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Makes Sacha healthy, wealthy and wise. Gentlemen, It truly is the early bird that gets the worm. So.... Between 7 am and 11 am my donation will be 80 for the half hour instead of my usual donation of 120. Please call or text me the night before... Care for some German today? Sacha 613-315-9969

Hello Gentlemen... I have taken some liberties in my post today. Can you blame me? Whom ever texts or calls me with the the correct tittle of the song, and the next line of the song will enjoy 30 with me... My name is Sacha. I am a smart, sexy, green eyed German beauty and I love to have fun. 5ft 7in and a natural 36C - 27-36. Care for some German today? Sacha 613-315-9969

Where: Ottawa West When: March 29 2016 Time: 4pm until it is over. Dress: A rock hard dick is mandatory. Sacha RSVP.... 613-315-9969

Susan's income follows, y= x^2 Sasha's income follows y=1/x On which day are their incomes exactly the same? Now, if you have the answer to that, you must answer me this..... Susan happiness is the tangent to the curve y=x^2 How happy is Susan on day 7? Get both right, be charming...... And you will enjoy 30 minutes with me for free! Only texts or phone call will be accepted. Put your thinking caps on....... Lol. Sacha 613-315-9969

Sacha the German Witch is all that you need this Halloween weekend! Lol. Hello Gentlemen, My name is Sacha. I am available a smart, sexy, green eyed German beauty and I love to have fun. 5ft 7in and a natural 36C - 27-36. I will be available this Halloween weekend in the west end. Care for some German Witch today? Calls or text only.....no p.m's. Sacha

I would like to thank all of you that entered my contest. I truely had so much fun reading all the entries..... However, there can be only one winner..... Drum roll please..... Lol. Jamphim13 Sacha. 613-315-9969

But there is a catch. I have a BSc in math but I have always loved physics. Tell me how Newton's 3 laws of physics relates to sex. You may call me, text me or email with your answers. I will announce the winner Monday at 9pm. Are you up for the challenge? Sacha 613-315-9969

1) meat 2) rug 3) bare back blow job 4) your enemy 5) clock The answer is obvious! You can beat meat... you can beat a rug......you can even beat your enemy and you can beat the clock! But you can't beat a ���� by Sacha! Lol. Hello Gentlemen, My name is Sacha. I am a smart, sexy, green eyed German beauty and I love to have fun. 5ft 7in and a natural 36C - 27-36. I am available today and tomorrow in the west end. Care for some German today? Sacha 613-315-9969

Hello Gentlemen, My name is Sacha. I am a smart, sexy, green eyed German beauty and I love to have fun. 5 ft 7 in and a natural 36C - 27- 36. I will be available all this week in the west end. Care for some German today? Sacha 613-315-9969

Hello Gentlemen, My name is Sacha. I am a smart, sexy, green eyed German beauty and I love to have fun. 5ft 7in and a natural 36C - 27-36. I will be available today and tomorrow in Kanata for both in fun and outcalls fun. Care for some German today? Sacha 613-315-9969

Hello Gentleman, My name is Sacha.i am a smart, sexy, green eyed German beauty and I love to have fun. 5 ft 7 in and a natural 36c-27-36. I will be available all week in Kanata for both in and out fun. Care for some German today? Sacha 613-315-9969

Hello Gentlemen, My name is Sacha. I am smart, sexy, green eyed German beauty and I love to have fun! 5ft 7in and a natural 36C-27-36. I will be available today and tomorrow for my out fun special. Call or text me for the amazing details. Care for some German today? Sacha 613-315-9969

Time to give Sacha a ring! Lol. Hello Gentlemen, My name is Sacha. I am a smart, sexy, green eyed German beauty and I love to have fun. 5ft 7in and a natural 36C - 27-36. I will be available all week for outcalls only. Care for some German today? Sacha 613-315-9969

Who: You. When: All weekend long. Where: Downtown Ottawa. Dress: Your birthday suit will be required. R.S.V.P.: 613-315-9969 My promise: Fun will be had by all!

Brrrrr it is cold out there. That is why I am offering an out fun special today and tomorrow. Call or text me for the details. Hello Gentlemen, My name is Sacha. I am a smart, sexy, green eyed German beauty and I love to have fun. 5ft 7in and a natural 36C - 27-36. I will be available today and tomorrow from 7 am until late. Care for some German today? Sacha 613-315-9969

Hello Gentlemen, My name is Sacha. I am a smart, sexy, green eyed German beauty and I love to have fun. Today and tomorrow I am offering an out fun special. It's too darn cold to leave your toasty warm home. Let me come to you! Call or text me for the details. Care for some German today? Sacha 613-315-9969

To the gentleman who can save me from this brutal cold. Are you the hero I seek? To inquire about the reward please call or text me. Lol. Hello Gentlemen, My name is Sacha. I am a smart, sexy, green eyed German beauty and I love to have fun! 5ft 7in and a natural 36C-27-36. I will be available today and tomorrow for both in fun and out fun. Care for some German today? Sacha 613-315-9969

"John," I said, " take off my blouse. Now John, I want you to take off my skirt. Next please unhook my bra and remove my panties. Now please John, never wear my clothes again!" Lol. Hello Gentlemen, My name is Sacha. I am a smart, sexy, green eyed German beauty and I love to have fun. 5ft 7in and a natural 36C - 27-36. I will be available today and tomorrow for both in fun and out fun. Care for some German today? Sacha 613-315-9969

When a man approached me. He bought me a drink and we chatted a bit. Then he says, "Want to hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long." To which I replied, "Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Never Mind, you'll never get it!" Lol. Hello Gentlemen, My name is Sacha. I am a smart, sexy, green eyed German beauty and I love to have fun. 5ft 7in and a natural 36C-27-36. I will be available tonight and all weekend for both in and out fun. Care for some German today? Sacha 613-315-9969

I had been to her recent wedding, so I asked her how her honey moon went. " Oh" she said "it was amazing. John and I had a wonderful time. We had so much fun. John was charming, caring, a perfect companion. " Sudenly, her eyes begin to tear up. " What's wrong" I asked. "Oh Sacha " she said " it's how he changed when we got back. He started using all kinds of 4 letter words." "Like what" I asked " Like cook and clean! " Lol. Hello Gentlemen, My name is Sacha. I am a smart, sexy, green eyed German beauty and I love to have fun. 5ft 7in and a natural 36C - 27-36. I will be available today and tomorrow from 7 am until late for both in and out fun. Care for some German today? Sacha 613-315-9969

We were in his car heading to his place, where he had prepared me a lovely dinner, when we heard on the radio that a prisoner had escaped after serving 15 yrs of a 25 year sentence. We discussed the escape a bit, but quickly lapsed into silence. Upon entering his house, we were surprised by a large man, wearing prison garb and brandishing a knife. He ordered us both into the room with the bed. He tied my client to a chair and me to the bed. Suddenly, the escaped prisoner jumped on top of me and then just a suddenly jumped off and walked into the livingroom. While he's there my client says to me "Sacha, I saw how he jumped on you and kissed your neck. He hasn't had a women in 15 years. Do what ever he asks no matter how much he nauseates you. You know that I care for you. We will get through this together. Be strong!" " I know you care are for me and I care for you as well " I responded, " but you are mistaken. He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and thought that you were cute and asked me if I had any Vaseline. I told him that I had some in my purse" Lol. Hello Gentlemen, My name is Sacha. I am a smart, sexy, green eyed German beauty and I love to have fun. 5ft 7in and a natural 36C - 27-36. I will be available today and tomorrow from 7 am until late for both in and out fun. Care for some German today? Sacha 613-315-9969

All my friends were raving about him so I thought I would book a appointment. I was sitting in his chair and having the usual chit chat when he leaned over and whispered in my ear "see that kid over there? He is the son of the receptionist. He is the dumbest kid you ever met." "Watch this" He called the little boy over. He put a toonie in one hand and a loonie in the other. He then asked the little boy to choose one. The little boy choose the loonie and skipped away. "See what I mean? he laughed. Later that afternoon I saw the little boy eating an ice cream cone. I went over to him and asked" why did you take the loonie instead of the toonie." "Because" said the little boy "if I took the toonie, the game would be over." Needles to say, I never went back to that hairdresser! Lol. Hello Gentlemen, My name is Sacha. I am a smart, sexy, green eyed German beauty and I love to have fun. 5ft 7in and a natural 36C - 27-36. I will be available today and tomorrow from 7 am until late late for both in and out rendezvous Care for some German today? Sacha 613-315-9969

Lol. Hello Gentlemen, My name is Sacha. I am a smart, sexy, green eyed German beauty and I love to have fun! 5ft 7in and a natural 36C-27-36. I will be available today and tomorrow from 7 am until late for both incalls and outcalls. Care for some German today? Sacha 613-315-9969

To the gentleman who can warm me up and save me from this brutal cold. Are you the man for the job? To inquire about the reward call or text me! Lol. Hello Gentlemen, My name is Sacha. I am a smart, sexy, green eyed German beauty and I love to have fun! 5ft 7in and a natural 36C - 27-36. I will be available today and tomorrow for both incalls and outcalls. Care for some German today? Sacha 613-315-9969

Hello Gentlemen, My name is Sacha. I am a smart, sexy, green eyed German beauty and I love to have fun. 5ft 7in and a natural 36C - 27-36. I will be available today and tomorrow for both incalls and outcalls until late. Care for some German today? Sacha 613-315-9969