LeeRichards

I like backrubman because I enjoy his posts, he is fun and funny, tells good jokes even if he targets ME in those said jokes ;) and I also like him because he won't get mad when I get EVEN !!!! heh heh

I had the wonderful opportunity to meet with the amazing Penelope this week! It was a very unexpected but pleasant surprise when she said she wanted to come to Winnipeg and it will definately be one of my highlights of 2012 :) After a slight hiccup in travel plans ;) I met her mid-evening at the airport. Pen is a beautiful lady so I certainly had no problem picking her out in the crowd !! We eventually got to her hotel thanks to the annoying lady's voice giving us directions from my GPS unit ......only one or two missed turns, a couple side streets but we made it ! I checked and no claw marks in the passenger side dash of my truck !! We checked in and both hit the tub to clean up after long a long day on the road. During my shower I was finally I was able to relax and my nervousness subsided......threw on a towel and walked out of the bathroom and saw the stunning Penelope standing there in all her beauty !! So much for not nervous and being relaxed !!! The nervousness, the butterflys they were back big time ! I was virtually trembling. I put my hands on her face, pulled her close and we kissed and then hugged and I felt like I was exactly where I was meant to be at this very moment in my life.... and all the butterflys floated away ! For the next couple hours I was to find out just what a wonderful lady Pen is, what an amazing and responsive lover she is, did I say amazing !! and simply felt like I was in heaven :D We were now into the wee hours of the next morning so under the covers we crawled, snuggled up and I enjoyed the moment while Penelope drifted off to sleep. I slept some but kept waking up and looking over at her to make sure I wasn't dreaming ! heh heh We spent serveral hours the next day, hanging out, doing a little of this and a little of that ;) and really just enjoyed each others company !! This experience folks has genuinely given me a whole new perspective to the term GFE !! Thanks Pen! The time came to say goodbye and man that was difficult for me ! We kissed and hugged and said goodbye but to me it wasn't goodbye but ..... "till we meet again" Thanks Penelope for making the long trek to Winnipeg, for the ohhh so amazing visit and for the fond memories and a day in my life that I will honestly never ever forget !! :)

All the best in your life's journey to College Candy ! Enjoy and of course study hard !! or at least study ! I missed that memo but I hope you got it ;)

Hahaha. No skirt Mrnice ..... Skin tight pants ... White T shirt with pack of smokes rolled up in the sleeve and I winked at him and licked my lips ;) perhaps he thought I was gay and didn't want to deal with that ? Lol... I suspect he thought I was a country bumkinsee farm boy that didn't know better ! Which I am :) Posted via Mobile Device

Driving along on #1 highway heading for the big city minding my own business driving about 125 kms per hour listening to Fleetwood Mac... Rhiannon and texting of course ... And a cop pulls up beside me .... So I looks over at him ... He gives me the finger wag meaning ... "No no no Lee no texting ! ". Then gives me the finger down as in slow the f**k down.... Smiles and takes off !! Hmmmm ... Did he feel sorry for me or was there a Dunkin donut truck ahead of me ?? Heh heh

I just finished work and I am taking a week or more off from the rat race of my profession. I am kick starting a new part-time business this week, my second side business now which will mean more work ! but it is actually very exciting and a highlight. I have a date with a wonderful lady tomorrow and that is my biggest highlight and seems to have me sporting a Permagrin :D

A couple come to mind of the top of my head... Both a few years back 1). I was staying in an old hotel on upper level.. No carpets in hallway... Passed a sign that said "caution .. Wet floors " I looked at it and then proceeded to walk, slip and fall down the stairs and seperate my shoulder .. 2). At a party I ran and jumped into the deep end of a private pool that had been drained for repairs ...just sprains, crutches and hurt pride a bit ;) Posted via Mobile Device

This makes me think of a comment my brother said a few years back after a looong cold Manitoba winter...which is most winters !! He said by mid winter around here don't even mention sex.... come early to Mid-March I start dropping hints and by first week of April she is tearing my cloths off . Why do you think most birthdays seem to be in January and February around here....and if they are in November then the kid should probably have a shirt that says "Made in Mexico" haha.

Brooke Burke - I used to watch the show Wild On every weeknight at 10...mostly because of her I'm thinkin ;)

I like Phaedrus because he is sharp as a tack, helpful and freakin hilarious ! Also because he is a FrumiousBandersnatch ! ( I will google that but I am sure it is a good thing ;) )

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh RG ! We are actually supposed to go fishing ? heh heh Shazbut....I was thinking all that was need was a cabin, VJ and some, music and fine wine ;) My family has shares in a cabin in Northern Manitoba but you gotta fly in and land on the lake so you really are stuck there unless you can fly the plane ! :) Once again I think it is a fabulous idea !

Well I just had my 3rd Cat Scan in 7 or 8 years yesterday. Once again they didn't find a cat in there ;) Why do they keep looking for one ? hmmmmm

Well Emily I would have to say I am an ass man :) Why I can't particularily explain...all I know is a nice curvy ass in a pair of nice fitting blue jeans will direct major blood flow straight to my pecker. and on a side note ... unless you have eyes on the back of your head it is much much easier to check out a lady's ass than her boobs and not look like a total perv in her eyes ;) hahaha

Hmmm...last post February 23rd....poor poor Touch got blackballed for liking me ;) haha Well I like Touch cause he is cool and very funny....and judging by his avatar...when I come to Nova Scotia I am bringing 10 fishing rods so he can jig for some Mackeral for me for lunch ;) Very handy having 40 fingers and 10 thumbs I would imagine in many ways !

Never met...but this should be the website http://www.bodylanguageent.ca/index.php?page=detail&noportefolio=27

Thinking of you Jenni....there are many compassionate people here on Cerb that will be there for you anytime you need a friend ! xoxo

Actually Sami....if it is someone you have met prior and are comfortable with yourself and trust then it probably won`t be a problem with the fella and makes sense actually. At least for me. Cats and dogs as long as they know allergy wise...no prob. If a Great Dane that looks me in the eyes meets me at the door then I guess that could be freaky ;) Books, desk laptop means that I probably will have to be a study partner....not a big deal. May as well help someone else study cause I sure didn`t and most definately not with a naked beauty ! I do however believe that first impressions are important and clean is good :) Location and parking does matter as well to me...... more so the parking. I like to have a truck when I leave :D Probably not much help Sami but I tried !

This is just my opinion here....but I would prefer to visit at a regular hotel, with a lobby, lounge perhaps and board/meeting rooms......rather than a drive up to the door motel. If being seen is a concern it is much easier to explain than being seen coming out of a motel room door. Been there done that and actually think I posted on it a year or so ago. Typically I would say I have a meeting, for those that know me in this area know I have no shortage of those. Now I do have business meetings in hotel rooms as well but pretty much always in nicer hotels not motels. Also, I would have to say my most relaxing, laid back visit was in a private residence with a wonderful lady in Wpg. I actually really enjoyed the entire visit and walking out the door with a smile and not worrying about being spotted or the authorities. That truthfully is rare for me.

Jesus NO Jabba ! Go with Scotties softies. If u have time to count every square on a roll of Charmin I think they short you at least one piece of ass wipe in every package ;) Posted via Mobile Device

It still is and always should be the best policy Meg ! You should always do what you feel is the right thing. 99% of the time I use the honesty policy....the other 1% I hobby and enjoy life ;)

Well this one perhaps may be original I grew up a farm boy. Sometimes when problems arose and in the heat of the moment my dad would come up with some dandy's. Probably about 3 or four times as a kid I heard this : "What F are you doing you assless donkey ass?"

Well..... I bought a bag of BBQ peanuts not long ago.....and it said on the bag "may contain nuts" hmmmmmmm