LeeRichards

Hey there .... now I understand why you never got back to me !! You didn't feel you could stick around an extra couple days for a half hour appointment ;)

I like Angela because she is super cool, intelligent, witty, helpful, funny, sexy, horny, and wants to get naked with Lee in his van that is not down by the river anymore ;) Plus she is a classic rocker....so when Angela is too old to SP and Lee is too old to hobby....we are going to retire, get married, buy a couple scooters, I will put a wheel chair lift in my van and we will attend every rock concert and rock festival that we can :) Yeah Baby !! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzbdY_rPtjw

I like Penelope because she is a true beauty inside and out....throw in an awesome personality, a rockin sense of humor, love for music and a really nice bum ;) and that is our Pen :D

I am a fella that relys 100 percent on Cerb ads and or communications here to determine whom I would like to spend some quality time with. I don't think there is ever "too much information" but perhaps not enough. The words you have listed are all appropriate wordings IMO but not with every lady in every situation. My advise is use the wording that you feel best describes you, the experience you can provide and most importantly want to provide. More importantly I want to say...the reason I am replying to this thread...is that no matter what the words are that you are using, it is the ad, the context of the ad, and what you want to tell the client is the most important thing to me. "Upscale, VIP, the best, top notch" .... Truthfully means nothing to me by itself....it is what you have to say ! Entice me and draw me into your web ;) Hell I love reading a great ad more than looking at pics to be honest. I have been drawn into some webs now and you ladies can't get rid of me !! Sorry ;) heh heh Okay that's it. Hope it made a little sense :)

I was climbing on my roof tonight to fix my satellite dish, had one foot on the roof and one foot on the ladder and the ladder collapsed ! So Lee went ass over tea kettle bounced off the gas BBQ, knocked over a 5 gallon pail of water (on me of course) and landed in a pile of leaves I just raked up of course !! So I jumps up looking like I was tarred and feathered in leaves....looked around to see if anyone saw me.... nope they didn't...walked in my garage and collapsed cause I nutted myself on the BBQ ;) F**K !!! While I was recovering my Blackberry beeped at me so went to check my email and the screen was broken. So you folks I random text will have a reprieve because I can't see the bottom half of my screen so wouldn't have a clue what I was sending you ! haha So cheers folks !! Now I am having a beer and chuckling about it cause the end result coulda been worse :D

Happy Birthday ! Hope you are having an awesome day :D

Nazareth - Love Hurts

As many Cerb ladies as I could jam in a jumbo jet baby !!!! and me of course ;)

Cancellation threads do seem to be common and frequent lately I agree ! Pisses me off to read them so I can only imagine how the ladies feel ! If there is a lady that I choose I want to meet with ....well then I would prepay a deposit in a heartbeat every time and in full with certain ladies that I know to be honest if it was something that was preferable for the lady and easy to make work for both of us.

I tend to be honest Meg because if everyone says "yeah it was good" then your friend would be recommending it to EVERYBODY and there would be a whole bunch of bored but polite folks out there that just wasted their time going "WTF is this crap" ;)

Sami this is awful ! I wish I could help you ! I just checked your profile.....your boobs are still gone !!!! oops I mean albums. Now I hope you get this resolved soon and have those beautiful boobs ...oops I mean photos back for us fellas and ladies as well to fondly peruse ;)

I like backrubman because I enjoy his posts, he is fun and funny, tells good jokes even if he targets ME in those said jokes ;) and I also like him because he won't get mad when I get EVEN !!!! heh heh

I had the wonderful opportunity to meet with the amazing Penelope this week! It was a very unexpected but pleasant surprise when she said she wanted to come to Winnipeg and it will definately be one of my highlights of 2012 :) After a slight hiccup in travel plans ;) I met her mid-evening at the airport. Pen is a beautiful lady so I certainly had no problem picking her out in the crowd !! We eventually got to her hotel thanks to the annoying lady's voice giving us directions from my GPS unit ......only one or two missed turns, a couple side streets but we made it ! I checked and no claw marks in the passenger side dash of my truck !! We checked in and both hit the tub to clean up after long a long day on the road. During my shower I was finally I was able to relax and my nervousness subsided......threw on a towel and walked out of the bathroom and saw the stunning Penelope standing there in all her beauty !! So much for not nervous and being relaxed !!! The nervousness, the butterflys they were back big time ! I was virtually trembling. I put my hands on her face, pulled her close and we kissed and then hugged and I felt like I was exactly where I was meant to be at this very moment in my life.... and all the butterflys floated away ! For the next couple hours I was to find out just what a wonderful lady Pen is, what an amazing and responsive lover she is, did I say amazing !! and simply felt like I was in heaven :D We were now into the wee hours of the next morning so under the covers we crawled, snuggled up and I enjoyed the moment while Penelope drifted off to sleep. I slept some but kept waking up and looking over at her to make sure I wasn't dreaming ! heh heh We spent serveral hours the next day, hanging out, doing a little of this and a little of that ;) and really just enjoyed each others company !! This experience folks has genuinely given me a whole new perspective to the term GFE !! Thanks Pen! The time came to say goodbye and man that was difficult for me ! We kissed and hugged and said goodbye but to me it wasn't goodbye but ..... "till we meet again" Thanks Penelope for making the long trek to Winnipeg, for the ohhh so amazing visit and for the fond memories and a day in my life that I will honestly never ever forget !! :)

All the best in your life's journey to College Candy ! Enjoy and of course study hard !! or at least study ! I missed that memo but I hope you got it ;)

Hahaha. No skirt Mrnice ..... Skin tight pants ... White T shirt with pack of smokes rolled up in the sleeve and I winked at him and licked my lips ;) perhaps he thought I was gay and didn't want to deal with that ? Lol... I suspect he thought I was a country bumkinsee farm boy that didn't know better ! Which I am :) Posted via Mobile Device

Driving along on #1 highway heading for the big city minding my own business driving about 125 kms per hour listening to Fleetwood Mac... Rhiannon and texting of course ... And a cop pulls up beside me .... So I looks over at him ... He gives me the finger wag meaning ... "No no no Lee no texting ! ". Then gives me the finger down as in slow the f**k down.... Smiles and takes off !! Hmmmm ... Did he feel sorry for me or was there a Dunkin donut truck ahead of me ?? Heh heh

I just finished work and I am taking a week or more off from the rat race of my profession. I am kick starting a new part-time business this week, my second side business now which will mean more work ! but it is actually very exciting and a highlight. I have a date with a wonderful lady tomorrow and that is my biggest highlight and seems to have me sporting a Permagrin :D

A couple come to mind of the top of my head... Both a few years back 1). I was staying in an old hotel on upper level.. No carpets in hallway... Passed a sign that said "caution .. Wet floors " I looked at it and then proceeded to walk, slip and fall down the stairs and seperate my shoulder .. 2). At a party I ran and jumped into the deep end of a private pool that had been drained for repairs ...just sprains, crutches and hurt pride a bit ;) Posted via Mobile Device

This makes me think of a comment my brother said a few years back after a looong cold Manitoba winter...which is most winters !! He said by mid winter around here don't even mention sex.... come early to Mid-March I start dropping hints and by first week of April she is tearing my cloths off . Why do you think most birthdays seem to be in January and February around here....and if they are in November then the kid should probably have a shirt that says "Made in Mexico" haha.

I like Phaedrus because he is sharp as a tack, helpful and freakin hilarious ! Also because he is a FrumiousBandersnatch ! ( I will google that but I am sure it is a good thing ;) )

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh RG ! We are actually supposed to go fishing ? heh heh Shazbut....I was thinking all that was need was a cabin, VJ and some, music and fine wine ;) My family has shares in a cabin in Northern Manitoba but you gotta fly in and land on the lake so you really are stuck there unless you can fly the plane ! :) Once again I think it is a fabulous idea !

Well I just had my 3rd Cat Scan in 7 or 8 years yesterday. Once again they didn't find a cat in there ;) Why do they keep looking for one ? hmmmmm