LeeRichards

Well ... I was at a lounge for drinks with a few friends the other day...and a waitress who's happy meal was short a few fries came up to me and asked .... "are those people who were sitting at that table beside you sitting there right now?" ..... so I look over and there is nobody sitting there so I replied .... "why yes sweetie they are still sitting there they are just invisible" .... true story and I got cut off :(

An awesome playoffs Peeps !!! Super Exciting Hockey ! and no sure bets .... just the way it should be ...... Go Sens ! And as a Flyers fan I gotta kick outta this :) Crosby isn't pulling out all of the stops....but they put the stopper in !! ;)

Ohhh shit...after reading this Meg I realized I left out one rule OR prize...depends on how you look at it :D For the female participants...if you finish first or on top .... You win ME ....LEE for a night, weekend, week just whatever works !!! For the female participants...if you finish last or on the bottom so to speak .... You also win ME ..... LEE for a night, weekend, week just whatever works !!! A little about me: I like sex...I can cook and/or order in pizza...I enjoy long walks in the park, woods, along the beach perhaps, or short walks around the bedroom are OK too .....sex is good....golf yup...I can give a nice massage after golf and sex if you like....grrr baby..... hmmm I suppose I shoudn't ruin the surprise ladies ;) haha If one of the fellas win....well enjoy your Tim Hortons coffee & donuts !!!! heh heh GO FLYERS !!!!

I like Tokan because he is a pleasant and fun addition to Cerb. ... and because he is going to put an entry into the playoff draft. :) If I still smoked pot I would probably be sitting here giggling at his avatar. ;)

I just realized I still have a happy freakin easter bunny avatar - now how lame is that.....and now I can't decided on a new avatar .... ohhhh the dilemna I have going on here :( haha

Flyers 4 Penguins 3 ;) Anywhooooooo Officepools www.officepools.com League Name : Shagshagshag2012 Password Mojo I will be entering the teams that I have so far as the day goes on. On a side note .... Gabriella doesn't know it yet but she will be volunteering to be the cheerleader captain for this years playoffs !!! I can't think of a better lady to dress up in a skimpy cheerleaders outfit with pompoms, be the boss and romp around out there with a team of hot and sexy ladies ;) I suppose 2012 could be the "Year of the naked NHL cheerleaders" too if so desired :D

I am OK with this Meg.... My brother got a Slap Chop that he saw on a commercial...another brother has a Ginsu he saw on a commercial ! All is good ! Soooo.... let's you and I go for a two for one Plastic surgery !! You go first ;)

I think the Senators might have it wrapped up !!!! Kinda like Cooperalls were in the 80's....Tutu's are the wave of 2010's in Ottawa !' Strategy....distract the fella's with your Tutu and burry the puck in the net !!

Let me see....hmmmmm :roll: Virginia beach ?? Drinking beer ??? Perhaps some golf riding in a cart ?? No doubt snacks and appetizers at the lounge ?? Perhaps you shoulda been on the 15th floor for more excercise ;) Just take the beer with you when you go so it doesn't get warm !!

Haven't been around for couple days but the entries are coming in.... Deadline tomorrow night so lots of time .... playoffs start tonight.... Just a reminder for you folks when you are picking your goalie don't pick this fella.... he is all hockey'd out apparently ;)

Well Amelia...this makes me sad :( I haven't met you but you seem like such an intelligent, happy, vibrant and fun young lady who loves to live life to the fullest !! Kinda just like me...once you take the "intelligent, vibrant and young lady" part out of the equation ;) Sooo after saying that....as I believe you are an upbeat and happy person.....being criticized, fielding hurtful comments and accusations regularily and expected to live up to "someone elses standards" and then given the silent treatment....well I just don't see that as being "YOU" Amelia. I have been there years ago .... it wasn't "ME" so I returned the silent treatment and we both moved on. Family is family, friends are friends, lovers are lovers......but this is your life and just go out and live it sweetheart !! It's your life ! Now that may or may not have made a lick of sense...been out working in the strong winds all day ...I could be out of balance ;) heh heh You deserve to be happy AM !

I like ribeye steak ... butter tarts .. beer ... dill pickle chips .. and Roaminguy Not neccesarily in that order ;) RG makes me chuckle every day .. that I like. !!

Okey Dokey .... here are the matchups NY Rangers vs Ottawa Boston vs Washton Florida vs New Jersey Pittsburg vs Philadelphia Vancouver vs Los Angeles St. Louis vs San Jose Pheonix vs Chicago Nashville vs Detroit and first on the golf course is Toronto and Montreal ;) Poor Malika .... just moved to Toronto yesterday and the Leafs are done :( You like golfing ?? PLAYERS AND POINTS SYSTEM Pick 10 players (F or D) - one point for both goals and assists Pick one goalie - one point for a win, one point for assist, two points for shutout Total of 11 players with goalie RULES Have fun !! DEADLINE Midnight on Thursday, April 12th. Sending them to me via PM works the best. PRIZE First Place - $50 Tim Horton's gift card (figure a way to get it or the cash to you in June) Last Place - Condolences and perhaps some razzing from all of us hockey fans ;) Like last year I will put the draft up on Officepools. Well game on ladies and gents....lets have some fun !! YEAH BABY IT'S PLAYOFF TIME !!!! Additional Comments: The playoffs start on Wednesday and I have updated the post to show the entry deadline for Thursday at midnight ....

Well I had a teacher just like this fella so I always chuckle at this video .... and may also explain why I am not a rocket scientist ;) Theory of evolution http://www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=10370

Well boys and girls it's PLAYOFF TIME !!! So whatya say we have a draft again ??? Hmmmm???? I am in so that would make one !! It would be much more fun if I get one more entry because I always seem to win when I play with myself ;) Let's see the Jets are out so Manitoba is out. Booo. Hab's are out so that takes Quebec out of it and MrNice2. Calgary and Edmonton are out so there goes AB. That leaves the Canucks and Samantha from the west and ............OH YA OTTAWA !!!!! How did that heck did that happen ????? :icon_eek: Okay soooooooooo. I think it was pick ten players last year but I will have to look back and take a look see and will post that tomorrow. I have pryed a $50 Timmy Hortons gift card outta a manager friend of mine for a prize so far. He just didn't know where it wasn't going ;) I have no freakin idea how I will get it to you but where there is a will there is a way :) So I will update you folks tomorrow on my plan Stan ! Go Flyers Go !!!!!!! Cheers :chug:

I would like to be the first to congratulate Penelope on reaching the 20,000 milestone !!! She has been our Angel for a long time and now our Miss Penny and truthfully always has been a Goddess and a genuine Cerb sweetheart ! Congrats Penelope and thanks for all your awesome contributions to Cerb !!!

Being Easter time we best watch out for this big bad Bunny hunter ;) and NO I don't mean Hugh Hefner I mean Elmer Fudd !!!! ;)

Well this is awesome Samantha that you are considering this business opportunity !! up-front costs Check, got a 649 ticket for tonight so we are covered there Sheep and A spinning mill My neighbors have sheep, although only a few alpaca's. I will borrow my other brother Darryl's valcro gloves to catch them with and we are good there.....and I will borrow my grandma's spinning wheel .... she looks like she needs a break anyways ;) Fleece Convention I checked the dates of the Fleece Convention in June.... hmmm I have a golf tournament, a beer bash and wedding social that weekend but if you two ladies would like to attend a fleece convention I don't see any reason not to change my plans. This one is going for about $10. Let's be honest, Gabriella and I work at the upper end of the market and so our products should reflect our expertise, as I'm sure you'll agree. Why yes I think we could go with a more luxurious model and charge at least 12 bucks a piece !!! Perhaps we can come up with a better name than "willy warmer" as well. We will leave that up to Gabby perhaps ! And no worries you and Gabriella can work at the upper end of the market and I will operate at the other end of the market :)

Hmmmmm....you know Samantha and Gabby ... if the three of us put our heads together maybe we could come up with a real business plan here and get rich !!! 4 heads are better than one ;) Once we get the fitting process figured out which could take hours of meetings and practice and stuff.... then on with the knitting, crocheting and embroidery !! I anticipate big sales and a high market share !!! Once that is perfected and sales are growing then we should meet again for hours on end and perhaps we can work up close and personal on designing and perfecting a Manitoba Muff Warmer or something to expand and grow our product line !! :D

Awesome Sam....it gets freaking cold here in the winter. Sooooooo does one size fit all or do you have to measure up the situation ....in person ?? ;)

Cowgirl and reverse cowgirl have always been my favorite.... I hope this doesn't make me sound lazy .... because I am not doing any of the work ;) Never quite looked at sex that way before I guess. Cowgirl because I find it the most erotic...the close facial and eye contact, kissing ...I like to run my fingers through your hair or stroke your cheek so yes I like my hands to be free for various reasons ;) RCG is just a completely different and amazing feel and sensation that I have come to luv !! I very much enjoy every postition I have ever tried so I would hope any lady would tell me if a certain one is their least favorite.....at least on a repeat visit when the comfort level with each other is there and a little more experimentation tends to happen. I rarely will ask and just let things happen naturally.

Jesus Man that is hilarious !!! I will flash my badge and say "Hi...I am a masturbation cop at The Rock here...have you been masturbating today Mr. Inmate cause your in big trouble mister if your were ?? " Let the fellas masturbate (in private as RG mentioned) or lag bolt a whole bunch of "soft soap" dispensers on the cement walls so nobody else gets hurt !!

I am replying to this as a country bumkinses with rifles ;) I hunt foxes when need be....but for necessary reasons for instance because they are killing my chickens :( .... or population control. I will sell or give the hides to local trappers for the fur trade.... and I do have a fox hat. I hunt coyotes every year and sell the hides for fur trade .... a population control issue and kill local cattle which is the livlihood of many in my area...they run in packs and need to be controlled. As population increases so does the mange and that is not a good thing either. This is only a couple examples used to get my point across....but right, wrong or indifferent I obviously am involved in the fur trade in one way or another. I am an animal lover big time ! With the exception of a few years in the city...I have spent my life living in the bush pretty much surrounded by wildlife. It is awesome truthfully .... but there are nature control issues that are always there so the fur trade will need to live on forever in my world as I see it. If it doesn't and there are no more people to wear furs...the hides will just be tossed away.....