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    I like Piano8950 because he is a fresh, friendly and fun new member here and contributes to all kinds of threads......welcome aboard the Cerb Train ;)
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    LeeRichards commented on Carley Chase's gallery image in Converted Albums

    Hummana Hummuna BUMMUNNA ;) Now that's just plain HOT Carley !
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    Happy Birthday Tiffany :) I hope you are having a magnificent day !!!
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    Congrats Notch ! Well done and keep them posts and fripples coming !!
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    Non monogamous BBFS - Kinda like making a deal with the Devil I recon :icon_twisted: tsk tsk tsk
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    These two ladies have already been mentioned in this thread but I must mention them again because they are amazing women, Goddesses and have become wonderful friends of mine from afar.... A couple of east coast sweethearts.....they are good friends themselves....they both are beautiful women !! Intelligent, kind, caring, fun, awesome senses of humor, adventurous, of course gorgeous !! .....and frisky :D prrrrr prrrrr and prrrrrr One has seen Austin naked.....poor girl ...hope I didn't scar you for life ;) The other one most definately will SOON !! poor girl.... haha Katherine Penelope Davis This pic pops into my head whenever I hear the words "Nova Scotia" ;)
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    I am not done till they clear the tables ;)
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    How To Clean A Cat Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. Note: You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape. CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any surface they can find. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. Have someone to open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself. Sincerely, OLD DOG
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    Damnitt Cat..... my dreams of you cleaning your house in your French maid outfit with heels, scarf and jewelry.... DIDN'T include a tiara !!! Now I will have to modify my daydreams a bit here ;) kinda hard to change my night dreams about ya though....
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    Awww that sucks Cat .... crooks ! If I was the A/C guy I would tell you nothing was wrong so I could just keep coming back and see you pretty lady ! at least four trips as I believe in followup.....but I wouldn't charge for it ;) I could also be your cable guy, plumber and pool man :D
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    Haha made me think of Old Dog and Cat after a social / party ???
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    The Goddess I would like to highlight today is an intelligent vibrant woman with a bubbly, fun, funny, witty, and adventureous personality. She is also a beauty, has curves .... yup curves !! .... dead sexy and likes to fool around I do believe ;) She has been an active member here for quite awhile now, active in both informative posts and many of the fun posts. I have spent lots of quality time with this sweetheart and she is an amazing woman !! Always a new adventure ! Currently on a hiatus from the bus but still pops by from time to time and I look forward to her return :D DORINDA BLOOM
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    Perhaps on my vacation I must go to Europe and be studious and learn how to to be a lip reader ;) Or take a night course at college or something if they offer it .....
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    Yes I can see how you got those asses confused !!! AFTER A CASE OF WINE ! HOW MUCH DID YOU DRINK Mr. Nice ??????? hahahaha Sounds like a blast was had by all folks !!!! and OD was his usual Fab host.... ! I must experience this for myself !!!
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    Well I am an avid golfer When I grab a golf ball I think of these : AND THIS Sooooo..... Moral of the story....ever since the Ben Wa Ball thread my golf has gone for the shits.......reminds me of sex and freakin horny all over the damn golf course ;)
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    The second pretty lady I would like to highlight is also a lady I met in my early days in this lifestyle. She is a beauty inside and out. Friendly, fun, funny, dead sexy..... is a Goddess ! Also over the past year and a half or so she has put up with my off the wall random texts and replies with some pretty sharp and witty comebacks.. heh heh. I visit with her every single chance I get when she passes thru my part of the world :) She runs a low profile on Cerb here posting wise....she just goes about her business very successfully I might add......but her ads, her photo's as well as her reputation are very well known I do believe :) She is shorter than me but can be a fiery Frenchie so I definately wouldn't mess with her ..... haha I love spending time with her ! Keissy Hennessey http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=28847
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    Giant is a great BIG word Emma....hahahaha.....I have met these pair of giant boobs you talk about...I have names for those two lovelies ;) but we wont go there at the moment lol......I consider them friends of mine just like you Emma.... Any friend of Emma or pairs of friends is most definately a friend of mine ;) Emma you are a beauty with a rockin personality, sense of humor, (I hope) haha, a heart of gold and you live life to the fullest !!! Kudos my dear !
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    Well there are AA meetings, PTA meeting, etc... etc.... It is my plan to fire up a "BA" meeting someday...see if I am on to something here ;) Boobs Anonymous "Hi...My name is Lee....I love boobs" :boobies::aol_feelup::boobeyes: Alley Baggett's for instance ;)
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    Great idea Sam !!!! An apocolypse party ! I will talk to Old Dog....perhaps we could host it at the Fat Bastard BBM lodge.... needs a little sprucing up....been a little quiet lately ....fire up the hot tub in the back of the pickup truck and stuff :D Such a special occasion we could even dig a new hole for the outhouse !!!!!!! ;)
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    Wow Meg.... You are so right ....Cerb Ladies Rock !!! I have met some wonderful ladies both in person and some I haven't met YET but have got to know well through Cerb here, PM'ing, emails etc.....( I really should learn how to text too ;) ) For the record ladies...perhaps this thing we do is taboo in the eyes of the law...but honestly I have become a better person and a much much happier person from meeting and/or getting to know all of you and from hanging out on Cerb from time to time ! The lady I would like to highlight as she pretty much was my introduction to the wonderful world of hobbying :) We hit it off right from the get go and I love spending time with her. ...I have lost track of how many times we have got together and shared...for me some special time together. She is beautiful....inside and out.....intelligent, witty, fun fun fun, has a big heart, ohhhh so beautiful eyes ;) and hey.....She Rocks !! Emily Rushton http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=22822 ps.... I may spend the morning of December 21st with Em just in case of Apocolypse ;)
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    Normally this would be in the "things that suck" thread but let me explain ;) So I am out in the outback fixing a machine.... prying on a pipe with a 4 foot pipe wrench...it slips and I fall....so I proceed to beat the fuck out of a tree with the pipe wrench..(Lee has a temper).....anywhoo I knocked a god damn hornets nest out of the tree....they were pissed off...all 5000 of the little pricks ! I AM VERY ALLERGIC TO THEM !! Sooo I get stung over a dozen times before I get to my truck..... I am back in the middle of freaking nowhere by myself...... So I say to myself...."Self, what now?" Self anwers "may as well have a smoke and a beer and wait and see if you die" So I did ! NOTHING HAPPENED.....I AM CURED :D :D Hahahaha True story....just a loooooong version of my highlight ;) Cheers :chug:
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    Nope ... the world won't come to an end.... I have too many things to do and people to see :) Besides December 21st is my Grandpa's birthday so not a good day to end the world....they would have to pick a different one ;)
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