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Agreeing with the stipulation that body parts make the best toys, these are the items that have spiced up my sex life: a small vibrating anal probe, crystal and other butt plugs, dildos of varying sizes - some realistic, some vibrating, some double-ended, blindfold, ropes and handcuffs - the real ones, not toys. Oh, and just recently, the famous Hitachi wand. Never experienced a Fleshlight but would love to. And oddly enough, considering the above list, I've not yet experienced the pleasure of an authentic strap-on. Simulated, yes, but not real. As one could gather, I am open to and have enjoyed many possibilities. If a lovely lady (or gentleman) had all these items available, I would say let's play with the ones you enjoy as I enjoy them all equally!

I will guarantee that the time you schedule your romp will be the time someone forgets their debit card. No. Not good! Instrad, find a delightful lady with an incall. Easier to explain why you were out than to explain the beautiful nude lady.

I had the opportunity recently to spend some quality time with Layah. Our visit took place in a quiet neighborhood with plenty of parking (parking is sometimes an issue with me). Better Homes and Gardens will probably never do a pictorial on her apartment but it was reasonably neat and, if you are focusing on Layah, who cares about the rest! As one who does his due diligence by reading the ad, checking the website, reading posts and recommendations, I go into a new situation with a sense of who I am meeting. Layah is as cute as I hoped, diminutive, well proportioned with lovely brunette hair. I had not expected her eyes. There is a playful dancing quality to them that can be mesmerizing. As previously noted, she has a quick wit and is a good conversationalist. That lasted until all the clothing was stacked away and another type of conversation took over. She has a very desirable tiny ass that responds well to kissing and other attention. Without too much ado, we moved to that which she seems happiest to be doing. She is clearly an oral expert and if she doesn't curl your toes, you just aren't paying attention. All in all we had a very satisfying session and when circumstances allow, I would happily repeat.

This list comes via www.thesexualbucketlist.co.za There are 75 items. I'm amused to see that I have done 70. Would anyone else care to share their count? The List 1. Kiss a member of the opposite sex 2. Kiss a member of the same sex 3. Masturbate alone 4. Masturbate another person 5. Mutual masturbation ( masturbating each other at the same time) 6. Masturbation in front of someone 7. Watch someone masturbate 8. Masturbation in front of someone together (watch each other at the same time) 9. Go down one someone 10. Have someone go down on you 11. Give someone analingus 12. Have someone give you analingus 13. Have sex 14. Have sex without kissing 15. Making out with no sex long after you're no longer a virgin 16. Have a One-night stand 17. Try anal 18. Have phone sex 19. Use a sex toy alone 20. Have someone use a sex toy on you 21. Use a sex toy on someone else 22. Have mid-day sex 23. Have sex when you wake up 24. Wake someone up by going down on them 25. Be tied up 26. Tie someone up 27. Use blindfolds 28. Light spanking 29. Play a sex game eg Dices 30. Sex in the pitch black 31. Read erotica 32. Watch porn together 33. Watch porn alone 34. Send your partner porn on their phone 35. Take and Send your partner naked pics of yourself 36. Have your partner take naked pics of you 37. Take naked pics of your partner 38. Make a movie with a partner 39. Watch your movie together without touching each other 40. Watch your movie while having sex 41. Buy your partner porn ( and watch it together ) 42. Keep up with a porn movie by acting alone with every position and stroke 43. Learn to give yourself or someone else multiple orgasms 44. Dress up and role playing 45. Lingerie sex 46. Sex with someone much older 47. Sex with someone younger (only if they are of legal age) 48. Sex in a foreign country 49. Have a quickie 50. Have sex for a whole day (Not constantly without end, but make the objective of the day to do nothing but have sex) 51. Feather ticklers 52. Sex while "altered" whether by alcohol or something else 53. Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone 54. Silent sex in a full house 55. Have a threesome 56. Engage in group sex 57. Watch a live sex show 58. Have sex while someone is watching 59. Go to a swingers club 60. Give or receive a BJ while driving 61. Play with boobs 62. Perform a Boob fuck 63. Sex in a public place 64. Lick/suck a nipple 65. Be in Control 66. Be Submisive 67. Go to a stripclub alone ( or with mates) 68. Go to a stripclub with your partner 69. Give a partner a stripshow 70. Receive a stripshow from a partner 71. Go to a nude beach 72. Answer a call during sex and keep your composure 73. Use a sex toy together 74. receive a erotic massage 75. give a erotic massage

Koala Bear. Something else Mistert and I have in common.

That being said, a laptop connected via HDMI cable to my Panasonic 54" 1080p Plasma HDTV renders certain umm... adult entertainment into a glory to behold. Oh, and HDMI cables? The only quality difference between a dollar store $5 cable and a $25 one is the connectors on the cheap ones are easier to break if you move them around a lot. If you are going to plug it in and leave it, $5 will do ya. The signal quality will be the same for the $5, $25, and $100 cable. It's a digital signal. It either gets through the cable or not. The signal only has two modes. It is there or it isn't. Chucking money at it will not improve it. If you are old enough, you can remember when cables carried analog signals that were susceptible to attenuation or interference. At that time it made some sense to put some money into cables. That was then. This is now.

I must be getting spaced in my old age or not getting enough sleep but I came dangerously close to not getting my ticket. But all is okay. Entry fee handed in and space on my schedule marked off. If the tradition of the previous events continues it will be a great evening.

When we moved into our present house, we got all new appliances. Due to my background in, well, just about everything, Whenever one of the appliances died, I was able to fix it. I kept those things going for 20 years. Eventually, I began to suspect there was a desire (more like a insistence) that they be replaced. Somehow I was suddenly unable to repair a major problem with one of them so voila!... we have all new appliances. Oh, and my contribution for a handy tip for today? Jars... pickles, mayo, whatever. Before you try to unscrew the lid, turn it over and hit the bottom of the bottle into your other hand. You'll hear a pop. The lid will come right off. If you want to have fun and piss someone off, watch them go at the jar for five minutes or so and then do this. Yah.. sometimes I'm just mean. :)

Correction: you can't search 819. System doesn't like that.

No one comes to mind that specifies Aylmer but if you want to head just a tad bit east there are some very fine SPs and MAs based in the "Hull Sector". Do a "Search Forum" in either the Ottawa FS or Massage section. Search for Hull, Aylmer, and 819 and see what you find. Happy hunting.

All of which reminds me of this:

For the same reason "Microsoft technical support" keep calling. If you try to sell to enough people you are bound to find someone to pony up the bucks.

My latest amusement with these guys is to interrupt them and ask the if their family is proud of them. "Does your father proudly tell his friends that his son steals money? Is your mother comforted in her heart that she raised a son who brings shame upon the family name?" Right around there is when they hang up. I recognize these guys are just doing their job but I also know that there are legitimate calls centres in India and Bangladesh where they could perform honourable work. So move along, guys. Nothing to see here.

This whole business of guys not wanting to give real information to someone they want to get naked with reminds me of a discussion I had last week. In general, providers and clients are engaged in a variant dance of Mutual Assured Destruction. [mutual assured destruction n. Severe, unavoidable reciprocal damage that superpowers are likely to inflict on each other or their allies in a nuclear war, conceived as the heart of a doctrine of nuclear deterrence.] Neither party particularly wants to be "outed" by the other and is highly unlikely to do so because of the "severe, unavoidable reciprocal damage" that would result. So gents, relax. Provide the requested information truthfully and enjoy the results.

Raising your hand while you catch some rays on a Caribbean beach and having a Pina Colada appear. In December.

Now there's a ringing endorsement! lmao...

A bit of research shows that Sarah Wild was tried, found guilty, and executed for being a witch on July 19, 1692. However this is probably not the porn star. Other than that I see no record of Ms. Wild's passing.

Waking up to this scene in St Thomas USVI.

Thanks (blush)........

As others have stated, I always mention my age so if there are "grandad" issues everyone knows who wants to come through the door. Every so often there is no reply to my initial contact. I take that as an answer and move along. My secret fetish is to get all hot and sweaty with someone who truly enjoys being there with me. :)

NameTag: Facial recognition app criticized as creepy and invasive This is either a stalker's delight or a foreshadowing of the death of social chit-chat. I run your picture through this, find out all there is to know. You do the same. So all the prelim bs (how are you, what do you do, where do you like to vacation) is taken care of. All that's left is "Your place or mine?" or two people walking off in opposite directions. Or something like that.

Oh, I thought this was going to be about what the politicians were billing the government for. They're all a bunch of dicks anyway. Sorry... could not resist.

I concur with the advice already given. The person you are talking with most likely knows exactly what can be said where and will guide you accordingly.

Just curious here... If she had agreed to FS but changed her mind when you got there would you "still have done it"?

I come from a different era so these things are both simpler and more complicated. I personally don't consider what I and an SP or MA do together to be cheating. Since generally we are the only one's present, that takes care of that. Look up "situational ethics". I am aware that someone else, you for example, would consider it cheating. With all due respect, to quote Rhett Butler in "Gone With the Wind", "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." You are not me. Would my SO think of it as cheating? Most likely. That's why I go to great lengths to prevent her from being there. In the true spirit of YMMV, it works for me.