JuliasUndies

Congrats! Hip hip hurray!!!

Okay now I'm confused, does the Sybian remove shit..to be sanitized afterwards? What do you do with the shit afterwards? LOL

I like my own toys and I never use re-used toys. As sanitary as we can we I can't get over that it has been somewhere else.

I know it's about places but the name Shithead- pronounced Sh-Theed Starts at 2:40Not for everyone

As long as we're happy doing what we love, age has nothing to do with it.

Do I belong here? Do you really want me here? Is it really going to be a problem that I'm not currently advertising or working so much due to my deteriorating health, that I can't actively participate in this forum? Is it a big deal, having worked 10 years in the field, take a break now and can't be apart of it still, here? Do you really think I'm a man trapped in a woman's curvacious body? Should I be thrown to the fringes because I'm a defective non-advertising service provider? Have I been rude on the forum to any specific individuals, fought or gnawed at anyone for a difference of opinion, disrespected or slandered someone's good name? I've come to learn the ropes and play nice. I've never been suspended. Okay, I have an infraction! Now everyone knows "kick her out". Is this really how the forum works, that I need proof that I am female? It's too bad that the Moderators of this site have to deal with theses groundless accusations. Heck, the Mod's are too busy for this, I can't even get my cute pink icon saying I'm special for my +2 votes. This is some serious venomous witch hunting from where I'm standing and it's not funny. It's actually quite hurtful. Can't y'all play a game or get laid instead of pick on me lol (that was meant to be funny) I know the majority of the members here are awesome sweethearts. This evening I had the pleasure to speak with Miss Emma Alexandra, we had a great conversation, what a peach! Thanks for the faith and the laughs Emma A. Thanks for people like you. It's sweet people like that make this site Great! I feel like I could be Courtney Love at Kurt Cobain's funeral except I wanna yell "I'M A GIRL" but, I'm not much for yelling, more like slow head roll, hair toss, loud exhale, scratch my head then tap my finger nails on the table. Well the word is out I'm a female. I have lovely lady lumps. I'm simply not working as much right now and no that does not make me a man. And because of that should I be subjected to harassment, alienation and vile accusations? I take tonnes of meds and I'm in pain most days and hope to have surgery soon. JuliasUndies is not my working name it is F.A.K.E. So that if/when I am better, I can resume working under my working alias. I love you guys, you make me very happy and I'm blessed to have found Cerb, it makes it easier for me from going from working-to sick-to not working so much. It has made the transition that much easier for me coming to a place that I recognize and can relate too. So thanks for all those that have welcomed me with open arms, you have been terrific. Now, if we can all just get along again without "JuliasUndies Controversy" Smile, let's all smile together okay :) SMILE, JUSY DO IT!! IT FEELS GREAT! :) Cheers! :) :) :) :)

I'm sure a service provider would be happy to accommodate various fantasies without charging you 300$ an hour.

There are no wrongs when it comes to our own bodies. I sure hope no one judges you or anyone else on preferences.

hahaha! How easily confusing things get so fast. Obviously if I were a man I'd rather a bbbj than skydive any day. I have no quarrels over such services that happen between two consenting adults, everything is risky in life no matter how well prepared we can be, nothing is 100%. It's best to stay safe and do our best to protect ourselves from these risks. Thinking as if I were a man, if I really wanted a bbbj to fulfill my fantasies, then I wouldn't hold back based on fear. Don't trouble yourself about my views on the subject or if I'm a man, it's just how I view life and sometimes some risks can be worth it.

I am so feeling you on that one, so true!

Life is a gamble, life is a risk..Everything that is fun and exciting is risky!Personally, I'd rather get a bbbj than skydive or take a plane. :) you miss out on 100% of the opportunities you don't take, you miss out on 100% of the possibilities you let slip by without taking a risk.

There is nothing wrong with earning a decent wage, buying luxurious items and such. Some of the people with luxurious items are the one's making decisions, poor decisions taking from people without or with little or struggling and they suffer no consequences for their actions and bad judgement, keep all their luxuries intact while more and more people loose their house and such. It's just not right.

It's true, the disgruntled audience of America and the world watched while the 700 Billion dollar bail out failed to make any difference starting a commotion among the people...upset about many issues. I'd be less than happy living in U.S of A, struggling to make ends meet paying down my dept..and the Government throws 700 billion dollars away. I could have used that money!! That's $2,295 estimated cost per American of 305 million Americans, or $4,635 per working American. The butterfly affect applies to the market worldwide, but it started at Wallstreet. :)

Congratulations beauty! Thanks for the first 1000, can't wait for the next!

Any girls out there grow some fur down there for Movember? Enjoy Movember because Shavecember is comin soon

Oh My! That Sucks! How opposite of Cerb's slogan of niceness. :(

Mr Wrinledintime, now now, one star doesn't ever mean terrible around here. cerb is not known for rankings like that. One star would be more like a neat read and 5 star would be really great thread(excellent). I have no preference myself and read whatever catches my eye and the occasional ad since the ladies here have great titles.

Before I go searching with my head in the clouds, I need an expert that can help me, so I've come to the expert panel of sexy time. I need a book. A book for my man. A book that will teach him how to TALK DIRTY TO ME!!!!!! Any suggestions would be just lovely, toodles :)

Thanks for making me cry. Thanks for reminding me just how lucky we are. I am a fortunate woman.

I had heard of this site a while back- years. Heard as in "hear say", all I really knew was that it was a review board and men would gather to review us and share experiences. That was all, it wasn't for me, I was a provider and not a client, it sounded a little impersonal to me. It wasn't until a spa owner was showing me the site one day that I saw something different that I didn't think would fill a forum for reviews, threads on ideas and thoughts, games, information and jokes. Still, I set it aside on a bad note knowing I was browsing on a fake account. Last year, I came to it one more time, for the jokes actually, at first. I saw in a forum something I wasn't expecting, woman. My eyes were fixated on thread after thread, this wasn't just any forum to discuss woman and prices, woman were involved in the discussion and sometimes leading them. I was in heaven (and still am). Everything I had thought the forum to be was indeed, wrong. So yes, I remember when I joined Cerb, it was back when I assumed men dominated these boards and woman would have to create a fake account to take part and keep up on the latest. I'm not quite sure which century it was, but I'm glad I landed in this one.

The odd times when he "finishes" before I even start.

Congrats Malika sexy baby!

Great to have the boss, especially if she played a submissive, I'd get out the wip! CRRRACCK!!

HOT LIPS!! No brainer! Kate Middleton Or Pipa Middleton?

How can that not be a fantasy come true? Was she a shitty student?