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I was hoping to see more members join this thread, as i see a lot of regulars in the chat room often. Use this thread as a means of introducing yourself to the Cerb community :)

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Grand opening of Mucho Burrito. Huge line-ups. It was very good :)

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Happy Birthday Katrine ;) Hope you have a great day. I've known you for 3 year now. I've seen you go from a young sexy hot girl to a Hot sexier young woman. You seem to grow more beautiful each year. And I see also that you have a good head on your shoulders and are setting goals for you life and future. So many best wishes for your special day. And hope to see you sometime in the future when I can give you a massage. xoxoxoxox Someguy the original one, not the second one :)

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I've been reading her funny quirky ad's for the 2 years. I found them funny, whimsical and sometimes they didn't make any sense. Recently I've been chatting with her in the cerb chat and found her to be an interesting, funny person. From her recommendations and pictures, I could not tell what she was like except that the men all said she was fun and I should go see her. So I manage to make an appointment with her today. Not knowing what to expect. When she open the door, a sexy girl opened the door and welcomed me in and gave me a big hug and kiss. She took me in to the massage room where we chatted and got to know each other for a few minutes. Then she asked if I wanted to take a shower with her and I said Sure :). I heard that her showers were very erotic. I helped her off with her bra and panties. and she made sure that i checked out her ass and felt her firm natural breast. They felt great. We ran to the shower as it was cold. In the the shower she lathered me up and washed me and did some standing body slides. Ooohh tingles up and down my spine. Back to the massage room where she asked me I wanted to play or massage first. I show massage. She gives a nice firm massage. and slippery body slides and plenty of nice kissing. And then comes the flip. where there were plenty of kissing and body slides. She asked if I wanted to see her special talent? I said sure. And she showed me ,she sure was vocal. It was the first time i've seen that talent before. The table was soaked. Like I alway say. I'm a gentleman and the woman always cum's first :) Then she said it was my turn. What transpires I will keep private. But it was more the I expected and it was great :). I know Michaella, I told you it was good, but it was in fact Greaat :) She offers a great massage, is a funny sexy woman, has her own vocabulary and a great finish that leaves the legs wobbly :) We went a bit overtime, and she apologized for keeping me late as she wanted to have fun too. I said no problem, Time had gone by so fast and I had a totally unexpected fun experience. You've read her ad's, She is a like her ad's. Sexy, strange, quirky and funny , What you see is what you get. I had a great time and highly recommend that you pay her a visit. before she get's too busy. I will repeat again. P.S Michaella and Claire Heavens sometime's do duo's. Claire invited me one day for a duo with the both of them. I declined as I rather have one on one sessions. But I can see now, that it would be very erotic and awesome. But I don't think my poor heart can take it :(. Either one of these women alone offer a great experience.

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This was posted from another thread. But seems applicable :) The honest husband A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!".

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After 9 month, off Lipitor. I have been feeling so much better. I started taking a product called Natural Calm for my insomnia, and it seems to help. I've been looking into Magnesium products and have found that 80% of people are deficient in it. It is involved in 325 chemical functions in my body. I have been on it for a month and my last Dr's appointment, showed that my blood sugar levels has gone down, blood pressure normal, cholesterol gone down, weight has gone down. and no more twitch muscles . There's a whole list of symptoms that demonstrate magnesium deficient. Magnesium is also a natural Statin, it may be able to replace Lipitor.

Just wanted to see if any of the Newbies had stories to tell :)

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I can vouch for Katrine, she can gives a great therapeutic massage if you ask her to. LusciousLilly can give a good head to toes massage also, she gets all the knots out of all the times. And also JessicaMassage gives a great massage also and is a great body slider :)

Hey to me, Kissing and cuddling is very important. I think it's the best part of the date. Especially if it is a sp/ma that you are comfortable with. There's nothing better then an good old fashion necking session on the couch to start off with. I had one session with a regular SP that she just wanted to kiss and cuddle and talk for a while. That was great, because it showed me that she felt really safe and secure in my presence and could relax and feel safe in my arms and discuss personal situations. It makes the sessions more real to me. When a SP wants to kiss you, I mean really want's to kiss it you it demonstrates that they really do enjoy being with you. I think that kissing is more intimate then having just sex, which sometimes is just a mechanical thing with some sp's. It's nice to cuddle and relax in the afterglow for a while, before I have to leave.

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