LeeRichards

Cluck cluck cluck !! Did I perhaps tell a bad joke about you RG ??? .....because Jesus man it appears you would like me to suffer a tad bit ;) haha That's funny !

Actually VJ, I feel you do remarkably well with your ads ! Yourself, Keissy and Chrystal for instance because I have met you all......all have really great ads with very very few "translation" faux pas considering the amount that you all have to say and tell us about yourself .... and what you are looking for in your ads. Your ads Vic are awesome, very very nicely put together in every way, just keep doing what you are doing IMO and I commend you. I have actually thought about it and put the shoe on the other foot and wondered how I would do trying to cater to a French clientele, fight that language barrior and realized quite frankly that I would suck at it ! ;)

Had no choice but I got a cool new smartphone yesterday !! ....actually it is a lot smarter than me so far ;) I got no contact list yet so getting texts from people and I gotta figure out who the hell they are lol... and for fun I put my fubared Blackberry on the target board and sighted in my 7 MM rifle at 300 yards today :D

No no no no no !!!! Nothing sharp is going near Woody and the twins there !! ;)

So I gos into the store yesterday and they hand me a couple phone books.....so I do the old Steve Martin "Yay the new phone books are here the new phone books are here" .... they look at me like I am retarded......so I says "any of you seen the movie The Jerk ?".......once again they look at me like I am off my rocker! !... Hmmmmm Apparently I am old !!! I told the girls to talk among themselves and just forget I was there......next time I will joke about Harry Potter !! ;)

Happy Birthday ! Have an awesome day :)

I just read the highlight thread.....I want to party with Sara and Malika :D A road trip with two hot Cerb celebrities ;)

It would be a cold day in hell if told you your food sucked or your outfit and wardrobe for that matter. Particularily because that is strictly my opinion ! I will call you out however on how you act , how you talk to people and how you treat people most importantly if I feel it is rude or inappropriate. Once again my opinion to a point but I feel we all have a basic common upbringing that teaches us that ! That is etiquete and common courtesy. Truth or not an example of potential sugar coating I get asked almost every day lately how I am feeling...I say "just fine....no worries" Everyone is happy. I get asked very frequently how my dad is feeling .... I say " just fine... no worries" Everyone is happy. Truth or not what good does it do to say the truth "oh not so good" and have people worry when it doesn't do any good and just causes others heartache ?? As has been stated "many things are best left unsaid" .... which is why I don't ask a lot of questions ;) Cheers folks !!

Damnit WIT !! I was gonna tell Malika this was Fjarginahorniaganleeswoodybeup - Manitoba, Canada Just so she would come visit me :D

I may have to buy a bike again :) Humuna humana Wow !!

Well ladies if you have the option of telling me to my face I am average looking, not bad looking or handsome.......... go with the handsome please because I luv luv my sugar coating ;) sweet tooth I guess ....heh heh

Hey there .... now I understand why you never got back to me !! You didn't feel you could stick around an extra couple days for a half hour appointment ;)

I like Angela because she is super cool, intelligent, witty, helpful, funny, sexy, horny, and wants to get naked with Lee in his van that is not down by the river anymore ;) Plus she is a classic rocker....so when Angela is too old to SP and Lee is too old to hobby....we are going to retire, get married, buy a couple scooters, I will put a wheel chair lift in my van and we will attend every rock concert and rock festival that we can :) Yeah Baby !! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzbdY_rPtjw

I like Penelope because she is a true beauty inside and out....throw in an awesome personality, a rockin sense of humor, love for music and a really nice bum ;) and that is our Pen :D

I am a fella that relys 100 percent on Cerb ads and or communications here to determine whom I would like to spend some quality time with. I don't think there is ever "too much information" but perhaps not enough. The words you have listed are all appropriate wordings IMO but not with every lady in every situation. My advise is use the wording that you feel best describes you, the experience you can provide and most importantly want to provide. More importantly I want to say...the reason I am replying to this thread...is that no matter what the words are that you are using, it is the ad, the context of the ad, and what you want to tell the client is the most important thing to me. "Upscale, VIP, the best, top notch" .... Truthfully means nothing to me by itself....it is what you have to say ! Entice me and draw me into your web ;) Hell I love reading a great ad more than looking at pics to be honest. I have been drawn into some webs now and you ladies can't get rid of me !! Sorry ;) heh heh Okay that's it. Hope it made a little sense :)

I was climbing on my roof tonight to fix my satellite dish, had one foot on the roof and one foot on the ladder and the ladder collapsed ! So Lee went ass over tea kettle bounced off the gas BBQ, knocked over a 5 gallon pail of water (on me of course) and landed in a pile of leaves I just raked up of course !! So I jumps up looking like I was tarred and feathered in leaves....looked around to see if anyone saw me.... nope they didn't...walked in my garage and collapsed cause I nutted myself on the BBQ ;) F**K !!! While I was recovering my Blackberry beeped at me so went to check my email and the screen was broken. So you folks I random text will have a reprieve because I can't see the bottom half of my screen so wouldn't have a clue what I was sending you ! haha So cheers folks !! Now I am having a beer and chuckling about it cause the end result coulda been worse :D

Happy Birthday ! Hope you are having an awesome day :D

Nazareth - Love Hurts

As many Cerb ladies as I could jam in a jumbo jet baby !!!! and me of course ;)

Cancellation threads do seem to be common and frequent lately I agree ! Pisses me off to read them so I can only imagine how the ladies feel ! If there is a lady that I choose I want to meet with ....well then I would prepay a deposit in a heartbeat every time and in full with certain ladies that I know to be honest if it was something that was preferable for the lady and easy to make work for both of us.

I tend to be honest Meg because if everyone says "yeah it was good" then your friend would be recommending it to EVERYBODY and there would be a whole bunch of bored but polite folks out there that just wasted their time going "WTF is this crap" ;)

Sami this is awful ! I wish I could help you ! I just checked your profile.....your boobs are still gone !!!! oops I mean albums. Now I hope you get this resolved soon and have those beautiful boobs ...oops I mean photos back for us fellas and ladies as well to fondly peruse ;)