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Ouch. I didn't think of that. I have to somehow restrict urbandictionary from coming up on my home computer. Posted via Mobile Device

Okayy...I've been eating pineapples for a week now. My breath smells like a yummy tropical drink and I'm pretty sure stiff green leaves are about to sprout from the top of my head. But still I have a raging erection and I don't see a SO coming to take care of me. I'm pretty sure I need more than pineapples. Posted via Mobile Device

SaraMQ, Try taking some Melatonin before bed time. Your super powers may be somewhat diffused in the morning, but they will come back to you. Also, try to maintain a routine each night before you go to sleep. If that doesn't work, try a double scotch. Posted via Mobile Device

Agreed! Also, sometimes I just want to meet the lady that I see in the pictures. Especially if she has interesting posts on here and she sounds like a cool lady to spend some time with. Its not always about getting the most bang for your buck...for me its about meeting beautiful, cool women, regardless of wheather its FS or an erotic massage. Posted via Mobile Device

Goin to the grocery store tmrw and buyin me some pineapple. I'm not sure what it has to do with getting more oral action at home...but at least its healthy. Posted via Mobile Device

I agree with you...Photoshoping is very misleading. I want to spend time with the woman, not her pictures. We are who we are...so don't try to hide the real you by manipulating pictures. I showed up at a ladies apartment last summer, and when she opened the door, I'm like "Who the f@ck is this?". Her pics were so retouched that I didn't even recoginize her in the flesh. So I didn't go through with the apointment and went home upset. Posted via Mobile Device

If you guys find the secret to getting your SO to give you lots of mind blowing head, please let the rest of us know. I'm sure some of us would hang up our CERB handles and stay home a little more then. Posted via Mobile Device

It is perfectly acceptable to have a drink. It breaks the ice and calms the jitters. But if a guy shows up and has obvously been drinking...then probably not a good idea. This is probably not so easy to detect on someone you are meeting for the first time. It feels like more of a "date" when we can have a chat over a drink. Margaritta, Mojito, Wine, or beer. I'll take one :) Posted via Mobile Device

Keep on posting Jughead. We are all different and its interesting to read posts from such a diverse group. As long as you try to remain polite, its all good. But sometimes,no matter how you express yourself, someone out there will take issue with what you say. Just wear a thick skin. And don't post anything while you are in the middle of a 3 beer lunch :) I made that mistake sometime ago, and posted something that I kinda felt bad about later. Oh well...we are all adults here. Posted via Mobile Device

Have a Gen1 IPad and love it! Swithched over to Apple products about 5 years ago and am not going back! Dorinda, your nails will pose a problem. Had to get rid of my Tiger-Lady nails a long time ago LoL Have a BD coming up in a little while and I'm sensing a gen2 Ipad in my future. Posted via Mobile Device

I LOVE the scent of a fresh,wet woman as well. Not latex, not lube....woman. Posted via Mobile Device

It is good to have a club down there. To many run down houses, used car lots and other eye sores. I wish the club had a better reputation and a little more customer traffic. Although I have not been in there, I think I may check it out sometime. I like small town, Odd little places like that. Posted via Mobile Device

Frosy my snowman...I think you may be sliding down a slippery slope here. :) Personaly, travelling or local, it doesn't matter to me. What matters is if the lady that has caught my eye has good reviews/recommendations and she is available when my shedule allows me to meet her. Posted via Mobile Device

And don't forget to take a quick peek over your shoulder to watch her walking away... especially if she happens to have a build like the Lovely Dorinda. Posted via Mobile Device

Hehe. Same here. Posted via Mobile Device

I have never given a description of myself to a new lady and I have never been asked to provide any sort of details about myself. I really don't think it matters that much to the the women what the guy looks like. I think as long as they get a good vibe from you through your communicvations with them, they don't care. However, I wouldn't have a problem providing details if they asked. Posted via Mobile Device

Welcome to CERB Mr. Sheen...er I mean Winning. :) Posted via Mobile Device

I was at Barb's Friday after work for a couple of drinks. Saw the lady remove the bill the way you described...very talented woman. Although I was not at the correct end of the stage to see the actual monetary exchange...my impression was that she removed the bill the way you say. Was entertaining for sure. Posted via Mobile Device

Jessica...I'm not going to lie to you... I get all hot and flustered when you start talking about technical stuff. :) I have been using Skype since 2005 I think. I don't think there is any reason to worry about the privacy issue. Unless you have something super secret to talk about. Then....who knows. Posted via Mobile Device

Connery is the real Bond. I liked the tougher,grittier Bond that Craig portrays also. Never really liked Brosnan as Bond...he just seemed too pretty. Then, when I saw him singing ABBA's SOS in MamaMia...that killed it for me. What kinda Bond sings ABBA?? Posted via Mobile Device

LoL...I didn't think I was reading your mind. How are your riding skills Meg? Have you been on a large bike before? I believe we may have hi-jacked this thread. Perhaps we can duscuss this further in private sometime... :) Posted via Mobile Device