Phaedrus

Why is it that EVERYONE who says this has always locked their own profile? I never cease to be amused by it...

Who knows? It may be that the present anæmic recovery will continue, the Euro-folks will muddle through somehow, and we'll eventually get back to an economy that's creating jobs. Or the Euro could implode in spectacular style and what we've had for the last few years could start to look quite good by comparison. Your guess is probably as good as anyone else's...

It's always a risk. I guess this comes down to the individual. Some people will understand that the fact that they got something extra once is no guarantee that it'll happen again, and that they have no right to expect it. Others, alas, won't - and in those cases there's probably going to be resentment on one side or the other. This sucks, and I'm sure it's very hard to judge in advance which camp any given person is going to fall into.

It is unfortunate that threads like this have to happen. Ideally everyone would know that hygiene matters, and would be self-aware enough to know if they needed to pay a little more attention to it. Alas, this isn't a perfect world, so here we are again. And, doubtless, we'll have another thread on this in a few months' time. Such is life. However, I think the fact that SPs repeatedly feel the need to start threads like this is proof that they're necessary. I'm pretty sure they don't do so just for the hell of it.

Happy birthday!

As if beer wasn't desirable enough already...

How to open a beer (in case you were running out of ideas)

This is a picture of a guy with his eyes closed. Yes, that's a tattoo.

Wow. That really is a lot of posts! Congratulations, RG - you're a great asset to the community here, and we're privileged to have you around.

Random haikus all over Twitter.

Awesome job, sir! And while I'm here... thanks for all your contributions to the Twittersphere, too!

Happy birthday, Tess! Hope you've had an awesome day!

IANAL, but my understanding is... if you want a receipt that you can use for insurance, you'll have to go and see a proper, licensed RMT. A proper RMT is not, by the professional standards that apply, allowed to give any kind of happy finish. And if she's discovered to be doing that, she'll lose her status as a RMT. That's the first problem. It doesn't affect you directly, but it's a good reason for any MA who happens to be a licensed RMT to not do this. Giving out receipts will greatly increase the chances of her being busted, so it's not in her interests to do so. The second reason is that, if you read your insurance policy very carefully, you'll probably find that erotic massage is explicitly not covered, and so if you attempt to claim for this you're committing fraud. Insurance companies tend not to like this very much, and it's a crime in any case, which is why we don't talk about it here.

Yep, you just broke one of the golden rules of modern life, alas!

Awesome job, sir! Congratulations!

Well, they do say that if you love something, you should put a ring on it...

Congratulations, Serena!

So, you've seen an SP. You've had a duo. Maybe even three at a time. Are you ready to take the next step? The next... few steps, all at once? There is not just one of us. There are hundreds of us. Thousands. And we multiply every day. Given that there's so many of us, I'm afraid the only service we offer is full-on orgies. Nothing else. We will drift softly across your skin, tantalizing you with every touch. We will lurk under your furniture and tickle your feet. And then... ah, you'll have to book to find out. We have just one restriction... we don't do blow jobs. It was OK, until we heard it involved sucking. And you know what else sucks? Yes, that. The terrifying machine that your SO threatens us with when we overstay our welcome. We don't talk about that. We don't want anything to do with it. We do outcalls to your man-cave (you must guarantee your SO never goes there with the V-thing), or incalls in our own, high-class, not-as-clean-as-it-might-be apartment.

Has that changed of late? I'm sure I've seen (and posted) longer replies in the forums, although I can't speak for the groups.

I have a criminal record that needs sorting out, and I'll need another credit card to pay for it. I enjoy a beer after running through mud. And I need to hook up with a hot 20-year-old, preferably on a rather nice-looking boat with butler service.