longslowlicks

So I am coming to Halifax in the not so distant future and would like to know what SP's really get into it when receiving oral.

Hey mod. This person is a known scammer in Moncton. She has been doing this for a long time. The more we warn others about her, the better.

This person is running a scam: http://newbrunswick.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/great-prices-all-weekend-long/1939558 Pay your money then she left to go get something and gone gone gone. This person has apparently done this before.

Test the humidity.

In over a three week period, we've had two major snowstorms and three blizzards, each storm dumping at least 20-30 cm and each blizzard dropping at least 60 cm. We're now over 200cm of snow for February. And another 25-40 cm forecast for Wednesday night/Thursday morning. Old man winter can officially go fuck himself with a frozen dildo!

Luxury cruise Pizza or Chinese?

Well I found myself in the lovely city of Halifax last week and decided that my hotel room was a little too lonely. So after browsing Cerb, and looking over her mouth watering pictures, I decided to contact this lovely woman. We made arrangements to meet and she completely put me at ease within a few minutes. We were talking like old friends and we're both foodies! After a few drinks, we got down to business. This woman is filled with passion and is absolutely mind blowing in the sack. We tried a few new things for me, and she took her time, and explained everything she was going to do and what to expect and to let her know if it was uncomfortable. She is definitely all about your well being! This lady is absolutely down to earth and a joy to spend time with. I will be seeing her again for sure, and if I'm brave enough, maybe have her bring a friend! ;) Thanks Lexy for making my stay an awesome one!

There is nothing positive about those things. YUCK.

Sitting at home alone on a Saturday night and having quite the rough week, I popped onto CERB to see if anyone in the Moncton area was offering any service. And there she was in the chat box when I logged in. It said that she had a cancellation and she had an 8pm-10pm window open. So I PM'ed Angel and asked where she was at. She said she was in Halifax. And I was in Moncton. I browsed around and saw she would be in Moncton next week but alas I was not going to be around. So I asked if she would accomodate me as it would take me about 2 hours to get to her. She was flattered and was excited so off I drove to Halifax. Two hours later I was knocking at her hotel door with an extra large triple triple and was greeted by this goddess of beauty in the pleather catsuit I requested. The pictures on this site do not do this beauty justice. I enjoyed my experience with Angel and would definately repeat. She is a total sweetheart and we chatted for a bit before, during and after our session, laughing and just enjoying each other's company. Thank you again Angel, and I hope I get to share your company again soon.

True. The next person has broken a bone on his/her body.

All I can think of is... splinters.... YEOWCH! :!:

True The next person is wearing a banana hammock.

Fresh blueberries. There is nothing better for you than these little anti-oxidant filled nuggets of pure yum!

You might end up replacing the shocks and struts every other town...:D If the trailer is a rockin', don't don't bother knockin'!

My bucket list: Tour all of Canada - Cerb style!:twisted: Of course, I'd have to win the lottery first! :lol:

But it's ok to post on Cerb if you are standing under a vent right? It's late and I should be in bed already! :pimp:

When I was younger, we actually had a neat little band. We used to just play covers. We'd cover from the Eagles, to CCR, David Bowie, Queen, Aerosmith (Hmm, I wonder if I can find an SP that'll indulge in some "Love in an elevator"...). We reunited about a year ago at a class reunion. It was a blast, and even though my voice is not what it once was, we still rocked the house. But the kicker was when we broke out the Rockband instruments to start the show. Seeing some of my bandmates never played it and well, let's just say it was a rather large bucket of fail. But my guilty pleasure... The B52's.

I always live by the motto: Treat others how you want to be treated. Has worked pretty good for me so far in life. 8-)

Thanks for the welcomes :-D Grasshopper, you definately make me want to visit Ottawa! I've read through several threads in the newbies section and a lot there is just common sense. Unfortunately for most out there, the more common the sense, the more lacking it is. I've looked over the ladies that are available in the area. I do have it narrowed down to a couple. I totally plan to enjoy myself and let everything go naturally. :twisted:

Hello there great people of CERB. I am thinking of getting into the hobby. What kind of tips and recommendations for which SP I should take the plunge with? Please excuse my noobisness on here. I may have some silly questions for you all. I live in Moncton but do travel to Halifax on occasion. Thanks in advance.:bddog: