Reese

Holy swweeet Mother of heavenly talents ! Garth never would've gotten off the floor after that ! " Heather be thy name... ! " :bj:

Good evening, sweet Lexy ! This is definitely a homework assignment I am more than happy to undertake ! In centertown Ottawa, the Crowne PLaza at 101 Lyon St. and the Marriot at 100 Kent St. do not impose late hour lockdowns. Both are very lovely hotels. There is also the Cartier Embassy at 25 Cartier St. and the Holiday Inn at 111 Cooper St. Both very close to the downtown core. All have been favored by friends, business associates and lovely visiting ladies. I believe one of the limited few that require buzzing the reception desk would be the Albert at Bay located at 435 Albert St. Certainly hope this helps, and eagerly anticipating your arrival and gracing our city.:bigclap: You may consider the welcome mat freshly shampooed and firmly in place at the time of your choosing... ...ditto goes for me ! ;-) Kisses & goodnight Reese

I've actually been quite surprised on most occasions in my hobbying experiences over the past 5 years. I usually play it safe by visiting well-reviewed ladies and don't typically TOFTT, so there's almost never a little voice in my head warning of a fool and his money soon parting ways. My nervous anticipation is enough to deal with! Wondering if she'll actually see my legs shaking when she opens the door. The surprise is that so many ladies seem so trusting in us, especially first time encounters. My personal preference is to ask for a quick rinse-off on arrival, despite the thorough scrubbing and cleansing ritual I'll perform prior to an encounter. I like to provide the lady with this discreet opportunity to view the donation and put her mind at ease. On most occasions, I've exited the shower to notice the enveloppe hasn't budged an inch, or that she's ignored it and focused solely on the gift bag of Godiva, BodyShop or other offerings. Proof again that they'd often ask what duration of visit I'd prefer without having viewed the telling $contents$ in the enveloppe. We have to really appreciate that level of discretion, trust and professionalism. But again, having not necessarily taken one for the team in a long time, I can appreciate Heartburn's last comment/quote : " I guess if you don't have some disappointments, you can't appreciate the better moments in life as much ". Best of luck in your next venture, Heartburn ! With so many fantastic ladies here on CERB, it's doubtful any of them would leave you feeling regretful.

I was very fortunate to have met Kendra a few days ago. Her profile and pics had me intrigued for some time. If you've got a pulse, I'm certain you'd agree! Very friendly and charming when she answered my call, and was available to receive me whenever I was ready. Lucky, lucky, lucky me !! I'd called just as she was getting out of the shower....Oooohh!...that visual nearly had me needing a quenching bucket (Hisssss..as steam fills the room). Ridiculous traffic for day and time had me running a little late, which she was so cool about. Her warm, easy-going attitude eased my nerves...until the door opened. Oh my...! A dropdead gorgeous figure in an itsy-bitsy blue two-piece. A long, soft beautiful light brown mane of hair, a model's face and sultry, sexy bedroom blue eyes. From start to finish, I was made to feel welcomed and completely at ease. Shared personal details of herself and can immediately make you feel like a welcomed friend in her home. You're received in a beautiful, tastefully decorated, very clean apartment/condo. She wasn't a clock-watcher at all and offered me a pre and post cooling shower while she prepared me an icewater with freshly sliced lemon. What a fabulous hostess ! A quick introduction to her impressive toy and costume chest, mentioned her very few restrictions, then bliss quickly ensued. So many lovely, mesmerizing attributes ! Her satin soft skin, her stunning little caboose and those sexy eyes peering up at you while she expertly turns you into a heap of quivering man-jello. An absolutely fantastic young lady. She's given me some amazingly erotic and very distracting daydreams which will surely last for quite some time.(Phew!...where'd I leave that quenching bucket?)

Cool. I walk in and out of dozens of elevators weekly, not realizing that one of them was a wormhole to an alternate universe?! So now I can relax and enjoy with piece of mind in the knowledge that on this side of the great expanse, there is truth, integrity, consumer protection and value for your $$$ in paid advertising??? Sure. Okay.

Ooohh! ...can't believe I haven't indulged in Wendy's frosty's and fries all summer?! Yeah, perfect crispy/salty combo with their fries. Mmmmmmm......frosty......and i've just finished off an icecap I treated myself to after folding a coupla steaming loads of laundry outta the dryer! Damn! Been tough enough keeping them to a 2-3 weekly maximum through this summer's heatwaves. Gained weight like a seal pup two summer's ago(last hot one) with too many trips to Timmy's(under a two minute walk each from home and office!) for the cool, mega-addictive treat. Fortunately, my yearly huntin' trip/vacation next month tends to shed whatever additional insulation I may have accumulated over the year. Those 10+km daily hikes with weight of gear can take 10-15 lbs. off by trip's end. Helps to start the winter hybernation months a little leaner :wink:

I've always loved this one. For the lyrics, as well as the video.

I'll do a near full removal under the fig leaf prior to an encounter, but to start everywhere else on the body ? Yeesh! I'll leave that torment for the willing ladies. Don't know of many who are into the full-body male salamander look, anyway. I'm follically fortunate(I guess), in that it's concentrated on my legs, and a wee patch in the middle of my chest that would barely cover a bee's nuts. How any woman could repeatedly endure waxings.....??? Beyond me. A favorite comedy of mine, but I still wince a little after repeated viewings of "40 Year Old Virgin" 's waxing scene. shiver! Keeping two, well-defined eyebrows is quite enough for me ! (twink!...Ouch!...tear...twink!....Ouch!.....)

As is most remarked here, any clean hotel or finer motel is acceptable. Honestly, i'm often so nervo-shocked walking in, it's everything just to get into the elevator and hit the correct button. Once the door opens and i'm stricken with that first, highly anticipated visual reward, it's all about the lady. Typically, nothing short of a swarm of locusts in the room would distract me following that......well, maybe a sudden knock at the door. For me, preferred locale is downtown, central east. -Odd first for me just over a week ago - Met with a very, very lovely young lady from T2T just before 11pm at Albert at Bay on a week night. (well-deserved review to follow once permission granted by/through agency or lady. Not-yet-reviewed newcomer?....waiting on reply?) Anyway...the hotel.....very, very nice and spacious suite. 2 Queen bed bedroom, living/sitting room, kitchen, washroom. Although.....had to buzz the reception desk from outside intercom by entrance. Bzzzzzz......"Name and room number, please?"....errr ? You've gotta walk right by the recp. desk towards the elevators, too. .....for anyone who might be bothered. Avoided and didn't catch any possible gaze in the peripherals of my thousand yard stare from the tall, attractive blonde behind the desk. Walking by, swinging my little Godiva gift bag of goodies, I felt like I may as well have been carrying a fully-inflated blow-up doll under my arm. Well, maybe not that bad.

Hmmmm....would make for a nice memento. A photo, I mean, for me personally. Feels a little creepy just thinking about asking for a video even from those SPs who would offer. Honestly, it would likely be totally different if I could completely remove myself from the video. Digitally erase my white ass right outta there ! Absolutely no desire to see myself in action. But a tastefully done photo, something lightly erotic, sensual..... She could be wearing what she would greet you with...or costume by request.....or portions of.....or nothing. Nothing facial. Drapped over your bed, or hers, face turned. Maybe a veil over her face, or......OOHH!! Egyptian themed !! ....ahem....anyway. Something tasteful and discreet(obviously) would make for a sweet souvenir. Let's see....2 wallet-sized and a semigloss 5"x7" desktop, please.

Never would've thought I was so particular about them, but reading the thread, I suddenly became aware of my individual tastes. Being appreciative of most art forms, i've always admired the majority i've seen.....with the exception of: - Obviously "home-made" or those created by a less than very talented artist...."prison-tats" or "my friend and I got drunk and heated a needle last night, then..." - Old looking, faded, splotchy - Guys' names - Depictions of violent or aggressive subjects(don't get me wrong - cutesy dolphins and butterflies have been done to death, so originality is great!) - and in recent years, i've discovered tats on a breast DON'T do it for me Had a hairdresser for several years that had many beautiful, tasteful, brightly colored, artistic tattoos. Half-sleeve arms, back, torso. But I couldn't appreciate that one on her breast. Such an amazing, full, perky, voluptuous breast.....even had a gorgeous identical twin!(wink) For some reason, I can't understand why a woman would feel THIS particular body part would require embellishment ??? Like smearing cheap lipstick and eyeshadow over the Mona Lisa's face ! Alright, certain i've tossed in more than my 2 cents.

Very sweet and thoughtful. So few people would take a moment to submit a personally directed "thank you", let alone a more general one to a city, its people and its offerings... ....not specifically directed only to persons "seen". In a time when such words are misused, abused and tossed about so undeservingly, miss Emily undoubtedly epitomizes the true nature of class, refinement, polite maturity and graciousness. So refreshing ! Wishing our ships may someday cross in the night..........and collide sensually!

Hmph? The upcoming "social" announced earlier may end up looking like a celebrity stand-in or stunt-double reunion. That'd be a cool monday morning story around the office..... "So i'm sitting at the bar with Gerard, Mel, Clint and Ron Jeremy, and who walks by?......none other than miss Z. Jones, miss Rimes and miss Diaz!" (perhaps a little more convincing after several rounds of shooters) ...then again, seeing Bubbles doing body-shots off Jamie Lee C. might be disturbing? Personnally, I got Tommy Lee a few times when I was younger with my similar mop of hair. Couldn't have been the tats(none), my skills on the skins, or sadly, yeah, that too. In recent years it's been: "You a cop?" That one's annoying and I have no idea where they get it from ? The baton?(kidding)

Too freakin' funny !! Thanks for that one, Miss Moon. Following a seemingly endless series of rants and bitch-fests recently, that sure was a welcomed dose of levity. Could it have also been a personal research project to ascertain wether any male of any species could have his cake without looking completely goofy ? So unfair that women seem to maintain that sexy, seductive, alluring look while in the throes of passion, while WE appear to degenerate into...well....primitive, panting, wheezing hounddogs in a halfshell. At least it gives us a cute new "insider" expression to toss around for a while... "......man!, did I ever get turtle-faced this weekend !"

Ditto!, on that 777flyer. Let's not start fanning the flames in another direction ! Why wouldn't she?? This is the place to announce/advertise, afterall. Well within miss Meg's, or any other ladies' rights to do so. Large part of this prickly, overdone "analysis" by all of us blind backbenchers. Present, inviting, communicable, approachable, etc... I'd say most of the boys appreciate that. Says she's local, known, well reputed, communicates regularly with client/friends(on CERB) with or without intended rendezvous every time. Just a pleasant exchange, or(as here) her posted opinion to the subject. Makes her(appear) attainable? and open to contact. Far better than, "Hmmm....there was this attractive lady who posted(whatever) once or twice maybe like a week or so ago...wonder if she's available?...should I call?...naw, maybe not." ...back to the overdone analysis... Bottom line - 2 witnesses to the facts - period. Everything else on the "community's" part here ranges from innocent speculation to near nasty embellishment and condemnation based upon unknown details of the exchange. There's been an admission, I believe, on Meathead's part(kudos) that his chosen medium of communication(PM), and lack of immediate intended purpose of of the greeting, along with previous similarly delivered approaches, may have led to the abrupt shut down. He'll tweek the pitch, all will be well....happy endings....water way, way under the bridge. May very well also have caught the lady at a less than ideal time. Doubt very much she'd last long or enjoy $ucce$$ if this were her daily attitude or welcoming. Hell! If I get so much as a 1 second pause following that near robotic, scripted phone call greeting: "Hello, how are you today, sir..." on MY Saturday, I immediately GRRRROWL my dismissal..."NO, THANK YOU." .CLICK!.......or, shit!...fumble with the cell... .beep. I'd personnally be biting my phone in half within a week getting the calls the ladies' endure. Alright! as said...happy endings. Let's move along and get back to the cheerier shit. Some us have to get back to our cherished jobs in a few hours....crap. G' night!

Ohhh, my...! Anyone need me tomorrow, i'll be over at Chapters for like fourteen hours !! .....taking my little caterpillar friend bookworm hunting ! "Fetch!, Mr. Wiggles...fetch!"

Yup. But the episode was hilarious. Right now i'm double-snapping my fingers like Chandler Bing, wishing i'd never read through this thread. Why...why...WHY?!.. did I keep reading? This thread should be flagged or tagged to warn those who've experienced relatively mild irritants such as TVs or cellphones, to "Read at the risk of severe deterrence to a fun and adventuresome escape". ('kay, suppose the title could be cropped a little) Hope it won't take too long to bury this little "life's reality" deep into the subconscience. You've mentally towel-snapped me for my favoured 69, lookingforfunxxx ! Damn youuuuuu ! I mean, you know, thanks for sharing, bud...really. But, Damn youuu ! :cry: (sniffle)

Alllllright, then. That just about covers the entire spectrum, doesn't it? Maybe we could've lowered the bar a little to start, and make it a maximum of two each to keep the thread going. Seems i'd be a pretty lonely mortal with the ability to wink my 3rd eye, and a greatly reduced tolerance to alcohol.

I'm not certain why some clients would feel it's appropriate to ask such personal questions. A misconception that an intimate physical encounter also includes or permits intimate details revealed? I imagine sometimes it may just be innocent attempts at an icebreaker, but either way, very understandable to be unwanted and awkward to an SP, MP or dancer. I've had a surprising number of ladies in previously mentioned professions share personal and intimate details of themselves. Whether whatever percentage of these facts and reasons for offering them were 100% accurate is your guess, as well. I find anyone would likely come to feel more at ease in sharing if not probed, or questionned directly. I fully respect, understand and share the need for personal privacy. If anyone wishes to divulge, time and their personal comfort level will decide. Upon an initial encounter, i'm about as steely-nerved as a cat crossing a highway, so i'll sometimes ask how her summer is going, if she's vacationed anywhere interesting recently...etc.. Fairly benign. I'm genuinely curious, since i'm not a frequent traveller, myself. Also trying too hard sometimes perhaps, in steering away from the likely often repeated : "Cool! Where'd you buy those stilettos?" or some other mundane inquiry. I'll admit I enjoy hearing of a pleasant holiday experience and seeing the joy of the memory come across her face. An innocent little fact that adds just a little intimacy and lessens the business aspect. .....and a little time or interval afforded to bring that heart rate down below that of a hummingbird's !

Fully agree with both Rick and the Cowboy. Why persistently BullS*** and misrepresent like that? Are they better off not posting ANY pics, and receiving endless requests for emailed photos? Big deal! They'll simply send off the frauds others would post regularly/openly, upon request. One obvious falsehood is quite enough to throw up a red flag for me, and if they begin their intro with a fake pic, i'm telling myself it ain't the last "irregularity" to expect. Despite the Cowboy's generous and diligent work(thanks, bud!), I'm supposed to believe there is an endless influx of fresh-faced, young asians sportin' natural double Dee's:boobies: into the Ottawa area? Sure! Of course! They're everywhere. Like needles on a Bonsai tree. Right! Think i'll stake my bet on the fortune in my next cookie coming true.

Wahh ?...30 minutes only? Gotta say, that's pretty odd and unusual. Unless of course you're making a late call in the ladie's day, or near her hotel check-out time. I'm assuming...what?, limitation of services offered? BJs only ? Hmph. Shame. Very attractive figure from pics seen. Even an hour always seems to pass too quickly for me to fully enjoy, experience, soak-in every lovely detail and feminine curve. Think I'd kinda feel like Chevy Chase taking all of 2 seconds to admire the Grand Canyon.

Funny to watch, but no thanks. Kinda log that one in with guys getting bullwhipped on stage with their own belts at a SC for their bachelor party, or other. A far more tame version, i'll admit. Humiliating, to stupid, to almost cruel in some incidences i've witnessed. Hey, some guys will enjoy playfully tormenting their buds, on occasion - Of course! It's almost mandatory. I've proudly taken several victims in my time as a skillful, yet painless prankster. But i've always preferred, especially for the $$$ required, to send a future groom(poor bastard) off into a CR for a couple hours worth, just to have him stagger on outta there in disarray with a full cranial wrap around smile, not even remembering his upcoming marital status change. Why not send 'em in to Purgatory with a grin, I say. Even tame as this vid is, the potential for accidental injury is huge. Ya pick a little, tight, almost bony ass.......no good! A honey with an ample backyard....still, an airbag can't tickle hittin' a wall at over a 100km/h. Then you're having to go around explaining the shattered shnoze cartilage and accute case of sinus syphilis. I love a little aggressive play, but that's not my flavour. Still funny to watch, though......Thanks !!

Heh,heh....yah, suppose I should have, Seymour. Been wanting to post a rec for her, since she's certainly deserving of one(more). Saw her the 2nd time just last month, and only joined here around that same time. Being that my first experience with her was quite a while back, I wanted to make certain that she and her agency continued to offer a very pleasant and complication-free event. Little more I could offer, I suppose, without getting unnecessarily explicit (did I just use the term "unnecessarily explicit"??!) Guess I might've been a little hesitant as well, given the responses usually garnered by mentionning CL ladies' adds....from what i've read in my short time here. CL is definitely a minefield of BS, fakes and baits, but i'd done my homework and was wonderfully rewarded. There are a few true gems who post on CL, but they're definitely diamonds in the rrrrrrrough ! Fear not, Calvin.....very, very low risk of disappointment and a high probability for a wicked hot time. Don't know what her full menu would include myself, since I don't tend to push the request "envelope", but I received some pretty awesome service for the required 2 Bordens even...long before she knew she'd receive a very appreciative and generous gratuity.

How about this gentleman ? I've seen him on the bus and downtown, on occasion. Likely a street person. Long, almost pure white/greyish dishevelled hair and beard. Frumpy attire, but nothing really noticeable other than the 2 inch+ nailson every finger. Assumed they must've been fake glue-ons or some other type of purchased finger nails, but came to realize they were real. I mean, super long, perfectly manicured natural nails that would likely make any woman jealous. He's got to spend some considerable time with an emery board. Saw him again this week at a bus stop on Slater st. Seems he's gotten them trimmed down significantly, recently. Thank God! I was hoping to avoid a potential or eventual icky creep factor should a young lady with similarly long nails were to tickle/graze/massage me in certain areas with.....yeesh!(.shudder.). Anyhow, despite his many years, he seems a gentle and quiet man who, given a little clean-up, would potentially draw in clientele with his obvious skills and patience in a manicuring salon. Ladies, think of the fascinating stories he'd likely have for you while giving you a stellar nail treatment.

I've had 2 blissfully wonderful encounters with Addictive's Alicia. Having only had two meetings with her over a year's time, I couldn't comment on booking difficulties with Addictive. Both occasions went off without a problem, but I don't doubt, with ANY agency or independent, at some time or other, that we'd all experience some hiccup or other. I'll say that it's likely due to high demand, and few girls working in Ottawa under Addictive. Been very tempted to meet Jessy, as well. If their other ladies are as friendly, sweet, open, impeccably clean and smokin' hot as the lovely Alicia, then I wouldn't doubt some would have occasional difficulties in getting through. In my opinion, Alicia is definitely worth a potential delay. Gorgeous, flawless skin, lovely natural small to mid-sized C-cups, and a delicious little kitten so clean and smooth, you could ...... uh,oh! ... there goes that Pavlovian response ... Damn! drool can't be good for keyboards, right ? She's a gem, and certainly hope she continues to grace Ottawa as her main base(she tours/vacations other cities occasionally) 'cuz I've not had nearly enough of this sinfully sweet treat.