Phaedrus

Things appear to have changed :) I'm very much in the 'keep answering the phone' camp - I'd far rather know that it's not worth trying again today, if that's all I care about! Although the suggestions about keeping an up-to-date voicemail message are also good ones, if you decide to go that route.

Well... I haven't visited that many MPs, but generally you pay a flat fee to the house, and then the MA will tell you what her donation is for whatever services you agree on. It all seems to work out about the same at the end of the day.

Okay, this *really* reminds me of Mornington Crescent http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w7EvDRBERg

I must admit, I'm amazed this matters. Ottawa's not *that* big - if you avoid rush hour, you can drive from anywhere to anywhere else in half an hour or so. I suppose that may be a problem if you're running a tight schedule... but if it's that tight, are you really going to enjoy your visit if you're worrying about getting out on time? And if a half-hour drive is really an insurmountable obstacle, then I can't believe you really wanted to see the lady in question all that much. Of course, this might be much more of an issue for those who don't drive. For me, the main issue on location is parking (although most places aren't too bad if you avoid peak times). Which leads me on to the most important thing, which is *when* you're available - I suspect it's far easier for some of us to visit a SP at some times than others. I'd guess that some folks can only get out to play during the working day, and others may find that impossible but can take time in the evening, or after work. This is just my thoughts, of course. I can't really speak for anyone else, so all of the above may be completely wrong :)

Have a good one, Cleo!

Woohoo!

Have you tried it yet?

Guys, Gina has a thread here where you can talk about her. And what she chooses to do (or not) with her boobs is her business. Our opinions - either way - are irrelevant.

Courtesy of reddit: Would you masturbate as frequently if every time you ejaculated it sounded like the last bit of shampoo leaving the bottle? Am I the only person who's never taken the time to ponder this, but is now lamentably intrigued by the idea? And also wondering if this is really what the Internet is *for*? Or am I just weird?

I decided a couple of weeks ago that it had been far too long since I'd seen Jessica, and I also wanted to try the Nuru massage that she'd added to her repertoire since then. A phone-call later, and it was done. I turned up to find that she was just as beautiful as I remembered, and although getting ourselves into - and out of - the shower took a while, it was a great prelude to the main event. And so on to the Nuru... which I have to say is slipperiest (Is that a word?) experience I've ever had. And also great fun, especially if you like body-slides :). And the rest was... every bit as good as I recalled. A word to the wise - *don't* sit on the bed when you're dressing afterward. I nearly - but not quite - managed to leave with nuru-impregnated pants, which could have been amusing :icon_redface:

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Well, I wouldn't call myself an expert, but... first up, make sure you're in the right place! Have a look through the threads here to see which people and places actually *do* offer erotic massage. I'm sure therapeutic-only folks are used to being asked about extras, but it's better all round if you know what the answer will be before you ask it. Just asking what options the MA offers may be enough for some to tell you what you can/can't get, but as you've found, some may want you to ask rather than volunteering anything (I'm not sure what the legal technicalities are here). You can always ask about topless/nude, body-slides, and hand-job/happy finish/helping hand/whatever else you'd like to call it. I'd suggest *not* asking about things like BJs or FS as that's getting into bawdy-house territory if you're in a MP, and the answer should always be "no" - if you want those, go to a SP who offers FS. Or go and see an independent MA - I don't think I've ever actually asked an indy MA for anything - just letting them do what they do has always worked out very well for me so far :) One other thing - most MAs allow some level of mutual touching, but it may save embarrassment if you ask your MA what she is/isn't OK with before you accidentally overstep the boundaries...

Good for you. All the best with it!

I'm sure there'll be a whole load of Monty Python submissions, so let's begin with.... the Upper Class Twit of the Year!

Another spring-y one: More here.

Gogol Bordello - Think Locally, Fuck Globally http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT0COuplVQ4

This is a good point. Although I don't want to prevent people reaching out for support, I wonder if it might be a good idea to have a separate forum for this kind of thing with somewhat-restricted access (say, members only, or members with some minimum number of posts, or something - just enough to weed out the lurkers and search engine spiders). This is already done in some respects (e.g. you can't start a new reco thread until you've written a few posts), although we obviously wouldn't want to set the bar too high so there'd be a somewhat delicate balancing act here...

I have to say, though... I'm glad you raised the issue and started a thread on it. I may disagree with you about it, but I think it's much better to get these things out in the open and have a sensible discussion about them than to let them fester, or simply have people drift away from the community/family/fellowship/whatever-you-want-to-call it without anyone ever really having much of a clue why they're going. Actually... no. We don't have freedom of speech here - this site is quite heavily moderated, and that's the reason it's the asshole/troll-free zone that it is. Unmoderated boards with complete freedom of speech are available for those that want them; personally I find that they're too infested with crap to be worthwhile. [edit: I should probably add: if you click that link, don't be surprised at *anything* you may find there, from the delightfully cute to the utterly revolting]

Happy Birthday, Rachelle! Have a good one!

That's a relief! My neck was itching the other day for the same reason - glad it's not some new and exotic disease I've contracted :wink:

Lego man is definitely sexier.

Oh, God. NOOOOOO!!!!

Anthrax - Got The Time

Oooooh, heck. This is a tough one. I have no idea whether "new and different" beats "known awesomeness". I think there's something to be said for doing both. And then, of course, that person you've been meaning to see - or meaning to go back to - for a while retires, and suddenly you've missed out. You can't win 'em all :) And tratelle - did you really mean plutonium, or did you mean platinum? 'cos plutonium is probably quite valuable, but it's seriously nasty stuff :)