Phaedrus

Happy Birthday, Woody!

I go away for a few days, and look what I miss! Many congratulations, Penelope!

Damn! If I'd known about this I'd absolutely have taken a toy along and donated to the cause! Alas, leaving town before I'll get a chance to... Because I care about the kids, obviously. Not because I like looking at boobies or anything like that. Oh no.

Well... are all of his customers on CERB? Are they all perfect gentlemen in the CR? I suspect not. I don't really know much about what demographics go to SCs, or how often, or how much $$$ they spend while they're there... but it wouldn't surprise me to know that there are plenty who will take and do whatever they can get away with irrespective of the long-term impact on the dancers and the club, especially once the drunken bachelor parties arrive at the weekend. It's probably not unwise for him to have some defensive measures in place against this sort of thing. We can debate whether or not the pendulum has swung too far, but I can see how complete privacy in the CR could be open to abuse.

Any fool can do that. The challenge is to stick your cock in someone's ass (or have someone stick theirs in yours) without being Greek :)

Yes, I'm in the same boat. Other people talking dirty is fine, unless it sounds forced. But me doing it? There's a little voice in the back of my head telling me that I sound like an absolute fucktard, and I think it probably has a point.

You had teeth removed from your little muffin??? OH MY GOD!!!! Is that something you really want to announce HERE? At least we now know why the Cleosaraus has such a fearsome reputation... :)

I thought the preferred wife for a Pharaoh was his mother (followed by his sister and his daughter)... Sorry. Nerd sidetrack.

To expand on Mod's reply: - pubic hair will also get you into trouble. - private groups are the ones you can't join without PMing someone and asking to be added (ie most of the groups aren't private)

I saw it, and I very much doubt anyone would have been offended. Just thinking more about this, I suspect the problem is that this is an adult site discussing adult stuff (with adult pics) and if there's anything even remotely related to minors here, there's a good chance that some douchebag somewhere will take the opportunity to kick up a huge stink about it. Accusations of kiddie porn would probably be involved if there were kids and anything even slightly pornographic on the same site. Because obviously, babies and boobs have absolutely nothing to do with each other.... no, wait.... And so Mod has to keep an eye on this stuff, purely as a self-defence mechanism against the assholes out there who would doubtless hate the idea of consenting adults talking about what they might do in private and will take any opportunity to shut the whole thing down. Right, that's enough seriousness. Time for one of life's fundamental truths:

In general, read her ads, look at her website, and see how she wants to be contacted. If she has multiple options, choose the one that suits you best. If you don't like the options available for some reason, see someone else instead. It's safe enough if you put a condom over the phone. (sorry, couldn't resist that) Seriously, phoning someone is fine (unless your SO walks into the room at the wrong moment...) Legal. I have to ask - why on earth not? Get one. Buy the cheapest pay-as-you-go you can find. Buy the $100 top-up cards so that you only have to remember to do this once per year. Hide the phone if necessary. If a phone number is provided then I'll call it unless the ad/website says "text only". If she can't talk for some reason she'll either not answer, or the phone will already be turned off. If that happens, don't expect her to call back unless you leave a message saying that it's OK to do so (and when). No SP wants to call a (potential) client while the SO is around...

Congratulations, Nat! Love hearing what you have to say... good to hear there will be more to come :)

The best 9and most honest) explanation of the fiscal cliff I've seen yet.

Am I the only person who takes this sort of thing as a challenge? :)

Angler dies after swallowing fish A Brazilian angler died after a fish he had just caught swam down his throat and choked him to death, according to reports. The man was fishing with friends on a beach in Icapui, in Brazil's northeastern state of Ceara, when he reeled in a small sole fish, according to police. The fishermen then reportedly made a bizarre bet with his friends that he would be able to hold the slippery fish between his teeth for a minute. But no sooner had he put the fish into his mouth that it escaped and swam down his throat, getting lodged in the man's windpipe. Despite suffocating, the angler managed to get to his car and drive to a hospital two miles away. But when he arrived there at 11am on Sunday he collapsed and died before doctors could save him. Icapui's police chief Carlos Alberto said medics eventually removed the fish but it was already too late. He said: "It was a silly thing to do, but he didn't deserve to die because of it." On Tuesday morning the wife of the man who died after a fish swam down his throat posted a message on a social networking site saying her only consolation was that she was the best wife a husband could have, local media reported. She wrote: "Only one thing comforts my heart, that I was the best wife and friend that I could have been. The best woman that I could be, there, in every hour and in every moment."

I'm well aware that the legality of the exchange of companionship for greenbacks varies in different places across the US, but I think that three things are undeniable: - it's legal everywhere in Canada - it's illegal in a majority of US jurisdictions - US LE are far more zealous about pursuing SPs and their clients than their Canadian counterparts. Which is not to say that the oldest profession doesn't exist south of the border... just that things there are... harder. Yes, I'd agree with that. But I think that smugness is entirely justified.

I suspect that if you want finer control than just "everyone on my friends list", it's probably not possible right now (although I may be wrong). Which isn't to say it couldn't become possible in the future. It strikes me that if other ladies think this is useful (and it strikes me that it might be) then it might be an idea for them to say to, so that Mod can prioritize appropriately...

It'll be interesting to see how the Federal govt responds to that, though. Yep. Agreed. Not worth it, especially given that we're spoiled for choice here. I don't theink you'd be absolutely banned... but you'd have to apply for a visa, and there's no guarantee you'd get it. As an aside... has anyone ever seen the word "turpitude" in any context other than on a US immigration document?

Congrats, Annessa!

Perhaps I'm unusual, but I really don't care what someone I'm visiting wears. I find that if I don't make requests, the ladies will usually choose something that they're comfortable in... and people generally seem to look hotter when they're wearing what they want, rather than something they're not entirely sure about.

Megan and Nathalie are worth seeing together.