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In the "Famous Last Words" thread someone mentioned "What does this button do?" A group of us came up with a question some years back that ends with "Would you or would you not?" Setup: Someone had come forward with a box with a single button on it. He claims that if the button is pushed, all life as we know it would cease to exist. In exchange for not pushing the button, he wants a billion dollars. Somehow he manages to convince the powers that be that he is serious and the box is functional. At a large public ceremony, the billion dollars is paid and everyone leaves the building. You are the person who has to clean up afterward. The box is still there. Would you push the button, perhaps discovering this guy just pulled off the biggest hoax in history or perhaps ending life as we know it? Or would you not? Me? No question. I'd push the button. If nothing happened, I'd laugh my ass off. It it worked as advertised, no one would know because all life has ceased to exist. What about you?

I checked all the usual suspects on this acronym and came up empty though I am prettily sure it does not stand for Eternal Faith Baptist Church Ministry.

Megan's tale reminded of an experience from years back. I was with a woman. It was a truly marvelous sensual moment. This was back in my "hippy" days when candles were all the rage. We were experiencing the bliss of the moment and I thought to myself "my goodness, she looks positively radiant". Right about then I realized the pillow under her head had caught fire! Let me just say here that there is no buzz-kill quite like incipient incineration! I still occasionally see this person and just about every five years we remember this episode with a laugh.

Addendum: I get the part about adverts and different names in two different circles. That the TS name being kept for old clients and new ones that get off on her having been a him (don't try to figure out all the possible things that gets some one off. That way lies bat-shittery. The 3rd identity raises a whole host of new question having less to do with sexuality and more to do with business. If you reallly want to know you would want to ask her about that one specific pointn the 3rd I'd and leave the sexuality alone. Posted via Mobile Device

If all the surgery is complete and she is fully a woman, I don't think she should have to reveal her medical details anymore than anyone else should. Of course, if there are still "spare parts', that should be mentioned fairly early in the deal. As to whether you have already been with such a person... if you couldn't tell, then there is no problem, right?

There has been a lot of activity this week revolving around words and their effect on people and situations. This caused me to remember a video I saw a while back. Give this one a look. It runs 1 min 48 sec. I'm guessing that around 1:26 you will say "Oh" or some such.

I had to pleasure of spending some time with SaraMQ today. I can verify all that has been written about her previously. Charming, witty, funny, sexy, sensual, and operated on a level all her own with her oral skills. She is also gratifyingly responsive to properly applied caresses and kisses. Our visit was just the right length, tucked into our respective busy schedules. She met me at the door all kisses and smiles and events flowed from there. I've added Sara to the very short list of people I plan to see as often as possible. And I see a duo in our futures. :) The only thing that puzzles me is that there are not more reco's written for this fine person. She deserves them! And if you are checking out her albums and find her a bit daunting, don't. She's nice, cudly, and doesn't bite (unless you want her to.)

As a Charter Member of the Over 35 Crowd, lemme see... 1. Yup, 2. Yup, 3. Yup, umm.. 4.. where was I? Oh yeah.. a very accurate post! LOL

And whatever that form of life is, sure as shooting, one of them will decide the other one is having too much fun and try to outlaw whatever the other one is doing.

No, really! I know what I'm doing! "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." (said by General John Sedgwick, Union Commander in the U.S. Civil War, who was hit by sniper fire a few minutes after saying it.) Don't worry, its not loaded.

A lot of what goes on here seems to be terribly important. Just as does that which brings us to CERB or that which stems from being here. Howsoever, consider the following: I'd like to widen people's awareness of the tremendous timespan lying ahead -- for our planet, and for life itself. Most educated people are aware that we're the outcome of nearly 4bn years of Darwinian selection, but many tend to think that humans are somehow the culmination. Our sun, however, is less than halfway through its lifespan. Six billion years from now, it will not be humans who watch the sun's demise. Any creatures that then exist will be as different from us as we are from bacteria or amoebae. (Martin Rees, cosmologist and astrophysicist) OK, now back to our terribly important stuff. :)

@franc68: Yes, there are a couple of Tim Hortons and McDonalds that are configured such that a stretch limo can drive thru. Freaks the crap out of the staff when we do it which is why we love to do it. :) But at your standard drive-thru, the turning radius is too small.

Jafo, my first experience with anal sex was at the hands of a wonderful, caring woman with a huge-ass (no pun intended) dildo. That was when I found I really enjoyed it. Later there were male lovers but as noted before, there was always a lot of prep, lube, and sensitivity involved. In my humble experience, there has never been an element of domination involved. Should you be so fortunate, I suspect the first time you are having an anal experience while getting a bj, you'll figure it out. :)

Daniel, you've described wonderfully the experiences of probably all of us guys as we get ready for our first ventures into this world. Fantastic stories. I would vote that the stories be "stuck" into the Things You Should Read If You Are New thread. Congrats!

I's with Phaedrus. You have not lived until you've danced nude in the rain. I did that when I was in the US Midwest. The rain is warmer there. :) But given a good offer, I'd do it here! When I was a kid, we were not exactly well off so we took our entertainment where we could find it. On stormy days/nights, my folks would bundle us all into the car and we would drive out to a rise in the road and sit and watch the storm pass through. Ever since then, given the chance, that's where you will find me. Watching the storm.

I agree with Qwerty ... once it is up there, it is out there. Do what you will to try to eliminate it. If you want to see it again, 20 years from now, run for Parliament. Someone will find it. All the major search engines keep "cached" copies of web sites. In a previous life as a website developer, I've used that capability myself to look at old versions of sites that were several years old. Sorry to reinforce the bad news.

How much do you want to pay for this? Send the SO and possibly one of her friends someplace she has always wanted to go. Tell her she deserves it. Then later, tell her you want some "me time" and tell her you're going to down South to bum around for a few days. There you go... the simplest story. Horribly cynical but very simple. But I agree with earlier posts that you need to consider the possibility of all kinds of crap happening: you and the SP get mugged, car accident, broken leg - stuff that when the official reports come in there is one person too many in the narrative. I've done something similar but the person I was going to see was already at the distant location and had her own resources.

As I've watched a couple of threads my eyes have been drawn to the statement at the top of every page "... if you do not have anything nice to say ... Please don't say anything at all." I don't understand why one thread was even started and the sudden turn regarding the passing of Ms. Winehouse was totally bewildering to me. So the nice thing I have to say is that it would be nice if folks remembered where they were and, as was pointed out at the beginning of this thread, remembered that there is a large audience here with different sensitivities.

Your mother warned you this would happen!

Read FB to keep current on family, friends and old schoolmates. Also use it to advise them of my current events. This is a quick read now and again. CERB is my gateway drug (lol) into a different world. I spend much more time here following the threads and such.

There is no washroom. Either plan ahead or ask the driver to stop somewhere. That happens a lot. As for getting pulled over, the only times I'm aware of when a driver has talked to the police was at a RIDE stop. The police never looked in the back. Since our jobs depend on having a clean driving record we don't get pulled over nor has anyone had an accident. That being said, in theory, anything is possible. You take your chances when you go outside. :)

Oh, where is a knee to the groin when you need one? One never tires of hearing of the underwhelming stupidity of some people...

Here is an idea for something completely different. Call it a Movable Feast. A Poly event can be held in a stretch limousine. An eight-passenger stretch can be had for $40 - 45 per person (assuming 8 party people) for two hours. The actual transport cost per male would vary depending on how many women would find this to be a fun idea. This cost, of course, would be in addition to any customary donations to the women guests. The vehicle has a privacy screen between the driver and the passenger cabin. A bottle of bubbly is provided and the participants can BYOB. All glassware, napkins, ice and kleenex is provided. All of our drivers are terribly discrete - I mean we drive seriously V VIPs on a regular basis. If you wish, the driver will have no idea what is going on. If there is sufficient interest I will see what I can negotiate for a price. You can either respond here with you expression of interest or send me a PM. I think it is an intriguing idea. What do you think?

Bar-B-Barn is still there at their original location at 1201 Guy. They opened a second location at 3300 Sources Blvd. in Dollard-des-Ormeaux. If you eat any kind of meat, you must visit these people before you die. Otherwise, on your deathbed, you will pull a Homer Simpson (D'OH!).

Enjoyed the Social. Wish I could have stayed longer. Everyone was friendly and welcoming.I look forward to see y'all again.