Phaedrus

The end result is impressive

Happy birthday, Someguy!

Congratulations, Isabella! Looking forward to many more!

I've just managed to kill the fly that's been buzzing round my room for the last three hours and pissing me off no end. It finally ran out of stamina and had to stop for a rest.

Ah, the eternal dilemma :) Reading this has got me thinking that it's been despicably long since I saw some people who I really like. I should really rectify that...

Lee, I'm sorry about the mix-up with the leggings... I didn't know about the yellow, but the fact that he's standing in a fountain should have given it away - your aversion to showers is well-known around these parts... as indeed, is the stench from your parts. Anyway, moving on.... We'd like to announce our extra-special, never-to-be-repeated, end-of-summer FB-BBM fishing exxxtravaganza! We paid a huge amount to our marketing consultants to come up with an irresistible a campaign (OK, we bought Katherine a bottle of cheap wine, 'cos that's all we could afford), and we now have this AMAZING PROMOTION!!! Starring.... ME!!! Doesn't that make you horny? I SAID, DOESN'T THAT... Oh. Oh, okay. Never mind, then. But Still... Lee and I have been working very hard for at leat twenty minutes now, and we have... a boat! And not just a boat, but a Luxurious Aquatic Orgasmobile! Come on, ladies, Don't all rush at once. If you're not wet from just looking at it, I guarantee you'll be dripping after a five minute ride. Guaranteed. Lee guarantees it too, and will even pull (you) out when he thinks you're wet enough. Well? What are all you waiting for?

No, I think that's taking head... or pretty close to it, anyway...

Not all implants are hard. There's different types, and they give very different results. The ones that go under the muscle (and deeper in the chest) add volume, but leave fairly unchanged - and therefore "natural"-feeling - chesticles on top. Other implants go on top of the muscle and are more noticeable, but vary hugely depending on what's in them (silicone, saline, other stuff), how well they're placed (some are just wrong; you'll know 'em when you see 'em), and how big they are compared to what the recipient had before (e.g. someone who went A -> DD will probably come across as having more artificial boobs than someone who went B -> C, all other things being equal). But as I said earlier, the person is way more important than the appendages.

I've never met a pair of boobies I didn't like. Some of them have turned out to have shitty owners, though....

Just one? Lightweight! :P

I'm shocked that nobody's mentioned Crocs yet. Am I doing something wrong?

Have a fantastic birthday, VJ!

One from Guinness that's worth watching.

Do chickens even *have* nipples? I suspect not, but now I'm wondering...

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, Raven!