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This year I've met several of the top GFE MA's in ottawa. Each one has their own special way of making the client feel like a king in their own way. They are all beautiful and sexy in different ways. What I will describe is what I thiink would be a perfect GFE MA session based on what I consider the best of each MA and combining them into what I think would be a great session.:) The perfect MA would be sexy, kind, enjoy her job and maybe certified or really know how to do a great massage to ease my pain. Step 1. The Welcome and Introduction. After the door opens, the girl will hug and kiss me like a long lost boy friend. take me to the couch where we would talk and neck like teenagers :) Step 2. She will stand up offer me hand and take me into her room, where she will slowly strip out of her clothes, while I admire her body. Then she will slowly take off my clothes placing them carefully on a chair so as not to wrinkle or if she has a pant valet press (see my other post) she can have my pants wrinkle free by the time I leave :) Step 3. She will then take me to the shower where the water is just right and briing me to the shower where we will have slippery fiun, this is ususally fun where we can kiss and soap each other up Step 4. On to the massage table or even better would be a bed as there is more room for better body slides:) as a massage table is pretty small. If I have met the girl already, I will offer to massage her first. otherwise she will give me a sensual theraputic massage. step 5 A long session of body slides and kissing, mutual fondling and lot's of kissing :). as you can tell by now I like lots of kissing. step 6 The flip where there is more bodyslides and kissing. This should go on for a while, not a minute or two step 7 The release, this may vary with the MA and menu offered. But it is must be slow , teasing and erotic. She should try to make this last as long as he can hold out. step 8 Final cleanup, if time allows a final relaxing massage and more erotic shower fun :) step 8 Get dress and with a great hug and kiss goodbye, back to work with a smile I will go This is my ideal perfect MA session. What is yours perfect session.

Just a note to independent SP's and MA's. I noticed that sometimes there is no place to put my clothes, sometimes on the bed, the floor, on a chair or on the bathroom hooks. I thought that this pant valet would be a nice touch to have. A place to hang the suit, tie, shirt and maybe press the pants before he leaves. some of them have a place to put wallet, watch and change. http://www.amazon.com/Corby-Pants-Press-Walnut-Effect/dp/B000S8C4DU I think that this would be a classy touch and convient for the guess to so the can go back to work looking good :) What do you think >

Can't afford it every night :)

Doesn't really work for me.

None of the remedies I've tried work. Except sleeping pill. which I don't want to get addicted to. I am going to try Chia Seeds. Currently trying Magnesium citrate. Any other suggestions?

How about music by Enya. I find it relaxing.

After 3 weeks of working out at the gym. I was ready for round 3. Finally got Claire to except my challenge. Previous matches. Match 1: Claire won, I was new I did not know the rules :(. Match 2: Someguy won, I cheated and made her roar. Now the 3 Round. We both know the rules and knew the other weak knees by now :). Let's get ready to rumble. I had my game plan on, but when I opened the door, I saw Claire with dark red hair, this threw my game off, Then she introduced me to her friend Lily who is a beautiful sexy blond of the same height wearing just a bra and panties. :). She gave me a nice hug and kiss. Claire kept wanting to make this a 2 on one match as I could see the fear in her eyes on meeting me one on one in a fair match. I was tempted, but my game plan was made, one on one. So off to the massage room, we go. I offered to massage her first. I wanted to get her good and relax first so I could take advantage of her heee hee. She was enjoying herself and then I made my special move on her. She fought for as long as she could, I could feel myself tiring, but eventually she roared and roared she did. It was a TKO, 1st point to me. She needed a few minutes to recover as he looked a bit wobbly and cross eyed. I think she was seeing stars :). Then it was her turn to massage me and try her moves out. It was tough going, but eventually I could not hold out any longer and had to give in and roar. We decided it was a a tie and Kissed each other in celebration. Another rematch will have to be made in the future to decide the champion. :0 Another place another time Claire. Back to my training. Let's get ready to Rumble and Roar again.

After admiring her posting and pictures for over a year. I finally decided to try to meet her. After a few posting just to introduce myself to her. I got the opportunity to book an hour with her this morning. The location was easy to find and had a beautiful view of the river. When she opened the door. I found my self facing a young sexy cute girl with red hair and pink lingerie. She soon made feel at east and we started kissing. We then took a shower to get clean for our playtime. Back the bed where we stared to kiss passionately. then she gave me BBBJ. And she does this well. after a while of this I wanted to spend some time giving her pleasure. She was might tasty and i had sweet little moans of pleasure. Various positions and more BBBJ. She is very good at what she does and does her utmost to try to please you. This was one of the most sensual experiences I've had in a while. Afterwards we talked for a little while. She is a very intelligent girl with a good head on her shoulder. One of the best sessions i've had. She is a gives a true GFE experience. And I will repeat again in the future :) Thanks Peachy Val

Hi Question to Sp's A SP that I know has told me that she is having troubles with a client that she met a month ago. He has been harassing her. and been invading her privacy on the internet and keeps calling her. She does not want to seem him and is scared of him. What can she do? Any advice on to get rid of unwanted or bad clients? What if they don't take no for answer and keep calling or sending emails. I don't think calling a police is an option for her. How would you deal with this problem? Thanks for any advice that I can pass to her.

Hi. I was wondering if you SP's have any interesting or funny experiences with guy's first time experiences with SP's. Things that they said or how nervous they were with you? Awkward moments. We've heard from the guys point of view, now lets hear from yours.:)

Come on guys. Expecially you newbies. You must have some story to share. We all had a first time experience. Let's keep this thread alive.

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I enjoy a large bowl of Vietnamese Pho soup. Everything in it, then add some hot sirachi sauce. It's tasty. Anyone else into PHO?

I've met some really nice women so far. And most of my encounters were a lot of fun. The one's that I enjoyed the most were where there was more talking about common interest and kissing and cuddling and some post session emails communications. I'm not looking for a personal relationship, but like to see regular girls that really do care about me as a person and not as just a paying client. The sessions become more fun and relaxed as you get to know each other. It's an expensive hobby and I can only afford to see so many women per year and would like to go see women that I have a connection with as I find meeting new women hard as I am shy. Not as shy as I used to be, but still shy. And usually need a second session to be more comfortable with them. I guess I find it hard to judge if there is a genuine connection, because the SP's are all so nice :).

If there is really chemistry between you and a client. How do you let them know that you really like them or want to seem them again?. If you enjoy being with someone do you treat them better then a regular client?

This is my second visit to see Claire. I booked earlier on this week and we have been emailing back and forth for a little while. I requested the bad Claire this time and wanted to see if I could release the beast within her :). Once I got there I wanted to massage her first to get her relaxed as she was very tense when i got there. I gave her my BFE experience :), No I did not make her make me food or get me beer :). I gave her a nice firm massage on the back and had her purring for a while. Then I think mad her roar :). I think she enjoyed herself more then I did. She stood up a bit wobbly before she gave me my massage. Then the body slides begin, and the rest is up to your imagination as I do not kiss and tell :). It was a awesome, as Claire would say Rocking time to be had by all. I good bye kiss and hug. And back to work I go, with a grin on my face. I will be back.

I've had Jessica's nuru massage. And it was awesome. She is the best :) at nuru massage and body sliding. I alway's leave pain free and a smile on my face :)

I've been admiring Katrine's pictures for months now. Her newest albums are fantastic. She has some of the best set of albums on cerb, as she hot sexy and they are professionally done. I had not seen Katrine for over a year. I met her several times when she was a SP. And could not get the time to see her since she became a MA. Today I took a chance and got a noon appointment, lucky me. It's a long drive out to Bentley avenue as Merivale rd is always busy, and I seem to get every red light. However I got there on time. I went upstairs where Katrine was awaiting. Once she saw me, she recognized me as I guess my Cerb handle did not ring a bell. She took me in to room where I had a quick shower. The facilities are clean and modern. She came back to the room and asked me if I wanted to give her a massage. Hell yeah. I got to massage her amazing body for a while before I got my turn. She is trained as a masseuse so she knows what she is doing. My back felt a lot better after her massage. She then asked me if I wanted Body slides, and I said sure. There is nothing better then having her ample breast slide over your body. There was plenty of kissing and cuddling. She has amazing sexy eyes when she is looking at you. The experience was highly erotic and outstanding. We both had a great time, and then it was time for the shower, where we soaped each down to get rid of the oil. Then a kiss good bye and back to work I go with a smile. I highly recommended Katrine for a GFE MA experience that you won't forget.:)

Happy Birthday Jessica. May you have an nice relaxing day. best wishes. Someguy

There are so many cerb members on this board. Please let us know your first experience stories. The SP's and members seem to like to read these stories. So please contribute more.

I've seen that since starting this thread, many SP's have started offering 45 minutes as an option. Are may clients choosing this option now?

I have been off lipitor for 6 weeks now, and I feel so much better. No more muscle inflamation, joint pains, memory loss, brain fog. It can even cause diabetes 2 I even found people complain of Rupture Achilles tendons, which I tore in September. People should google, lipitor and side effects. It is scary, some people should not be on this stuff.. Natural remedies, lecticin B3 virgin coconut oil.

Still having problems. Take a sleeping pill ever 3 days to make sure I get a good night sleep. otherwise I get up in 3 hrs and then toss and turn. I tried 5htp, Niacine B3. valerian, melatonin, but does not seem to work. Don't want to get addicted to sleeping pills. Any other suggestions.