LeeRichards

:D :D :D Well by cracky Amelia I Love You ! Let's get married and shag like bunnies and have lots and lots of bald hairy chested wacky children ! or if you like we could skip the children part and just shag like bunnies ...... I haven't seen too many bunnies on the pill or wearing condoms but perhaps that is an option as well heh heh or..... I coulda said..... "I love your answer Amelia" ;) oops Bald since 21....clean shaven for about the last 15 years roughly and a forest of chest hair ;) It never bothered me actually as I have always had the "it's me....love it or leave it attitude" right, wrong or different. Cheers

Well Angela I just saw this post but WOWZERS !!! 7000 posts ! Congrats sweetie !!!! Many many amazing posts from an awesome and very very respected lady ! Keep them coming please ! ps.... according to Soleil....you have sugar tits ! I love sugar tits :D We really should meet !! haha

Ummm.....hmmmm..... Well that perhaps would SCARE the zombies away and we wouldn't have to slay them ;)

Well that is straightforward and simple ! I like simple. Set a donation ladies.....pay the donation fellas and have fun .....or look elsewhere. Speaking of negotiating a little jokesie for ya This how us Prairie Grain Farmers negotiate ;) Three escorts were talking. The first one said "I had a Fireman last night". The second one asked how she knew he was a fireman, and the first one replied "I saw his badge." The second escort said "Well I had a policeman". The first one asked how she knew he was a policeman. The second escort replied "I saw his gun." The third escort then joined in and said "Well I had a farmer last night". The other two replied "How do you know he was a farmer"? The third escort replied "First he said it cost too much, then he said that it was too dry, then he said it was too wet, and when we were through he asked if I had any free hats!!

Ohhhhhhh Baby !!!

Canada Day is traditionally a family gathering at the lake with the folks and my brothers and their families. The afternoon spent frollicing out on the lake and enjoying watersports with family and friends. Then a family gathering to enjoy bbq steak and ribs and all the fixins. Pack up some beers and head to the park for some fireworks. I don't get to spend much time with my siblings and my nieces and nephews so I do very much enjoy this day of the year. Last year I started Canada Day off with a morning visit with an awesome Cerb lady friend. I was hoping to carry that on as a tradition but couldn't make it happen this year...Boo. So I had a pre-Canada Day visit with her a couple days early ;) Enjoy your day everyone and Be Proud !! Canada Rocks !!!

Another cancelled thread ! Lee likes things simple....because I am simple A question was asked in which I believe the OP was just looking for a little direction and simple and helpful advise. I have no prob with an in depth discussion when it addresses the initial question simply and clearly....but after reading this tonight it delved off into the unknown and to silly land. IMO This is a site for the ladies to run a business and fellas to hobby yes ! Keep in mind that genuine help and guidance is also seeked and appreciated as well. And a fun place :) Let us not deter more folks from starting threads and/or posting on existing threads.....which has already happend case and fact ! There that is my sucky post for what was otherwise a pretty good day

I had the extreme pleasure to spend some time with Keissy and Victoria yesterday ! I have spent quality time with both ladies on a few occasions now over the past couple years or so !! I always very very much look forward to their visits. I did NOT however expect to ever have the opportunity to see them together in Brandon !!!! I had been booked with Keissy and when Vic told me she was coming to town.... a few texts and Voila a duo was booked and Lee was all smiles :D I then promptly went out and made sure my life insurance was all in place.... So the day came, confirmations in place and off I go to Brandon. I gets about half way there and the nerves kick in even though I know them well....Jesus Christ I need a drink I am thinking.....so I detour by the old Liquor Barn and grab some relaxation medicine that I also hope the ladies will like too. I arrive and I am greeted at the door by two amazing French beauties, big smiles, hugs and kisses. And dressed to kill ! Lee ! It was like hooking up with old friends which is I guess what it was....very relaxed and immediatly fun ! So I pull out the tequila and shooter glasses and the ladies were on me like white on rice ;) No nevermind .... that didn't happen ...... We got comfortable on the bed with a drink and chatted and laughed and got caught up a bit and then.......my clothes flew off .... and in a blink of an eye theirs did too !!! Then my French lesson began :) Ohhhhhhhh My Good God !!! What followed was a most memorable interactive sexual experience and one that I will never forget and truthfully never thought I would experience in this lifetime ! My time with these amazing ladies together was quite simply just not long enough. Sexual experience aside....they are soooooo much fun to hang out with and just talk and laugh. Next time will be more time spent and if they don't come back I am moving to Montreal damnitt ! lol For the fellas that enjoy duos.....if you get the chance to see Keissy and Vic together.....take advantage and Smile :D Thanks for the memories ladies ! xox

Absotutely !! unless it is a Kayak...those buggers are crowded and tippy ! Would you have sex on a chair lift to the top of a ski hill at Lake Louise....or at least attempt to ;)

So three choices All three obviously attract you. Make initial contact with all of them. After an email or two and a gut feeling I would bet by the twitch of your penis in your pants your decision will be made ;)

Ummm ...Ya....Wrong movie to watch in the Middle East

Well it is a beautiful day, not too humid......I am surrounded at work by the canola fields in full yellow bloom and wheat fields starting to head out.....very scenic.....I almost hit a moose but MISSED it ... this is a highlight :) It is Wednesday and I wanna hump !! Any ladies wanna hump in a canola field ;) lol

I much prefer a Meg style BHJE plate over the very common DHJY plate (Do hand job yourself) ;)

Congrats Boomer !! Well Done .

Yup ! My head .... again......I glow in the dark damnitt ! I feel like a nightlight ... hahaha My poor clean shaven head used to look like the white cue ball in snooker.... now it is one of the red ones you shoot at ;)

Well I assume fun is being had by all :D Hopefully our beloved MrNice is hangin in there with all you hardcore party folks !!! Haha... I am sure you all had a blast !! Hopefully Tylenol is readily available tomorrow at every home and hotel in Halifax ;) ps...if there is no Tylenol available....beer and tomato juice works just fine too ;) A little hair of the dog that bit ya so to speak........

Congrats Kyra !!

A completely unexpected text and picture from a terrific and sexy lady of Cerb !! Thanks it made my day :)

Steppenwolf - Rock Me

Congrats Old Dog ! I have had many belly laughs and drank many beers just reading your posts alone !!!! Humor aside ... You have been a great help and friend to many many Cerbies over 4500 posts ! Good on ya buddy ! Oh ya bumped into one of your relatives....you were always her role model apparently...... anywhoooo supposed to say Hello ;)

Checking the list.....checking it twice ..... I don't see : Winnipeg (MB) to visit my lover Lee ;) Sounds like pretty awesome summer plans to me :) Enjoy !!

Awesome RG ! Congrats and well deserved status :) I was thinking you could trade your broken down truck on this unit....it should tow your boat and you can go into business marketing your fresh catch. "Roamingguy's Fish and Chips"