Phaedrus

I will kill for one of these. WANT!!!!

And you devoted hours of your time to the compilation of these, especially when there was a girl you wanted to impress...

I thought I'd had the final word, That no more poems were pending It seems my wishes were not heard - I pray there'll be an ending! And so, once more unto the breach I drag my weary fingers While inspiration's in my reach And an idea still lingers. Another thought occurs to me I hope my words are heeded; A solution, plain to see Which will achieve what's needed. To deal with this spoiler 'None' And you may think this wise Perhaps she could be made to run Against all of us guys? And before I call it a night One thing cannot be stayed: It seems to me, clear as daylight - WE REALLY MUST GET LAID! So, ladies, will you hear our pleas Before things become worse? 'Cos if we do not get some fun We'll have to write more verse.

And thus a great deal of unhappiness is perpetuated, and people are condemned to lives of guilt and misery. It's... sad.

Well, of *course* you're cutting it down from what it could be by screening. The point, of course, is that the part of it you're cutting out is the part that you probably didn't want in the first place :)

Oh, come on, Old Dog. Is that hard For such a clearly awesome bard? This really is a situation To enhance your reputation. I must confess, I find it odd To hear from our beloved Mod That there are those that will not vote And who are just content to note Results from others at their task But seriously, I have to ask - Just what kind of Devil's minion Cannot form their own opinion? Finally, there is good news: Should you be lacking for a muse I'm sure the ladies here on CERB Will help you with your latest blurb.

Although, I suspect, rather more likely to be cause for comment :) I'd be inclined to say this might be risky unless you do the groundwork first... if you've been openly talking about it, it'd probably be less of an issue if/when you actually did.

Recent discovery: Burmese food. It was most excellent!

Well, I technically a bit late, but since I haven't gone to bed yet it's still yesterday :) Hope you had an awesome birthday, Soleil!

Probably, but it would depend on circumstances. Would you sacrifice a dog to save a cat?

Nope. Not in the slightest. There are some things the bank just doesn't need to know :)

Nickelback, RG? Beelzebub has a devil set aside for thee... :) Kraftwerk - Computer Love

Ned's Atomic Dustbin - Kill Your Television

Sepultura - Arise

Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus

My nipples explode with delight!

Leftfield - Phat Planet

So, everyone with a boss should read this invaluable research. And then make sure your boss knows about it. Who knew that checking FB at work made you more productive?

Ladies: Nathalie Lefebvre Malika Gabriella L SaraMQ Gents: Secret Admirer Surf Nazis Must Die Castle There are, of course, quite a few people who I've omitted as they have more than enough nominations already :)

Happy birthday, Scott!

Happy Birthday, Steve! I think those cakes look rather unhealthy, so here's one that's obviously much better for you No, really. It *is* a cake

I had the pleasure of meeting Cherry this evening, and... well... had an awesome time! After admiring her on stage, and a little conversation, we moved on to the CR, where she was everything I'd hoped for and more! A seriously erotic time, including one thing that I've *never* experienced in a SC before - but all within the appropriate limits, of course :) I'll most definitely have to go and see her again...

Well, what can I say that Cato hasn't already said? I had the pleasure of meeting Skyla this evening, and had a wonderful time with her. And, yes, that smile...

I like RGs contributions to the community here - even his abysmal jokes :) And, of course, his willingness to take a Y for the team...