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A mental hug for anyone who needs it... a minute and a half of penguins falling over. Watch it. Smile.
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Well, since we haven't heard from OD yet today, a contribution from me... 23. Face Pics So, you've done your research. You've stumbled across Alotta Fagina's albums, and had a good look. She has awesome abs, beautiful buttocks, heavenly hair, luscious legs, and tantalizing titties. But... there's no pics of her face! And she won't send you any, even though you asked soooo nicely! And now she's pissed at you for even asking! What's up with that? What's she hiding? Does she have especially luxuriant nose-hair? Could it be that Fagina is actually her married name, and she's actually Cyrano de Bergerac's less-good-looking sister? Perhaps she's a part-time clairvoyant, and all that stuff about the third eye isn't actually an over-used metaphor but IS REALLY TRUE? Nope. Sorry. Rest assured that Alotta takes just as much care of everything above the neck as all the things below there that you've already admired so much. But... perhaps she has another job somewhere, and doesn't want her colleagues knowing of her current occupation. Perhaps she might want some other career in the future, and would prefer that her dalliances with you not come up in an interview. Perhaps the rest of the extended Fagina clan would look upon her with jaundiced eye if they knew. Or perhaps some of her friends may be less than understanding. There are many good reasons why Alotta may find it prudent to maintain her public anonymity, for the moment. Perhaps she'll change her mind at some point; perhaps not. But that's her decision, to be made without pressure from you. And it's a BIG decision; once the cat's out of the bag, you never know where those pics are, or who's got them on a hard drive somewhere, or where they might re-surface at the most inopportune moment. So, please: respect her choice to remain somewhat anonymous. If you want to see her face, book a meeting and all will be revealed soon enough.
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Whats for Breakfast
Phaedrus replied to CristyCurves's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Creme Eggs and Scotch, apparently. That wasn't the plan, but it's how things have turned out. Oops! -
And what on earth is the connection with Soundgarden, I hear you cry? The both played Bluesfest a couple of years ago, headlining different stages on the same night so I couldn't see them both. Soundgarden got my vote :)
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Well, I've no idea if this is the easy link you were expecting, but... was the Joker also a bartender at one point?
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Happy Birthday Berlin
Phaedrus replied to want some fun's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
And I'm even later... but hope you had a fantastic day! -
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And I could say the same about RG. He's one of the people that makes CERB a great place to be!
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Moonshine... kinda like this, right? Thin Lizzy - Dancing in the Moonlight
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For whatever reason, today finally felt like spring is on the way. This makes me happy. Also, I have a huge pile of jellybeans and I'm stuffing my face with them. This also makes me happy. Tomorrow I shall whine about feeling fat in the "thing that suck" thread, but for now, I'm eating more jellybeans, and staying happy :)
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I haven't tried for a long time, but clearing cookies in your browser used to be a (relatively trivial) workaround to that...
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Vaseline, crocodile clips and a foot-pump
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Okay, this is an ad. But it's a really good one. Whoever thought of this earned their salary.
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This is absolutely true. But some unwinnable wars are worth fighting anyway, and this is most certainly one of them. Victory will never be declared, but at least we can say we fought.