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Yes... a perennial problem. It really means, in the short term, that people have to vote tactically if they *really* want to keep the unified right out. In the longer term... you could look over the Atlantic to the UK, where they're having a referendum about changing their electoral system so that the second and subsequent choices of eliminated candidates get transferred, which means that you don't get this sort of problem. Vid to explain :) Or the left could also merge, but I that seems unlikely...

Yaaay! Congratulations! Keep 'em coming!

Happy Birthday, Megan! Hope you have/had a fantastic time - whenever it is!

Happy Birthday!

Was it wrong of me to eat them?

I don't think it'll make a blind bit of difference, to be honest. The terrorists *already* hate us, so the fact that they'd like to hate us a little more now doesn't leave them anywhere to go. The only thing that may happen is that they may try to time future events for the anniversary, but that just means we know when to look out for them :) The interesting thing now will be to see the Pakistani reaction to this. They seem to have some interesting questions to answer...

Happy birthday, Angel! Have a great time!

Things appear to have changed :) I'm very much in the 'keep answering the phone' camp - I'd far rather know that it's not worth trying again today, if that's all I care about! Although the suggestions about keeping an up-to-date voicemail message are also good ones, if you decide to go that route.

Well... I haven't visited that many MPs, but generally you pay a flat fee to the house, and then the MA will tell you what her donation is for whatever services you agree on. It all seems to work out about the same at the end of the day.

Okay, this *really* reminds me of Mornington Crescent http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w7EvDRBERg

I must admit, I'm amazed this matters. Ottawa's not *that* big - if you avoid rush hour, you can drive from anywhere to anywhere else in half an hour or so. I suppose that may be a problem if you're running a tight schedule... but if it's that tight, are you really going to enjoy your visit if you're worrying about getting out on time? And if a half-hour drive is really an insurmountable obstacle, then I can't believe you really wanted to see the lady in question all that much. Of course, this might be much more of an issue for those who don't drive. For me, the main issue on location is parking (although most places aren't too bad if you avoid peak times). Which leads me on to the most important thing, which is *when* you're available - I suspect it's far easier for some of us to visit a SP at some times than others. I'd guess that some folks can only get out to play during the working day, and others may find that impossible but can take time in the evening, or after work. This is just my thoughts, of course. I can't really speak for anyone else, so all of the above may be completely wrong :)

Have a good one, Cleo!

Woohoo!

Have you tried it yet?

Guys, Gina has a thread here where you can talk about her. And what she chooses to do (or not) with her boobs is her business. Our opinions - either way - are irrelevant.

Courtesy of reddit: Would you masturbate as frequently if every time you ejaculated it sounded like the last bit of shampoo leaving the bottle? Am I the only person who's never taken the time to ponder this, but is now lamentably intrigued by the idea? And also wondering if this is really what the Internet is *for*? Or am I just weird?

I decided a couple of weeks ago that it had been far too long since I'd seen Jessica, and I also wanted to try the Nuru massage that she'd added to her repertoire since then. A phone-call later, and it was done. I turned up to find that she was just as beautiful as I remembered, and although getting ourselves into - and out of - the shower took a while, it was a great prelude to the main event. And so on to the Nuru... which I have to say is slipperiest (Is that a word?) experience I've ever had. And also great fun, especially if you like body-slides :). And the rest was... every bit as good as I recalled. A word to the wise - *don't* sit on the bed when you're dressing afterward. I nearly - but not quite - managed to leave with nuru-impregnated pants, which could have been amusing :icon_redface:

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Well, I wouldn't call myself an expert, but... first up, make sure you're in the right place! Have a look through the threads here to see which people and places actually *do* offer erotic massage. I'm sure therapeutic-only folks are used to being asked about extras, but it's better all round if you know what the answer will be before you ask it. Just asking what options the MA offers may be enough for some to tell you what you can/can't get, but as you've found, some may want you to ask rather than volunteering anything (I'm not sure what the legal technicalities are here). You can always ask about topless/nude, body-slides, and hand-job/happy finish/helping hand/whatever else you'd like to call it. I'd suggest *not* asking about things like BJs or FS as that's getting into bawdy-house territory if you're in a MP, and the answer should always be "no" - if you want those, go to a SP who offers FS. Or go and see an independent MA - I don't think I've ever actually asked an indy MA for anything - just letting them do what they do has always worked out very well for me so far :) One other thing - most MAs allow some level of mutual touching, but it may save embarrassment if you ask your MA what she is/isn't OK with before you accidentally overstep the boundaries...

Good for you. All the best with it!

I'm sure there'll be a whole load of Monty Python submissions, so let's begin with.... the Upper Class Twit of the Year!