LeeRichards

Nice feel good post Amelia ! Yardwork in the morning. Then find something to do by the water. Fish, just go for a boat ride, go tubing or a round of golf perhaps. Then BBQ a big fat Ribeye for sup sup :) Then light a fire and watch the sun go down and share a cocktail and a laugh or 2 with friends or family. and I would luv to run through the sprinklers with Meg ;)

I am always asked what I like..... I do have my likes but I am very much a go with where the sutuation takes us... I do like to ask what you like and don't like however. Sooo many times you ladies are doing what you feel the guys want or have requested..... when I am in your company I want YOU to enjoy what you like too and makes you feel good and warm and fuzzy and stuff ;) I will try my best to make it an enjoyable date for you too. and I won't ask you to stand on your head....still chuckling about that one. and I wouldn't ask you when you are getting a real job....because if you didn't have a real job I wouldn't be laying there with a big smile and a woody and having a grande old time otherwise. My accountant has a real job too.....she stuffs a big bill up my ass..... as does my lawyer, plumber, electrician and Revenue Canada. My doctor has a real job....tries to shove his finger up my ass but I won't let him ;) You ladies make me SMILE :D Yay for you girls !! My friends in this bitch of a real world many days ! xox

Too bad you couldn't attend....you could tell jokes and be the music man too :) Two of your favorite threads Take care of Angela out in the boat there cause we need her back to organize the social....she can't swim but I guess she does have a pretty darn gorgeous pair of buoy's there ;) to keep her afloat Sooooo.....4 door prizes from your fishing trip this week perhaps..... a pickeral, a walleye, an Orleans red snapper and a "Cat" fish ;)

Last night I ran the bar for my cousins wedding. I hear a pretty young lady say to the bride: "OMG Your cousin behind the bar is hot and has the hottest ass for an old guy. How old is he anyways ?" The bride (my cousin) looked at me and mouthed "don't do it....her" hahahahahahaha My highlight is the first part of that comment ;) and I can't stop laughing about it.... I saw a lot of her throughout the night OMG and LIKE were the words of the night for her In my younger years meeting and listening to this girl talk I woulda said "Hmmm maybe I might get lucky here" Last night I was thinking "My good God....this girl needs shoulder pads" Perhaps I overserved her ??? She woulda been the star of the show "Square Pegs"

Very true Cat..... after reading your post I just had another peak at all of these beautiful ladies. I also realized I am a lucky fella..... I have had the pleasure of locking eyes with 4 of our Cerb ladies in this post which would make 8 eyes I suppose....and they are beautiful eyes !!! mmm hmmm Makeup not needed ! Perhaps after tomorrow I can say 5 ladies and 10 beautiful eyes :) I guess when I say locking eyes I mean my right eye.....my left eye is a wandering eye so it could perhaps be looking at your boobs at the same time ;) I have also had the pleasure of meeting one of the celebs on this post and she really does have amazing alluring eyes ! Gabrielle Union

Cat .... that pretty much covers it ! Simply awesome :) Not just newcomers to hobbying but ALL hobbyists should read your post !! Now I hope to meet you someday.....and I promise Cat that I will not ask you if I can stand you on your head ;) nor will I attempt to stand on my head either.....safety first ........

When you lock eyes with this beautiful young lady.....Wow !

I am no help suggesting photographers or how that works but my suggestion is do it for yourself Aubrey ! I very much enjoy seeing how much the ladies that I have come to know enjoy a photoshoot. Excitement prior, having fun with the shoot and finally seeing the proofs and final pics and feeling beautiful and sexy and proud and wanting to share with us lucky fellas :)

Well done. I would have done the same thing in a heartbeat. The well being of the ladies and their reputations is paramount. We take care of them they take care of us ;) A win win situation all around !

Similar pics.... yet not quite the same ;) :butt:

Aubrey after reading this thread on occasion and other posts of yours.... you seem like a great gal and guys like this aren't worth your time and frustration. It is a great big world out there full of fella's that would love to spend time with you and treat you right !! In my Gigalo days my fees were $ 0 for the hour or 24 hours inclusive. Some ladies would try to negotiate that nnd request that I pay them and shorten it up to half hour....but NO NO NO I stuck to my guns !! Sorry little off topic there ;)

I just love Meg :) She rocks !! At this point I can look but can't touch but by the Jesus someday soon I am going to touch :D

Ahhhhh Memories !!!!!! I just ran across this picture from the Canada Day celebrations at the FB BBM lodge !! Now the shorter ! Fat Bastard on the left is Old Dog working the Slim Fast diet with that spray on hair stuff .......and the dapper, taller, airbrushed fella on the right is Lee Richards :) I believe we are holding Meg or Angela's brassiere but things are perhaps a little foggy as the night went on ;) Anywhoo.......What happen's at the Fat Bastards beach stays on the FB beach !!!! Except for this pic ;) Priceless....... Boy am I in trouble ;)

I like RG because he recognized Dorinda and seriously how could you miss her !!! She has really really really nice T & A baby !!!! and I happen to be quite fond of her ;) Also because he is going to teach me how to reel in those big fish out in Ontario there ....... :D

Ha ha !

Son of a beyach it is hot !!! BUD LIGHT ON ICE !!!

Why yes ... very nice choice !! ..... On the golf course a bottle of gin and jug of ruby red grapefruit juice also improves my game ;) sort of.....the front nine I suppose ....

Ha ha.... Awesome Julie ! Does this mean however that when I come see you for a visit that you will be making love to yourself and forget I was there ??? Who am I kidding...that would be hot !! You supply a comfy chair and I will bring a bottle of fine wine and watch :) You have a Hitachi ? Never seen one of them bad asses in action ! Seriously .... you gotta luv yourself first !

Absolutely. I have met some pretty darn amazing SP's ! Vibrant and intelligent ladies that love life, love to have fun, meet new people, travel and see the country or countries, and so happen to love sex :) It seriously would not matter to me. Just my opinion but I think an SP would really know how important and understand better what "a connection" is and how important it is to any relationship. Also a couple ladies that I meet with are educated accountants and when they become ex-SP's and I date them they can do my taxes....because once again yesterday the government told me that I suck it doing it myself ;) Cheers :chug:

Dear Amelia Why yes I have tried this. I once shaved off the sides of my chest and left a mohawk....but they told me the hairs from the sides were too straight and threw them out. So then they grew back and I shaved the middle and left the sides. They told me they were too "salt and pepperish" and salt isn't good for you. Threw those out too. So I decided screw it.... I will become an International Man of Mystery and use my chest hairs to attract the chicks :) and save the world when I wasn't busy otherwise. The cravat there just keeps the recently grown chest hair mullet from poking out ;)

I left a hotel room after a rendezvous and just pushed the button on the elevator when I heard behind me.... "hey what are you doing here" I turned around and coming out of their hotel room was my brother, sister in law and nephew staying in town for a hockey tournament. A quick white lie as I do have business meetings in hotels on occasion and it turns out they were about 2 doors down. Close enough call for my liking ! but the awesome time I just had made me forget about it quickly :D