Phaedrus

Thanks, Meaghan! It was awesome having you over. And I know it seemed a little awkward at the time, but the fact that I came just when the pizza arrived was.... coincidence. Definitely coincidence. But it was all good after another beer, right?

ISTR there were a couple of MAs who were sisters and did duos, but I can't for the life of me remember who. Or whether they're still around. Useful, huh?

Awesome, Spud! Congrats for sticking around for so long!

Hot. Wet. Caffeinated. Beyond that, I don't care.

Excellent idea! I'll play! What's the one thing you really don't want to hear during orgasm? Next answer: "No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die!"

Further proof of feline superiority.

Great to see you again! Yes, definitely. It just makes her look more professional; the fact that she's bothered to put a website together makes it look like she's got her act together, and you're less likely to run into cancellations or last-minute changes or whatever else. That may not always be an entirely fair impression (I know damn well there are some fantastic and completely professional SPs out there who don't have websites), but it's the one I get. I should also say: this applies more to indies than to agency/spa folks. If you're working for an agency or spa, then you've presumably already outsourced a lot of your marketing to them anyway... Somewhat. It's not a deal-breaker by any means, but... somewhat. If I'm thinking about seeing her, then yes; the more I know about her, the better a decision I can make on whether we're actually going to get on well if/when we meet.

Just stumbled across a fantastic blogpost from Down Under. Guys.... you should read this. And thanks to Lara for writing it, and giving her kind permission for me to share it.

Hugs to Sky, who sounds like she needs them at the moment!

Well, the impression I get is that there are guys who aren't OK with this, guys who are, and guys who claim they are but turn out not to be when it really comes down to it. The problem, obviously, is in distinguishing between the second and third types. Alas, I can give you no useful hints on how to do this; I fear you'll just have to be prepared to tell guys who can't deal with you as you are that you're done with them. Probably quite a few, but that's nothing to do with the job you happen to have :)

Hugs to Sophia. And hugs to Lee and his Dad, too.

This kind of thing has been discussed before. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=128616 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=126285

That should do it :) Another pro-tip: if you use bacon-grease as lube, you'll get the best DATY you've ever had. Okay, maybe not the best, but definitely the most enthusiastic :)

A porn star who, apparently, needs to get laid. Seriously? WTF? What hope do the rest of us have?

Sorry, you can't do that. If you don't care where you are, you aren't lost :)

Being completely unable to find something on the Interwebs. My google-fu is usually pretty good, but it's let me down this time. And I know it must be there somewhere, because if it isn't I'll have disproved Rule 34, and that's just unthinkable.

Horseradish! Sushi or sashimi?

Since this thread's been bumped, it really ought to have a link to the Happy Hobbyist thread, which contains a lot of good advice and really ought to be read by everyone.

Absolutely right. And the horrible thing about gonorrhea is that it's comparatively easy to catch, compared to HIV (which has hogged the limelight for the last decade or three). We're on borrowed time here. N. gonorrhoeae won't take long before it's immune to pretty much everything, and then we'll be back to the pre-penicillin days when it was incurable. Sadly, there's little research going on into new antibiotics at the moment; the big drug companies don't do it as there's not much money in it, but maybe a gonorrhea crisis in the affluent West will provide the necessary incentive...

Yep. Tempermental, irrational, illogical, frustrating, and liable to refuse to interact with you with no explanation or visible provocation. I'll be sticking with Excel :)

A nonet, I think...

Katherine, this is dead easy. You don't even have to ask them in advance. You remember that scene from Lady and the Tramp? This one: Now, all you have to do is arrange something like that with Lee and Old Dog. But - here's the trick - you do it with bacon. Works every time.

It's absolutely a reasonable question, yes. True in general, but I think it's tricky in this case. I have very little experience of any Asian agencies, but I have no idea how I'd go about making direct contact with any of their ladies in order to ask them this. They don't have accounts here, generally. They don't advertise except through the agency (that I'm aware of). And AFAIK, many of them don't speak all that much English. All of which makes finding out which ladies offer this and do so because they want to... difficult. To be honest, I can't think of any better way of finding this out than throwing out a thread like this one and hoping for a useful PM from someone. I can't help, but there may well be someone reading who can and is inclined to...