Reese

Tombstone (1993) Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer. Many great lines/quotes in the film.

Uncommon Valor (1983) Great performance by Gene Hackman... as usual.

Hey, whoknows... ...actually, well, I know. Sorry for the delayed response. Sporatic pop-ins here lately for me due to crazy overtime hours. Reward ----> Very healthy winter frisky funtime fund ! Anyways...FYI should she pass through again...I believe I met "Miss Cakes" a few months back when she popped into our city for a short visit. Seems to change her listed name often, but the pics are unmistakable. You can read my review here on CERB of her as "Lucky" during her brief stint with PinkKitty's at the time. Unless, of course, some other girl has jacked her pics, but they appeared to be new ones with updated hairstyles, etc.. She does seem to change her name often, for some reason or other. Fun, freedom and playfulness of the profession ? Most would prefer familiarity and consistant repeat clientele ? Contrary to the "fishiness" a lot of name swaps can suggest. She travels a lot, so I suppose repeat business and recognition in any one area isn't essential for her. Whatever. It shouldn't cast doubt upon her service...at all ! She made no attempt to conceal during that visit(as I am not divulging anything private) that she may be searched and viewed online in a few very hot videos as "Mégane", "French Mégane" and I think "MéganeSuxxx" ? Wow. Enjoy.

Ha,Hawww!! Too good! Although...with that kind of turnover, I doubt Ralph and Sam would pass each other with "lunchboxes" in hand. ...and remember to listen for the [Puh-ching!] of the punchclock !

Xmas gift wrapping? Ha! I wonder if my eyes still light up the same way they must've Christmas morning... You could spot them immediately from across the living room. You knew which were yours from the wrapping alone, and the excitement doubled... ...though today, I couldn't imagine a lovely lady drapped in hot rods, lasso-twirling cowboys or the millenium falcon streaking across a starry sky. Despite that, every greeting has been very sexy, slightly revealing, entirely her(their) choice, unique and always memorable. A sexy, delicate bra & panty hidden under a short satin robe... An itsy-bitsy little colourful stringy bikini showcasing that summer tan... Dangerously daring denim shorts topped with a lacey bustier... A simple, sexy white blouse over a hip-hugging black skirt... (sighhh....) I need to open a window...later. "As requested, your hot bagel and cream cheese shmear is ready for you, Mr. Rosenbaum."

Hemmm...? I suppose as my "alter ego" character, I'd have to go with the caustic consummate carouser...the one and only... the very pungent Pepé Le Pew. Whenever smitten with a lovely female, Mr. Le Pew's approach would always seem a tad more aggressive than my initial quiet, natural shyness would permit. ...plus the odor thing. Unlike my "alter", I recall receiving compliments on several occasions in regards to my pleasant aroma. "Au revoir, pidgeon. Sweeting is such part sorrow." (Goodnight....Reese)

Well, I've always had a mild fascination, interest and respect for the Ursus maritimus. Been compared to one on a couple occasions, actually. Something about an impatient, irritable demeanor(at times) and an intolerence/dislike of heat, humidity or anything over 20 degrees, really. I suppose around the time I joined, I must've had recently found or received a link or attach. from someone about our polar friends. I came across my original avatar pic(time to change?), and thought...perfect! " I'm so horny...even my tongue's blue! "

Damn, Ostirch! Just about had myself a coffee through the sinus passage onto the keyboard mess to clean up. ...then my twisted little brain started flooding over with too many punchlines. My personal fav : Second only to a pretty face and that certain first eye-to-eye glance is.. ...from 5-50 yards - a perky, firm, heart-shaped, daydream-inspiring sml-med-sized squeezable derrière. (sighh....) Where has Dakota been ?? Cut her last trip here short, I believe.

...first instructions to groundcrew upon touchdown : "Don't unzip the suit!! ...don't unzip the suit!!"

In..sane. ..but what an unparalled rush !! In guess your standard hurtling-towards-the-earth skydiving gets boring and yawney for some, before long. Huh?!! Think you can actually hear his titatium cohones whistling in the wind as he rushes past.

Hi Chistine, Cool..keep 'em coming whenever you get stuck. "Elle bouscule et bardasse tout ce qu'elle touche." As a similar statement or expression in english would, it could be taken literally or figuratively...as i'm certain the meaning of which you've drawn from the text. "She (knocks over/shoves/rough's up) and (mixes up/tosses about/f**k's up) all that she touches." She could be all thumbs and trips on two left feet, or be a troublesome busybody ? R.

"...optimize the vulcanization process.." ??! "Don't be afraid, baby...that's just my photon torpedo." Sounds a little scary. What about removal process? What about hair? Even those who groom... any hair caught in this coating... ...suppose you go full brazilian or wrap a cloth around junior's base during application, I guess? ....modified dental gasket ? For those who aren't patient enough for the product to make it to our shores, can always hit their local hardware stores for -

Ditto with Dex and Dingo.. Would be appreciated. "Clarifying" and seemingly useful and beneficial for all. Reese

It seems geographics certainly affect voting, opinions or personal experiences. Different cities and availability of indies vs. agencies. Here in Ottawa, I've had wonderful encounters with both indies & agency represented ladies. The few agencies i've contacted(Pink Kitty, Explore-Her(T2T).. have proven to be very reliable and honest, featuring very lovely, friendly ladies. I'd have to say, if a lady were to discuss any mistreatment with me in relation to her agency, it would very likely affect any future "reservations".

Too funny. Unfortunately, Mr. Moyo's defense has more holes in it than that poor donkey's postcopulatory worm-infested apple. He said that prior to his arrest, he was, to the best of his knowledge, banging a prostitute he'd hired at a bar. If it were a prepaid transaction, why would it'd been necessary to tie her to a tree? Why would a metamorphosing, shapeshifting being that was at one time a human female beautiful enough to capture Mr. Moyo's heart, change into an unflattering donkey, of all things ? (Coulda been a kink request, I suppose) Why change into a donkey, while inside a country obviously infested with donkey-fuckers when the going rate for a romp is a measly $20(US) ? (Wouldn't a cute little gazelle or antelope pull in a higher fee ?) Give's new meaning to "gettin' a piece of ass". " Hey sugar!, which way you (EeeeOhhrr!) headed...? "