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Not too hard, not too soft... Gentlemen, I offer you the Goldielocks experience. What is the Goldielocks experience? The Goldielocks experience is, "just right!" Those without a sense of humour, need not respond. Sacha 613.315.9969

Once upon a time there were 3 bears who lived in the forest. One morning, their porridge was too hot so they decided to go for a walk in the forest and let it cool... While they were out, Goldielocks who was playing in the forest, saw their house and knocked on the door. Hearing no answer, she entered... What is the Goldielocks experience? This is the experience I offer you... Sacha 613.315.9969

Not too hard. Not too soft. Not fast. Not too slow. Just right.... Sacha 613.315.9969

A PhD in computer science... Sacha 613.315.9969

Impress me. Let's barter... Texts or calls only. Sacha 613.315.9969

I am the sexy German spy that desperately needs, what you have.... But perhaps I am wrong.... I know my contact is 400 km away and he has only 1.5 hours to meet me at our agreed upon location.... What is your average velocity to meet me on time and save the world? But, you have a code name.... 3.14515.... Only my contact can change that number into 2 letters... Sacha 613.315.9969

When you text for information... Do you remember the good manners your mother taught you? Do you begin with, "Hello". Or better yet, "Hello. How are you?". And when you get a response... Is a list, of basic information, all you need to make a decision? In other words. Does poor grammar and incomplete sentences ever factor into your descion? Straight to buisness? I still wonder.... Sacha 613.315.9969

Pitter patter is the sad sound of rain hitting your window. Let's turn it into, "omg don't stop.... I am so close." I can put an idea into your head.... I know you want to... Or are you just a voyuer... Sacha 613.315.9969

The contest is simple and it begins with an 80 donation. I betyou, my bbbj's with cim are so amazing you can't last past 15 minutes... If you win my donation becomes 40...if I win my donation becomes 120..... Sacha 613.315.9969

Your mission is to save the world from a credible threat. I am your contact with vital information. We have never met. Your code words are, " It sleeps among the thousands hills". The reply is, " The unnamed lake". This is a dangerous mission. As always, should you be caught, you will be disavowed. I hope you are, "up" for the job. Good luck! Sacha 613.315.9969

Hello Gentlemen... My name is Sacha. I am a smart, German beauty who likes to have fun. Care for a wicked Sunday special and some German today? Sacha 613.315.9969

What is an irrational number? Why are irrational numbers important and who suggested the idea? ( region and date please). Now....what do you think is my favourite irrational number. The best answer will enjoy 30 minutes of my time gratis. I will announce the winner on Tuesday. May the best man win! Text or call.... Sacha 613.315.9969

And the winner is jimmydar. Congratulations jimmydar your answer made me laugh during a very trying time... Thank you for all for participating, I hard a very hard time choosing between all the entries.... But unfortunately, there can be only one winner. Sacha

Gentlemen.... I know I promised to announce the winner today. Unfortunately, I havent been able to reviewe all my entries. My backyard is a lake and I am afraid my house will float away any minute. I wish I was joking, but I am not. On the bright side.... I will extend my contest until Monday.... You may text or email your entries to.... 612.315.9969 or [email protected]. May the best man win.! Sacha

Gentlemen.... I am a German beauty with a BSc in math from Ottawa U. The winner of my contest will receive a half hour with me gratis.... Be clever. Use your imagination and relate Newton's 3 laws of physics to sex.... I look forward to being amazed. Sacha 613.315.9969 Calls or texted only.

Available only to members of CERB .... I am offering a Sunday Snow Day Special. Winter is going out with a roar... And so shall we! Lol. Please call or text me at 613.315.9969. Care for some German tomorrow? Sacha.

With the right person... Sacha 613.315.9969

But it doesn't have to be... Tomorrow, I will be offering a Valentine's Day Special. So.... If you can't be with the one you love... Love the one you're with! Please call or text me tomorrow for the details. Sacha 613.315.9969

But I am not between the age of 17 and 25. I am curious. Have you ever encountered a situation where you felt your partner was not there of her own free will? And if so did you what did you do? Leave? Stay? Care? Didn't give a Fuck? What did you do?

1)a rug 2)a dead horse 3)a blow job. A blow job. You can beat a rug, you can beat a dead horse.... But you can't beat a great blow job....from a German Beauty. Lol. Sacha 613.315.9969

Hello Gentlemen.... It's a Snow day. Let's pretend we are kids again. Let's play! My name is Sacha. I am a smart, sexy, green eyed German beauty and I love to have fun. 5ft 7in and a natural 36C-28-36. I am available in the west end. Care for some German today? Sacha 613-315-9969

Who knew what to do with a dick that was uppity.... She took his.... And did this..... And the rest, belongs to legends of history! Sacha Please call or text to 613-315-9969

Has anyone one CERB ever visited an Asian establishment advertising young beautiful, Asian girls? 18 to 21? And if so, is there any doubt in your mind that these poor girls are being trafficed? Perhaps the better question is.... Do you care? Sacha Reply to [email protected]

I should have taken my own advice. This was a mistake. Sacha

Gentlemen, it's been too long. Time for me to spice things up again! Are you ready? A nut and a bolt, separately, are just that. A nut and a bolt. Put them together (screw the nut into the bolt) well then, it's sex. Your challenge is to think outside the box.... In your opinion, which 2 inanimate objects, when placed together reminds you of sex... Be original. The best answer will receive 30 minutes with me gratis. Send your answers to: [email protected][/ email]. or text me at 613.315.99679 The contest ends Monday morning at 9 am. Good luck to all who love a challenge... Sacha