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This has just won a Wildlife Photography competition. http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn24407#.Ul3ozazLfZQ

I have no idea what's going on here. But I'm not convinced I care... :)

Happy birthday!

Note to American politicians: you're REALLY unpopular.

Happy birthday, Miquelon! Enjoy!

Quite. And under those circumstances, many ladies won't call back at all, which is absolutely fine with me. If I want someone to call back, I'll leave a message... but I'm far more likely to drop her an email or PM instead. It's FAR better to err on the side of caution than to call back and have a SO pick up the phone. I'm no expert on this, but my understanding is that it doesn't take too many female callers with a "wrong number" to kick off a few awkward questions...

So you walk into an encounter assuming you're about to be ripped off? I have to ask: if this is the case, why did you book with her in the first place? If you're going to pay anyway, why bother going to the effort of making the SP you're with worry that you're going to rip her off? What's the point? How does it make the encounter better for either of you? I have no doubt that this is true, although I suspect I'd make the same statement with a rather different emphasis.

Alternatively, you can get in touch with one of the MAs there (most of them are on CERB) and she can bring you in as her guest as a one-off. That might be the best bet for a visitor. Bodyslides may or may not be extra; that depends on the MA. All of the spas mentioned end up at about the same price, whether you pay in one go or a room fee and then a "tip" for the MA.

Others have covered strip clubs for you :) If you want a massage: there are several independent ladies within walking distance. Megan and Jessica are definitely not too far away. I think Erin has an incall somewhere central now. And Kathryn advertises mostly as a SP but she also does massage-only appointments. And I'd recommend any or all of them.

True.

And what's so special about that, you might ask? It's the first discovered fossil of a mosquito that was still full of blood. Fascinating, but... ew.

Have an awesome day, CK!

Hope you had a fantastic day, Madison!

If you don't care where you are... you're not lost!

Congrats, Luxe! Additional Comments: Congrats, Luxe!

Hope you had a great day!

Awesome. If anyone deserves a stunt like that, it's them :)

A snow shovel. FML. Come back, summer! Please don't go!

Welcome to the Internet :) Every forum that's ever existed on any subject has had things that come up over and over and over again because new folks don't bother trawling through the archives, and this one is no exception.

The Pogues. Lots of Pogues. http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/philip-chevron-pogues-guitarist-dead-at-56-20131008

Ladies, We have a new guy at FB-BBM! Apparently. Lee and I met him while we were golfing, and he told us that he was joining up. Neither of us felt inclined to argue.

A most excellent thread! On the financial angle: yes, you may be looking at a little more for nuru (not with everyone, but sometimes). Not only is there the cost of the gel, but there's preparation beforehand, and it makes a hell of a mess - which is a lot of fun, but someone has to clean up afterwards, and it probably isn't the client :) But it's totally worth it. +1 on Jessica. She's been offering nuru for longer than anyone else in Ottawa (that I know of), and a nuru massage with her is fantastic. Also: I know this thread's in the MA forum, but Nathalie and Georgiana are SPs, should you want your gloopy sexytime to go a little further. And should you be hankering after a double dose of gloopy sexytime, Nathalie does duos with Georgiana and Megan. If anyone tries this I don't want to know about it because it would make me insanely jealous.