LeeRichards

Quite fond of this wonderful young lady and her wonderful ass !! ;) Our very own Malika .... Bum ditty bum ditty bum bum bum....bum ditty bum ditty bum bum bum.....bum ditty bum ditty bum bum bum ....ditty bum ...ditty...BUM BUM BUM ;)

Well by the Jesus that answers the question.... If you can't find a "rock" there I will find one in Manitoba !!! Tad bit flat here but I am sure there is a rock somewhere ;) If all five of you arrive at the same time then well... Hang on here I am going to pencil that out....assuming ALL of you get along that could be........10 duo options ! Yay...

Wow... Great Post !! Great article ...thanks for sharing. Never thought about this before. So here is what I came up with .... Extrovert - NO Introvert - Absolutely ! Pervert - Absolutely !

I do believe it is always best to survey the situation around you BEFORE you poop ;) heh heh

LMAO Sara....well if we cross paths out west I guess I definately won't get drunk without you and then ask you to babysit my cute little flesh-sausage daughter ;)

I burnt the bejesus out of my shaved head this weekend :( ouch and my legs :( and my neck :( apparently need stronger sunblock........

I like RG because reading his and everyone's posts about his and Gabby's confusing marriage /divorce made me laugh my ass off this morning... Great way to start the week :) !!!! Thx.

Yay :) Special indeed !!! I think a weekend of lounging, drinking no name beer, no name cigs and cigars, some carp fishing, mud wrestling, soaking in the Ford truckbox hot tub and some skinny dipping in the slough nearby is just what the doctor ordered Gabby ;) And when you are feeling frisky there are lots of FB sexy shagadelic fellas to share some intimate moments with......... We will welcome you with open arms !!!

Well Gabby an RG......if you two lovebirds DO decide to get married we would love to perform this special ceremony at our very own FB BBM Wedding Chapel !!! We would be honored to do this for you two !!! Beautiful photos in front of our Mobile Church ... as you can see smoking is allowed in the photos as well. We may offer some dress suggestions ?? Our favorite florists will look after the flower arrangements Our caterer will whip up one of her famous stump cakes We will wrap things up Gabby and take you out for the traditional Turkey Shoot And we will supply you with transportation to sneak away on your romantic honeymoon :) ps..... please return the vehicle after a week....Old Dog says that apparently Sissy needs it for an upcoming hot date......

Awwww.... I really thought you were married to that fisherman guy Gabby :( I proposed to Georgiana last night because I thought you were spoken for ..... I am marrying your beautiful Duo partner so the three of us could hang out naked while RG is off fishing ;) And Cat ..... Fat Bastards is REAL :) isn't it ??

A tennis raquet :) Just an itch...oops no raquet ;)

I do believe the thunderstorms have passed....it has gone from booming thunder...heavy rains and wind rocking my truck big time to blue sky, dead calm and birds chirping.... Perhaps I can go home from work soon :D Been a looooong day so thanks folks for putting up with my highly intelligent posts ;) ;) and the odd hijack or two !!

Yes I am slipping with age MrGreen... Traditionally I have always had lots of and never run out of ...beer, smokes, wine, cheez whiz, bread, coffee and clean underwear . Been busy lately....so inventory this on Wednesday morning : Beer....check. Smokes...check. Bread..check. Cheez Whiz...check. Coffee....SHIT NO !. Clean underwear...I think so.

The last time I stayed in a hotel I checked for bed bugs !! This is what I found :D So I felt it would be best if I stayed the night and keep checking ;) You just can't be too cautious these days !!!

Good News ! "Fruit of the Loom's" with working elastics are much more attractive to the ladies I would bet than "Fruit of the Bum's" with no elastic !! Actually I just thought you were a plumber in your beach attire ;)

One of my biggest "little thing" stressful situations....is when you run out of your stress relief drugs....... COFFEE !!!!! Wednesday I got up at 5 AM....knowing I had an important presentation to make to the board at 8 AM...went to the cupboard....Out of fucking COFFEE ! No Tim Hortons on the corner where I live....no no no ! Looked at the beer and decided not a good idea. Drove to Dad's to make coffee and he was at the lake, locked the door and apparently moved the key !!! Drove 25 miles to the nearest damn convenience store to get a freakin coffee !!! Ahhhhhhhhh .... meeting went well :)

Okey dokey then Frenchie ! Wear a helmet when we hook up...I always go right ;) I always go right...and after some deep thought here...I have no freaking idea why ??? lol Perhaps the right side of the neck and right shoulder are tastier cause I like to nibble baby ;) Seriously a cool post and interesting to read the replys :) Fun fun !

Well Katherine....this was me 5 years ago in my speedo... Since you beautiful Cerb ladies have been keeping me active and busy the last couple years or so....this is me now :) I have changed so much hard to even see the resembleance ...huh?? A little while back...OD posted a pic saying it was Lee Richards :( This fella is actually Phaedrus !! This pic is from his personal website .... www.myasscrack.com ;) Old Dog gets confused easily .... so all is OK...otherwise I would have reported him to Cowboy Kenny as a dirty rotten picture thief and a Shiller...

Congrats Georgiana !! A beautiful woman inside and out ! A Goddess indeed :)

Why yes the hot tub is in business !!! Old Dog has shed his Santa suit and put the eight tiny ummmm .... deer back on the wall :icon_rolleyes: He has donned his speedo .... I think you can see it there ;) He is your host with the mostest when it comes to looking after the hot tub crowd ;) Although I haven't been to the Grotto at the Playboy mansion....yet....still waiting for my invite from Hugh....anywhooo I do believe this would be a very similar environment !!

I am a fan of Big Bill boots :) I dirty pair for work - steel toes prevent injury I clean pair when I go dancing...steel toes prevent injury :) If you piss me off - steel toes cause injury ... heh heh

Well as a friend half way across the nation.... I will miss you Pen !!! You do have a pretty amazing reason not to travel however :D

So one time when I was 18 acting eleventeen and in my drinking days...never mind...still drinking....anwhooo I was in Safeway and saw a hot young lady with a to die for ass.... I proceeded (under the influence) to pay her a compliment and she promptly thanked me....with an open handed bitch slap pardon the expression. Surprised I didn't hear over the microphone "retard in aisle 9 just told a lady she had a nice ass" ;) Ummm.....look and don't touch and if you speak just say Hello and smile :D

Why yes that sounds awesome Gabriella....and for the record...perhaps not proper etiquette....but I tend to allow double and even triple dipping ;)

Ummm.... I do believe that as a true hockey fan MrNice....and you being the current General Manager of the team.... you would at least hold off....be firm and trade me for at least TWO of those beautiful ladies you mentioned !! Let's hope you aren't suffering from :boobeyes: Boobeyes :boobies: at the trade deadline big guy ;) Oh well if I show up that day and you don't have room for me....I will just go to the beach.... sunburn really badly and roll in on a trolly at the party as a Manitoba Lobster :D heh heh Dip me in hot butter I don't care lol I would be on holidays ! Woo Hoo !