Phaedrus

Except perhaps last night at Bluesfest. :) That would have been *really* exciting :) And quite possibly an un-toppable story...

Well, I don't go to SCs all that often, and there are folks here who both go more often than I do and dance in them, so they'll be able to give you far more authoritative answers than me. But since I haven't seen any other replies yet (don't know what PMs you may have had, though), AFAIK... Probably very bad. If you'd been LE and accepted, that could quite possibly lead to a Bawdy-House charge against the club, which would get it shut down. I'm sure current or ex-dancers can talk a lot more about this, but I'd have thought that any SC owner with any sense of self-preservation at all would take a dim view of dancers doing this. Impossible to say, if you didn't find out what. It could be entirely innocuous. It could have been a line to get you into CR and it's something she does as standard anyway :) Well, what goes on outside the club is between you and her. I think this sort of thing probably breaches some rule or other (maybe a communication one?), but I'm not really sure what. And I get the impression that offering take-out is not *that* unusual. Disclaimer: I may be entirely wrong about some/any/all of this, in which case I'd be grateful if someone who knows more would put me right...

reach previously undreamed-of

Q: What was I eating five minutes ago? A: Brains!

Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name of

Indeed... keep 'em coming, Cato. I shall have to do some research myself...

Old Dog is infallibly amusing. I have no idea how he does it. I'm jealous, and I wish I could do the same.

No, I had it inflicted on me. There's a difference :) Oh, gawd. The Y's again... there's a special corner of hell reserved for that, too :) Yello - The Race

Seriously. A contest in China to see who could end up wearing the most bees. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-14175993 Awesome, but... WTF???

Q: What sounds a lot funnier than it actually is, especially if it was driving a sex toy? A: Jack Black

Cunnilingus Really Excites All Men Next: MILKY

I don't care how limted your options were, RG - there's still a special place in hell reserved for you for posting that abomination :) As an antidote: Elton John - Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road (on The Muppet Show, as an added bonus)

Talking Heads - Road to Nowhere http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWtCittJyr0

All the best, Carley. Stay strong!

Awesome job, SA. Love reading our posts.

You what? K is for Kegels.

Q: What's absolutely essential when you have a cold? A: A double-ended dildo.

Stars - Take Me to the Riot

all previous limitations

Pink Floyd - Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8S9QK5FaSY (yes, it's as strange as it sounds...)

Heather Carolin, since we haven't seen her for a bit... More.

More here

I like the jokes that RG posts. Even (especially?) when some of the more diabolical puns make me wince :) No... I'm spouting bullshit. I think that's different, but I'm not quite sure what the difference is... :)