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My donation is $120 for the half hour. If I offer a 10% discount every minute what is your final donation after 30 minutes? If you got this far, well done. But I want more. The parameters are still the same, $4 per minute, 10 % off every minute but what is your donation after 113 hours? Show me your perfect equation. Sacha Show me the equation

Graham, Congratulations. You win, "The Goldielocks Experience". Please send me your Layla handle. I look forward to meeting a man with an imagination... Sacha 613-315-9969 [email protected]

Experience in math, not required. I am looking a clever tag line.... a jingle.....something catchy and memorable, in the style of Don Draper. Tag lines I currently use : The German Touch, The German Connection, Slip into German Engineering, Das Women, The Goldielocks Experience... The winner will enjoy, The Goldielocks Experience...Gratis. Text : 613-315-9969 email : [email protected] I will announce the winner February 12th. Let the contest begin..... Sacha

And learn. You are ready for the German Touch. Sacha 613-315-9969

Bigshooer123. It was a difficult decision, I had so many great entries. Unfortunately, there can be only one winner. You guys are not only funny and clever, but you put a smile on my face all day long. Sacha 613-315-9969

The prize: 30 minutes with me, gratis. Deadline for submissions: December 24th via text or email only. Winner will be announced here, December 27, so please include your Lyla handle. Put on your thinking caps ....and remember, I have a BSc in Mathematics from UOttawa. CONTEST QUESTION IS.... Using only Newton's 3 laws of physics, and your imagination, describe what you will do to me or what we will do together in 30 minutes, if you are the winner of my contest. Hint: make me laugh, make my day and make me want you! Sacha 613-315-9969 [email protected]

He had an MBA from Harvard. Does anyone remember the commercial.... "When E. F. Hutton talks, people listen"? Well, he loved that commercial and believed it could have been written for him. While visiting a coastal village, we noticed a boat with a single fisherman, returning with his catch for the day and decided to buy some. It was so good, the next day we went to buy more. My friend complimented the fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked him how long it took to catch them. "Not long", the fisherman said "Why don't stay out longer and catch more fish? ", my friend asked. "Why?" asked the fisherman. "That's all I need to support and care for my family". "What do you do with the rest of your time?" "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siestas in the afternoon and make love to my wife, Maria. In the evening we stroll into the village, sip wine and play guitar with my amigos. It is a full and busy life. " This is your luck day" boasted my friend. " I have a MBA from Harvard and what I going to tell you, will improve your life." " First, stay out longer and catch more fish. More fish means more money." "With more money, you can invest in a bigger boat." "With greater profits from the bigger boat, eventually you can have a fleet of boats". "Soon you will out grow your little coastal village and expand your business to Mexico City." "Starting your own distribution company will let you cut out the middleman and grow your profits even more." "Soon you will have offices in New York and L. A. " " Wait " said the fisherman," how long will this take? " " 20 to 25 years", said my friend. " And then what"? asked the fisherman "This is the best part" replied my friend "Announce an IPO, take your stock public and make millions!" " And then what"? asked the fisherman again "Then you retire to a costal village in Mexico. You will sleep late, fish a little, play with your grandchildren, take siestas in the afternoon and make love to your wife, Maria. In the evening you will stroll into the village, sip wine and play guitar with your amigos! This week, between 7 am and 1 pm, I will be offering my Early Bird Special. Please call or text me for the details. Sacha 613-315-9969

...for speeding. I was actually speeding, deserved the ticket, but was sweating the demerit points. I watched him approach through my rear view mirror and knew, pouty lips and cleavage would not save me this time. While he is checking my license and registration, I thanked him for his service and asked where I could buy tickets to the Ottawa Policeman's Ball. "Ottawa Policeman don't have balls" , he answered. He stopped writing, smiled, wished me a good day and walked back to his car. I will be available tomorrow and through the weekend. Care for some German today? Sacha 613-315-9969

What is the the definition of, "quim" I know the original Welsh definition... Is there another? Please help... In return, I offer 30 minutes with me...gratius. 613-315-9969 [email protected]

Gentlemen, This weekend, it is my pleasure to offer you, The Goldielocks Experience. Sacha 613-315-9969

The definition of this word is, "goods or services exchanged for other goods and services". If you know this word, and are experienced in the world of bitcoin, please contact me.... Sacha 613-315-9969

Package I...... $200 Package II.... $120 Package III....$80 But the magic is free. Sacha 613-315-9969

2019 Maybachs class.... $211,245 MONTBLANC Meisterstück UNICEF Resin Classique Rollerball.... $670.00 Time spent with Sacha.... Priceless. Care for some German today? Sacha 613-315-9969

In order, my favourite seasons are... 1) fall 2) winter 3) spring 4) summer If you agree with my choices, tell me why. If you don't agree with my choices, convince I am wrong. The winner will receive 30 minutes with me gratis. I look forward to your replies. Text or call.... 613.315.9969 email [email protected] I will announce the winner here in 7 days, July 26 2019. Sacha

Craigslist, under pressure deided to shut down its escort category. Backpage, had the majority of its servers in the United States (was it Texas?) and the United States federal government shut them down. Now, and please correct me if I am wrong, Leoslist servers are somewhere in eastern Europe....it's very doubtful that government interference will be a problem. The only problem was, and will be, how will we pay for the service Leoslist provides. Major credit cards companies are under no obligation to provide their services to anyone who asks. And they can refuse service at their discretion. I have no idea how Leoslist managed to allow us the use of credit cards again, but I am pretty sure they had a very smart account! Bottom line....before it happens again, learn how to use internet currency - bitcoin, litecoin, etc. I haven't yet, but I will.... Sacha

You can do better than that. Payphones were just as anonymous. Think outside the box. I look forward to your next idea... Sacha 613-315-9969

..the number of fake bookings are increasing... My thoughts are... 1) kids just screwing around? 2) pissed off clients? 3) clubs threatened by independent providers? 4) or something else? And, your thoughts on how to spot them. Impresse me. CERB or Lyla members always think outside the box.... I can't wait for your thoughts. Sacha 613-315-9969

You were, and are, absolutely right. Don't give it a second thought. You are well rid of your cheap, client with his sense of entitlement. Lots of fish in the sea... Sacha

2 very clever individuals. In your opinion, could a black female, or a gay white man, ever win a presidential election? In my opinion, both deserve the right to lead the democratic party. What you think? Sacha 613-315-9969

We deserve some indoor play.... Slip into some German engineering today. Sacha 613-315-9969

I feel anxious. I find it hard to concentrate. I can only think of one thing. It must be spring... And my fancy is exactly that of, "a young man". Sacha 613-315-9969

Seriously? Every major credit card company has refused service to leoslist. They feel and understandably so, these sites are fundamentally used to traffic women. My question is...can a company survive in a global economy with revenue generated from virtual currency? Eventually, don't they have pay employees with real money?

You missed my point. Major credit cards, have refused to profit from businesses like leoslist. I understand that I am in the minority and I offer my services of my own free will. My question is, the new owner of leoslist, is only excepting virtual currency. Can a company survive, accepting virtual imcome? But must pay employees, with real currency?

Unfortunately, ladies you are missing the point. We are the few, advertising on leoslist ( backpage, craigslist) of our own free will. It was inevitable, and actually right, that every major credit card, refused service. Done.... Leoslist is still there. Time to learn about bitcoin, litecoin... My question is.... Can a legitimate company exist on virtual currency? Sacha

A man's fancy turns to thoughts of love... But Tennessean got it only half right. So does a woman's.... Birds do it... Bee's do it... Let's do it! Sacha 613-315-9969 Sacha 613-315-9969