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So, S.Admirer figures a potential 20% of pollers are pro-pelt, huh? Interesting. Wonder if...actually i'm almost quite certain that if further examined, it would likely be directly relative to..say...age. Settle down, fellas, i'm well on my way to being a Dirty 'Ole B*****D myself. I've just been pleasingly spoiled, and contrary prehaps to my age group more or less, in having enjoyed either neatly/partly trimmed(only above) or completely shaven in GFs and SPs. Mmmmm....an absolute preference of mine ! I presume though, within my age group and senior, there'd be a greater preference towards natural or "old school"(not the best adjective). Even young, having discovered my old man's last kept copy of Penthouse, I could barely enjoy the sight of one of the model's ultra-voluptuous figures, cuz she appeared to be strangling what seemed to be a wolverine, or large badger between her thighs. Yeeesh! Horrifying premonition..... Many years later in my early 20s, I recall a GF of mine with an ungroomed kitty. She soon opted to start trimming her kitten since she knew I loved DATY and giving her pussy lots of attention. Something about her ex being a 2 minute wonder who wouldn't go south of the equator tossed in there at some point(we've all heard that one, haven't we?). She obviously enjoyed it too, or the overall feel since she went from trim, to tiny stripe or nil in no time at all. (I didn't ask or beg for it - honest!) Yay for me! Don't quite remember any "Oh, God!"s from those first coupla times, but I sure felt like Moses trying to part that thick thatch. .shudder. Nope...uh,uh. Not appealing for me. "...Mmmmmmmm......Nectarines ! "

This one's gotta go on the list ! Do I hear a few slapped foreheads, and "Awww,man!...can't believe I forgot...!" ?

In my opinion, in every sweet, sticky, steamy "situation", without question, there should never be any...ugh...i've gotta say it...assumptions made in this oring..err...area! The owner of the "O" is the Keeper of the KeY. The author of the rules, and solely reserves the right to modify such rules, should she/he wish to do so, at any time of their choosing. To me, this one's logged strictly in the : "I want this done to my naughty zone, baby! Would you do that for me?" By request only from the owner of the little starfish. I'm actually a little surprised by some SPs ads offering a trip to the Isles and/or DATO without a very boldly emphasized YMMV. Not a criticism, of any sort of course. Just curious and a little surprised. Would've chalked this one higher up on the "personal mood and wants of the moment", and making certain first that the client's not packin' a fire hydrant and displaying signs of a more aggressive level of sexual conduct through the first 3 "conventional" bases. As in everything - very much a personal choice and preference. Never personally been my thing, but i've happily accomodated two exgfs who'd would've been ready to DEMAND greek ! (Actually, one did:exagerefesses:) Got so our(hers) sexual weekly menu, which started out with a single special weekly Saturday night trip to Athens, quickly became 4 day long weekends...or more! Got so the coach was having me sprint through the bases straight to the duggout. Maybe some girls' gradual approach to it when in a new relationship not wanting to be somehow viewed differently?? Wild guess. Never asked, never wanted to. Like I said - it's not my thing, but i'm certainly not against it.:lol: Can be a very addictive personal sexual pleasure. Definitely an all or nothing pleasure for most, especially women understandably. Not many "sorta like it"s out there, i'm sure. *snap*Yeesh! Getting too sexually analytical here. Time to set the bong down and surf some porn. Sorry, W.A.Jimmy, if I sorta, kinda didn't really stray off course on your post. Not too far, anyway, from DATO to Greek. Ladies - get that fireman's hydrant portrait out of your heads ! G' night, everyone.

Wow.. What a surprisingly stimulating thread. Great visual slide-show, guys ! Don't think I was breathing enough as I sped-read through this one?!(gasp!) Not sure I can help you, sweet Meg. Contrary to some of the wonderfully thought-provoking specific preferences mentioned here, I feel as though I've just walked the counter at Baskin-Robbins...and am about to make the first of many turns and passes. Good luck on your survey/poll, Meg. " I..(slurrp..slobber!)..c-c-can't decide ?!!"

What a joke ! An ill-conceived cluster-fuck(or likely non-cluster-fuck?!) just waiting to happen. I'll try to be fair and give him maybe a "C+" in his efforts to create a personal/group shared fantasy, but as mentioned, this dude has got some serious arithmetic deficiencies, or he's foolishly invested in a Fisher Price Pimp/Host Starter Kit ? Girls in attendance or not....Yeesh! A room full of Yawhoos attempting to avoid either eye-contact or an inadvertent sword crossing..."En Garde!", indeed! No thanks!! I'm willing to wait quite a while longer for my fantasy of being the only sword in a room festooned with lovely sheaths and scabbards. " She gives great sword ! "

We all have a right(personal, maybe not legal) to our perceptions, individual definitions and reasons for either indulging as a client, or choosing a career as an SP or MP. I seriously doubt, in most persons situations, that it has been with the intentions to realistically expand a social circle, make new friends or chummy acquaintances and occasional companions. I'm all for fantasy, setting a mood or ambiance, and doing my gentlemanly best in attempting to minimize the "business" aspect of an encounter. But in the end, there's a client and there's a person earning a living, and professional boundaries should be respected....whatever a client's personal intentions, requests and feelings are. As said, fantasies are great ! But to potentially delude yourself by false feelings or impressions can be damaging both emotionally and psychologically...once outside of "the moment". Alright, time for the doc to set his pad and pen down..... (On a lighter note -) I believe in it's true sense, Hugh Hefner is the only one solely paying for intended companionship, these days. Like, c'mon! It'd take a hot tub filled with Viagra just to straighten out his pinky finger ! *(Heff)*: "(Huff!...urgh!:oops:) I wanna hear you scream for your Heffy, baby!" *(Bunny)*: "Mmm(giggle)...you like it when i'm loud, Gramp..err...baby?" *(Heff)* : "Nah, I haven't heard a fuckin' thing since the Bee-Gees!" *(Bunny)*: "Who?"

....and following a blissful encounter a couple weeks ago at the Crown Plaza, I'd hope that("safe") would further include a towel on the bathroom floor, or something. Went skidding with the first step out of the tub !(pre-rinse solo) In the very least, risked pulling a crucial groinal muscle(bad) - or, could've(almost) come down in a twisted mess of limbs, fractured cranial bone and shattered porcelain(very bad). Fortunately, none of the above occured, and Mtl's Addictive's lovely Alicia had me soon forgetting all about my slippery brush with..., well, a serious freakin' boo-boo at best. Odd, didn't see my life flash before my eyes, just myself staring back at me from the giant bathroom mirror in wide-eyed terror. Weird. Wonder what she would've done in the other room following the ground-trembling thud ?

Mmmm....the lovely and vivacious LiliLove. 5 stars and 9 on the Richter scale. I've had the pleasure of two seismic experiences with Lili in the past couple years. Survived, I should say. Like too steep a rollercoaster without the safety bar. Lots of : "Whoa, whoah, eeee, yikes, eazy, eeeeazzzzy, ma belle !" (approx. 18 seconds into introduction). And now you fellas have got me salivating over these lovely, unsavored delicacies....Alex, Meg and Ooohh, yes, hello Sabrina ! Hmmmmm..?

Not to throw our friend Mr. Shadows a brick while he's treadding furiously somewhere above the Mariana's Trench in high seas, but I personally appreciate any posting info/website an SP can offer. All jokes aside, Rick's very much entitled to his opinion - a feeling or perception brought on perhaps by a certain posting or personal incident, etc...but if SPs must endure even a fraction of the jerk-off callers they obviously receive, then asking, or emphasizing that you unblock your # is by far one of the very minor requirements they should demand. I love a detailed posting or independent's website. Any information provided by the ladies will likely ensure a better or much greater experience for both. Love the creative site designs, bios and sexy pics. I've gotta say it's a personal peeve of mine when most people can't absorb as little as two short sentences in an email.....nevermind ladies, includingsuch a request to unblock a # amidst saucy photos and suggestive abbbreviations. Sorry ladies, in some fellow men's defense(the non-creepy type), our tunnel-vision tends to narrow to straw-vision when the mood strikes, and the blood flows southerly. Unfortunately, there will always be a constant supply of immature, idiot prank callers that SPs will have to endure. A little phone etiquette, fellas !

I think Capitalman's nailed it pretty well(ahem!...pardon the pun). Wouldn't we all want to be considered "expert", Cman, but think about how much those Gatorade sponsor stickers would sting being peeled off your ass afterwards ! Better to retain our amateur status....:fes:

Hmmmm......a few lucky SPs may be receiving a little additional compensation for a truly "earthmoving" experience, right about now.:boobies:

.......do I hear Tiger's tiny golf pencil scribbling furiously ? ......little late for him to be taking notes, I suppose.

Ahhh, LiliLove. Managed to work up the sexual "Evel Knievel" within me twice in the last couple/three years. She is definitely a wild experience, indeed ! No need for added details here, following Castle's great flashback-inducing rendition. She's also a very open, generous, gentle, soothing, certainly vivacious and life-loving person. But the energy level !! Almost kinda scary....but GOOD scary. She should have a roller coaster named after her......zero safety bar or belts.:shock:

When it comes to other local agencies' legitimacy in posting photos, I'd say PK and T2T (and escorts-canada directory) from personal experience, have all been perfectly accurate. Now, just a very few visits to locally advertised asian massage "spas", CKenny's unvailings, in addition to other members' posts read here, have left me permanently spooked off of ever trying an asian agency. So unfortunate ! The potential for the missed discovery of a true oriental gem is almost heartbreaking. So annoying! So stubbornly persistent of these agencies' to repeatedly post such fake photos and advertisements, even after having been exposed and negatively reviewed?? As for legitimacy in details of advertisements in all cases and encounters, once the door opens, it's all just one big roll of the big, pink, fuzzy, kinky dice. With any luck, those unknowns beyond the door turn out to be positively pleasing surprises added to the initial thrill-of-what's-to-come rush. I wish you luck in your quest, D-F. I believe i've just about resignedly stroked that exotic spice off my bucket list. .sigh. (....and the soldiers wept, as the towers fell...) .....my apologies to MOD if this newby erred in posting agency names...

High marks from me, Junior. By your account, I personally feel you handled the situation with as much class and fairness as any other client would or should. No ugly, disrespectful dispute or unnecessary cruel and crass remarks.....during your encounter, or here in your review. In all honesty, we all realize that SPs must have a far lower "bar of expectations" from us hobbyists, but such is the business. A punctual, clean and polite gentleman for most SPs, is always greatly less a requirement(s) than the horniest of hobbyists would expect. It is a business, and unfortunately, she misrepresented herself. I can certainly sympathize with stepping into a similar situation. Very awkward and not wanting to offend, above all. I've somehow been exceedingly lucky in having had only one uncomfortable encounter. Almost always greeted with wonderfully lovely, and often better looking/presented than stated or expected ladies(Hmmmmmm.....sigh;-)). I would've almost wished for the dishevelled factor. Might've then summoned the will to extricate myself, rather than cut the meeting much shorter due solely to a weight factor. As mentioned, there's a whole lotta love out there for the bigger girls without having to misrepresent and cause such awkward encounters. It was obvious to both of us, I'm sure, from the moment my uncontrollable male tendency to visually "up and down" her when the door opened(lacking kid in a candy store expression), to the point where SHE was helping to add to my all-too-transparent excuses from being tired or still too wound up from work...etc. A generous compensation for her time and real trooper effort, and I politely made my exit. Very sweet, pretty faced and instantly comfortable to talk to, made it all the more excruciatingly difficult to deal with. We can assume fairly that Junior's lady, given her positively reviewed history, may have just been having an "off day" of sorts, but it sure doesn't make the situation any easier...sure makes for a bucket of ice water in the face that can sit in your mind for a while ! Kudos on the path taken, Junior.

I'd assume others would share this grudge...Stubbornly learned over many years, venturing across the river to the SClubs or other. For those without an available car, or who would prefer not to use their personal vehicle and relying upon a timely pickup from Hull/Gat's comparatively tiny taxi fleet. Many Ont. cabbies(if seen) won't risk pickups out-of-prov. either. As said...only grudge. Would also prove very useful and appreciated to some deciding wether to use their vehicle, if more SPs could provide slighty better....umm....locations. Not expecting addresses, obviously, just say ".....within 5 blocks of this main intersection.....". Not simply: Ottawa or West, etc... Perhaps, at least, one less bothersome detail contacted about, for those wondering about a $30 or $100 cab fee included for a pleasurable visit. Many lovely jewels in Hull/Gatineau ! My Canada! = One Canada!......and all of its riches :wink: