LeeRichards

Well I had a teacher just like this fella so I always chuckle at this video .... and may also explain why I am not a rocket scientist ;) Theory of evolution http://www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=10370

Well boys and girls it's PLAYOFF TIME !!! So whatya say we have a draft again ??? Hmmmm???? I am in so that would make one !! It would be much more fun if I get one more entry because I always seem to win when I play with myself ;) Let's see the Jets are out so Manitoba is out. Booo. Hab's are out so that takes Quebec out of it and MrNice2. Calgary and Edmonton are out so there goes AB. That leaves the Canucks and Samantha from the west and ............OH YA OTTAWA !!!!! How did that heck did that happen ????? :icon_eek: Okay soooooooooo. I think it was pick ten players last year but I will have to look back and take a look see and will post that tomorrow. I have pryed a $50 Timmy Hortons gift card outta a manager friend of mine for a prize so far. He just didn't know where it wasn't going ;) I have no freakin idea how I will get it to you but where there is a will there is a way :) So I will update you folks tomorrow on my plan Stan ! Go Flyers Go !!!!!!! Cheers :chug:

I would like to be the first to congratulate Penelope on reaching the 20,000 milestone !!! She has been our Angel for a long time and now our Miss Penny and truthfully always has been a Goddess and a genuine Cerb sweetheart ! Congrats Penelope and thanks for all your awesome contributions to Cerb !!!

Being Easter time we best watch out for this big bad Bunny hunter ;) and NO I don't mean Hugh Hefner I mean Elmer Fudd !!!! ;)

Well this is awesome Samantha that you are considering this business opportunity !! up-front costs Check, got a 649 ticket for tonight so we are covered there Sheep and A spinning mill My neighbors have sheep, although only a few alpaca's. I will borrow my other brother Darryl's valcro gloves to catch them with and we are good there.....and I will borrow my grandma's spinning wheel .... she looks like she needs a break anyways ;) Fleece Convention I checked the dates of the Fleece Convention in June.... hmmm I have a golf tournament, a beer bash and wedding social that weekend but if you two ladies would like to attend a fleece convention I don't see any reason not to change my plans. This one is going for about $10. Let's be honest, Gabriella and I work at the upper end of the market and so our products should reflect our expertise, as I'm sure you'll agree. Why yes I think we could go with a more luxurious model and charge at least 12 bucks a piece !!! Perhaps we can come up with a better name than "willy warmer" as well. We will leave that up to Gabby perhaps ! And no worries you and Gabriella can work at the upper end of the market and I will operate at the other end of the market :)

Hmmmmm....you know Samantha and Gabby ... if the three of us put our heads together maybe we could come up with a real business plan here and get rich !!! 4 heads are better than one ;) Once we get the fitting process figured out which could take hours of meetings and practice and stuff.... then on with the knitting, crocheting and embroidery !! I anticipate big sales and a high market share !!! Once that is perfected and sales are growing then we should meet again for hours on end and perhaps we can work up close and personal on designing and perfecting a Manitoba Muff Warmer or something to expand and grow our product line !! :D

Awesome Sam....it gets freaking cold here in the winter. Sooooooo does one size fit all or do you have to measure up the situation ....in person ?? ;)

Cowgirl and reverse cowgirl have always been my favorite.... I hope this doesn't make me sound lazy .... because I am not doing any of the work ;) Never quite looked at sex that way before I guess. Cowgirl because I find it the most erotic...the close facial and eye contact, kissing ...I like to run my fingers through your hair or stroke your cheek so yes I like my hands to be free for various reasons ;) RCG is just a completely different and amazing feel and sensation that I have come to luv !! I very much enjoy every postition I have ever tried so I would hope any lady would tell me if a certain one is their least favorite.....at least on a repeat visit when the comfort level with each other is there and a little more experimentation tends to happen. I rarely will ask and just let things happen naturally.

Jesus Man that is hilarious !!! I will flash my badge and say "Hi...I am a masturbation cop at The Rock here...have you been masturbating today Mr. Inmate cause your in big trouble mister if your were ?? " Let the fellas masturbate (in private as RG mentioned) or lag bolt a whole bunch of "soft soap" dispensers on the cement walls so nobody else gets hurt !!

I am replying to this as a country bumkinses with rifles ;) I hunt foxes when need be....but for necessary reasons for instance because they are killing my chickens :( .... or population control. I will sell or give the hides to local trappers for the fur trade.... and I do have a fox hat. I hunt coyotes every year and sell the hides for fur trade .... a population control issue and kill local cattle which is the livlihood of many in my area...they run in packs and need to be controlled. As population increases so does the mange and that is not a good thing either. This is only a couple examples used to get my point across....but right, wrong or indifferent I obviously am involved in the fur trade in one way or another. I am an animal lover big time ! With the exception of a few years in the city...I have spent my life living in the bush pretty much surrounded by wildlife. It is awesome truthfully .... but there are nature control issues that are always there so the fur trade will need to live on forever in my world as I see it. If it doesn't and there are no more people to wear furs...the hides will just be tossed away.....

Well the Fur thread title made me think of a good Jean Chretien joke I heard a way back.... ;) Prime Minister Jean Chretien was meeting with officials in Red Lake, Ontario. It was a very hot day and the ceremonies took place outside in a local grandstand. The Mayor was surprised to see that Chretien was wearing a large fox fur hat, despite the heat. After a while the mayor leaned over and spoke up. "Excuse me, Mr. Prime Minister, but I can't help wondering why you are wearing that fox hat when it is so warm?" Chretien shrugged. "Well, you know 'ow it is", he replied. "My wife, she is da dresser in da family, so I always take 'er advice. If I go to de Maritime, she say 'Wear da toque'. If I go to Calgaree, she say 'Wear da stetson'. Dis time she ask me where I go; I say Red Lake. She say 'Red Lake !!! Where da fox hat ??' So I did!"

Well I for one have met you VJ....and I found you to be an amazing lady to spend time with. Vibrant, fun, funny and easy to talk to. As a fella that does not set high expectations but justs lets things happen naturally....the chemistry was there and I had an oh sooo wonderful time with you in every way. You Rock Vic !!

Awesome Meg. !!!! I will post a reminder on Tuesday folks .....get off the road cause Meg is on the loose in her new car. !! PS....... You have gorgeous airbags ..sure hope you didn't sell those babies. ;) ;)

Absolutely understood Meg. ! No worries... Such is life . I have actually lived the same experience as cheektocheek.....on my 2ND visit as a hobbyist....when I asked she did know He got pounced on on the very first post and I understand where he is coming from.....that's all

) Well Cheektocheek had a reminder to give which makes a PM useless. The post is fine IMO and obviously he had quite a surprise. If you know it is time let is know which I have been made aware in the past........no need for menusration 101....but as a lover of DATY this post really made me think here

Peachy .... It doesnt matter to me at all.....I want to meet you sweetie not your education... It is not a prerequisite and I don't bring my diploma from high school or college for u to see so I don't expect you too either ;) Hell the way I talk around here I suspect many ladies wonder if I went to school at all. !! If there are fellas that make you feel embarrassed ....... they don't deserve your company. !! Just be YOU. !

Well Happy 39th birthday RG. !!! Sorry buddy but I plum forgot about it and I didn't get you anything. ! How about you go and buy a new fish hook or a boat and pretend I bought it for you. ;) heh heh Hope you have an awesome day my friend. !!!

Happy Birthday Claire ! Hope you had an awesome Day !!!

fAMILY !! My friends have of course always been there for me when I need them when they can and have time to be there for me and vica versa.....My family is ALWAYS there when I need them and vica versa ! but that is just my life and my situation....

Several years back I told my Dad I was gay and had a boyfriend....... had to tell him quite quickly that it was an April fools prank as he was starting to yell and point to the door and so on ......

Happy Birthday April Dawn !! Hope you have a shagadelic day !!!

This was actually yesterdays highlight but: Well after 5 + years of tests and procedures and tumors removed and cancer and cancer scares I have finally been given a "clean bill of health"....at least for now ;) ...Yay !! So I am raising my glass of Lee's finest 2 year old home made wine (2010 was a great year) to all you Cerb peeps .... Cheers :chug: Life is good !

I sure hope your culinary skills doesn't have an end -result like this MrNice ;) If it does Ravioli outta the can and Kraft Dinner works nicely when a quick fix is needed :)

Rush - Fly By Night