Phaedrus

And more belated birthday wishes from over here!

Congratulations, Tiffany! A most excellent job!

Awesome, Bethany! Congrats, and keep it up...

Awesomeness.

Um... do I actually *have* to make a decision in the new poll? Can't I just vote for them all, many times? :) I've changed my mind a dozen times in the last five minutes... *sigh*.... I suppose I'll have to do some further research....

There will now be a short pause for a thread hijack while we disparage the lossiness of the mp3 encoding :)

You can't leave, RG - we're sticking with jets. And this time... a local band! (for those of us in Ottawa, anyway) Jetplanes of Abraham - Expect Limitations

Yes. Another problem with them (and MPs in general, for that matter) is that recos may end up either in the massage section or the reco section, and may be in the lady's thread or the MP's thread. And the ladies move around sometimes. And then change their names on occasion :) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=62147 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=34241 and http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=L&t=37195 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=60511 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=63317 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=39103 and http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=J&t=56307 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=50032 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=53755 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=56082 (Gina's just left, alas) And that's as much as I can be bothered to trawl through. There's doubtless more to read. Maybe we should begin a thread to keep track of them, and keep it updated...

So, a cosmetic surgeon has - after much research - come up with a formula for what makes the perfect pair. According to him, the best celebrity boobies are... these! As it these matters can be reduced to mere numbers....

Oooh! Insta-fripples!

Absolutely. And, of course, it's always worth finding little details out from the lady you're about to see so you know where you're going - so that you can walk in the front door and straight to the elevator rather than looking around for it, and then know whether to turn left or right when you get out... it all helps with flying under the radar, and than helps everyone.

Okay, so a break from pink hair... Here is a church in Belgium (click the link if the pics don't show up - it's worth looking at). From some angles, it looks fairly solid... From others... less so.

Woohoo! Congrats, Old Dog! Here is... an appropriate cake :)

Damn. No longer there, alas...

Ha. And since when has the strict letter of the law mattered? LE are quite capable of sending letters, arresting people, and then mysteriously failing to ever actually press charges. If you want an example in a completely different context, using your cellphone to take pics or video of police doing things - in a public place, where there's no expectation of privacy - that they may not like made public is a good way to get your phone (or camera) confiscated. This is completely illegal on their part, and if you press the issue you'd probably get your phone and/or camera back... although you'd be likely to find that any material relating to LE doing anything they shouldn't had been mysteriously erased. Back to the matter at hand... yes it's entirely possible that sufficiently over-zealous LE might send 'Dear John' letters to people they suspected but couldn't actually prosecute. After all, where's the harm in callously screwing up someone's relationship with their SO? If they're suspected of having been in a suspected bawdy-house they clearly deserve it, right? Apologies for the rant, but the point is that the finer points of the law won't stop LE making your life miserable if they choose to do so. Having said that, I'm inclined to agree with Megan: unless you're unfortunate enough to be on the premises when somewhere is busted, nothing is likely to happen; LE just aren't that bothered unless something seriously criminal (drugs, minors, people-trafficking) is going on. If you're seeing another consenting adult (or two :) ) then the risk is so small as to be minimal. If you're that paranoid, you'll probably never make it to anyone's incall because it's far too dangerous crossing the road on the way there :)

Classic 80's cheese! ABC - When Smokey Sings http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N6PYNRF8mg

I've just posted this in one of the song threads, but it strikes me that it should perhaps go here too....

Oh, God, Noooooo.... I don't mind Jessica Simpson showing up in the 'boobies' thread, but not here... :) Here's Nancy Sinatra's (vastly superior) version. Which perhaps, ought to go in the 'legs' group...

Oh, shut up. Or I'll post a LOLcat :) Well, lip-syncing... who can forget Ashlee Simpson's SNL appearance? http://www.veoh.com/watch/v15490419bqh6yfdc Sorry, don't know what the song was supposed to be :)

And inevitably.... "Weird Al" Yankovic - I Can't Watch This

Pffft. Who cares what the excuse for the party is? The important thing is....