Phaedrus

Wow... congratulations, QA! Keep 'em coming!

True, because you're probably right-handed and Castle Jr has been repeatedly pulled that way over the years :) I have a guilty secret - I actually like Twilight.

Congratulations, Fortunateone!

International Talk Like a Pirate Day is almost over, and we haven't had any pirate boobies yet. That was close, wasn't it?

Ah, crap. This is all I got:

Congratulations, Lexy! Look forward to many more...

False. I can't believe that really happens, whatever the porn industry would have us believe. I can hold my breath for three minutes.

I see your Keely Hazells, and... uh... um... I can't do much right now 'cos I'm drooling on my keyboard. In the meantime, here are Alice Goodwin and Sammy Braddy, in triplicate:

Yes, he's talented, but... far too pretty for his own good. Sorry, but you just *can't* claim any sort of rock'n'roll credibility if you look like you've just walked out of a shampoo advertisement. +1 on David Gilmour - the guy has a knack for pulling a perfect solo out of nowhere. And I can't believe nobody's mentioned Jeff Hanneman and Kerry King yet.

Nope. This is set out very clearly in the Book of Fat Bastards, verses thirteen to twenty-five: "Thrice shalt thou cum; no more, no less. Three shall be the number of the cummings, and the number of the orgasms shall be three. Four shalt thou not have; neither shalt thou cum twice, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then kickest thou out from thine boudoir the Fat Bastard that hath entertained thee, lest thy supplies of sacred pizza and beer be sorely diminished forthwith." (with apologies to Monty Python :) )

Since it be "Talk Like a Pirate Day"...

Hmmmm... tricky, but... true, I guess. I lost my virginity in a cemetery.

Happy birthday, Samantha! Enjoy!

I like this. I don't know why. That is all.

Who knows, indeed? I'm bringing a stepladder to this hug. Purely in the interests of research, you understand :)

While you're at it - Helen Mirren (born 1945)

I have a beer. I'm doomed, but at least I'm going to die happy :)

Congratulations, Katherine!

In that case, it can't be far off time to think about 2012 calenders, too. Decisions, decisions... :boobies: Bonus boobies: Lucy Pinder

Wow. Congratulations, Old Dog. Any fool can be prolific, but it takes real talent to be consistently entertaining. I salute you, sir! And as a somewhat offbeat tribute... here's a series of pics that someone took of his dog with its head stuck out the car window at progressively higher speeds. Click to make it bigger (if only that worked with everything...)

From here. Explanation: In the shadow of Saturn, unexpected wonders appear. The robotic Cassini spacecraft now orbiting Saturn drifted in giant planet's shadow for about 12 hours in 2006 and looked back toward the eclipsed Sun. Cassini saw a view unlike any other. First, the night side of Saturn is seen to be partly lit by light reflected from its own majestic ring system. Next, the rings themselves appear dark when silhouetted against Saturn, but quite bright when viewed away from Saturn, slightly scattering sunlight, in this exaggerated color image. Saturn's rings light up so much that new rings were discovered, although they are hard to see in the image. Seen in spectacular detail, however, is Saturn's E ring, the ring created by the newly discovered ice-fountains of the moon Enceladus and the outermost ring visible above. Far in the distance, at the left, just above the bright main rings, is the almost ignorable pale blue dot of Earth.

Pantera - Walk

I find I have the opposite problem... when I'm reading the more general bits of the site I keep thinking "Oooh, I'd like to meet her!", and "Must go and see her again soon, it's been too long", and "Damn, she's on the other side of the country!". And unfortunately I only have one lifetime to spare! To be honest, I don't look at the ads much at all, except to find out availability and contact details for someone I've already decided I want to see.

Congratulations, Dorinda! Looking forward to many more!

Congratulations, Meg!