Phaedrus

See you king, and raise you one. Kings of Leon - King of the Rodeo http://www.metacafe.com/watch/sy-23635743/kings_of_leon_king_of_the_rodeo_official_music_video/

A huge loss to the world. I can't think of anyone else who was prepared to say exactly what he thought about anything, regardless of the approval (or not, frequently) of the rest of the universe. As I've seen elsewhere in a tribute to him - he didn't tell anyone what to think, but he taught you how to think. And one of my favorite quotes from him, on Jerry Falwell: "If you gave him an enema, you could bury the rest in a matchbox". Okay, that's enough obituary-ness. I'm going to have a(nother) drink. I think he'd approve.

I was thinking of getting two and hooking them up together... I think that'd be about the right size for me. Do you think it'd look good?

Many congratulations, Samantha!

True, but we love you really. Great White - Cold Hearted Lovin' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH7ihtQ4ywA

Actually, thinking about this a bit more... if an offer of an exchange of time for money has been made by one person and accepted by another, I *think* that's a legally enforceable contract, whether that happened on the phone or by email or PM or whatever else. I'm sure WIT will be able to quote chapter and verse on this for us. Of course, the practicalities and desirability of taking it to court would be another matter entirely...

Well, this has nothing to do with the last song, but it's nevertheless relevant (and they have an awesome name, too). David Waddell and the Hellbound Train - Truck Broke Down Sorry, RG - but I couldn't resist it :)

All good things have to come to an end, I suppose. We'll miss you, Steve. All the best for whatever you get interested in now... and hope to see you back with recharged batteries someday :)

Do I have to die?

Sorry to hear that, RG. Broken vehicles suck :( But - and ladies, please correct me if I'm wrong on this - I don't get the impression that cancelling with a few days' notice would be a huge deal for most ladies (the ones who have arranged a trip are, of course, another matter entirely) as I don't get the impression that many people book *that* far in advance... of course, I may be talking absolute crap here, in which case I'm sure someone will say so :) On the original subject of the thread: I honestly don't see how a cancellation fee can realistically be charged after the event, irrespective of the desirability or inherent fairness of doing so. I get the impression that all a lady who's been left hanging can do is refuse to make further appointments with the same person without a deposit being paid in advance, or blacklist him, or spread the word so he gets blacklisted everywhere :)

No problem! And although I know this, it nevertheless always manages to become "Massage Artiste" in my head, unless I really think about it. No, I don't know how this stuff gets in there...

Well, to try and answer the original question a bit more specifically... First up, a disclaimer: YMMV. And as has been said already, there's no substitute for asking the lady you're seeing. All MAs I've seen will give you a massage. Definitely with hands. With other portions of the anatomy... some do body-slides, some don't. Some may for a little extra (in MPs in particular you'll sometimes get different rates for different levels of nudity, and with/without body-slides); with others, it's all just part of the experience. As far as touching the lady you're with goes... I think most are OK up to "normal SC limits". Some are OK beyond that. As for kissing your MA, or various parts of her... some MAs are OK with it, some aren't. The ones who are will arrange things so that this is easy for you to do if you like; the ones who aren't will arrange things so you can't reach. If in doubt, ask. Reciprocal massage - you'd really have to ask, if you particularly want that. As for who's an MA and who does FS: ya, sometimes it's a bit tricky to work out. To be honest, the best advice I can give you (assuming you're looking for MAs) is to hang around, read recos and the massage forum and see who's talked about (clue: Megan and Erin are both MAs, and very good ones at that :) ). You'll gradually accumulate knowledge and a list of ladies you'd like to see. The problem is that this list will rapidly become big enough that you won't know who to see next, and having seen some MAs you'll want to go back, which makes things even worse... yes, it's a nice dilemma to have, but tough all the same :)

Why bother staying alive? You'd be... Bad Religion - Better Off Dead

Awesomeness!

Can't say I've ever had any issue with it, either side of Bank St. There's a *lot* of ladies who are available during the day. However, it may be the case that lunchtime is a popular time for people to escape from the office for a little R&R, in which case you may find it's tough at short notice. If your schedule allows it, you may find it advantageous to decide who you want to see and book in advance. Granted, some of us have jobs that tend to involve getting hit with meetings or other unavoidable commitments at short notice, so it's entirely possible that this won't reliably work for you...

Two words to that effect! Panty-Liners :grin: Nah. Just get naked and stay naked. And have fun ;)

No Internet? *shudder* No, I wouldn't get rid of it, unless I wished to cut myself off from the world entirely. It's my link to... far too many things for comfort, actually. Yes, I have a cellphone, obviously, but I don't actually use it that much.

That all seems a bit odd to me. I just don't see how "I was asked not to say too much, but I'll spill the beans to anyone who asks" is a coherent approach to take at all. Either things are private, or they aren't. I don't think I'd be too impressed by anyone taking that line, and I'd imagine that ladies who prefer to keep things private might be quite unhappy about it - especially if they'd specifically asked! I think it's probably better to say less on things like this if there's any doubt. More details can always be provided in future, but once they're out there you can't call them back.

Can't find the original source for this, but it amused me anyway :)

Sticking with our composer du jour... Chuck Berry - Roll Over Beethoven http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsp4VCbVvn4

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