JuliasUndies

Honesty is any relationship. Whatever works, everyone is different so as long as you are happy. As long as we are honest with ourselves and partner(s), nothing can stop you from having a happy healthy relationship, no matter what kind. Just be who you are, yourself and don't change and as long as your lovers accept you for you, and no one is getting hurt than it sounds like a pleasant lifestyle.

So are we making a story, this sounds great! It was the grand night of the disco Castle social that everyone in Cerb was looking forward to. Dripping wet from the shower, SaraMQ was questioning her outfit, as usual when she felt an icy chill run up her spine.

Yeah, I'd like to think I'm a pretty good one too :) This business has taught me more about men and sex probably more than 20 lifetimes worth. I know what my man needs and wants. I just asked him and he says I rock..most importantly I understand that a relationship is not what you build out there, but in here (pointing to heart). We've met a few people that tried more than to just interfere (wanna bee home wreckers) with our life together.. Just something to bring us together stronger, I love a good challenge and over coming them in a relationship is what it's all about, Home wrecking is just another excuse or blame factor for a failed challenges or problems.

Sp's cannot save a relationship, only the two involved in the relationship can do that, Sp's can do their job and do it well, the rest is up to them. I understand that it's more of the idea that there was an outlet for a troubled man and made him feel different and better more able to face certain diminished factors in a relationship. If going to an SP saved the man behind the relationship then your good idea of going to the SP saved the relationship, not the SP herself. What if going to the SP ruined the marriage, then we would be home wreckers? We're trying to defend our name here and by doing one, we can do the other. No one says golf saved their relationship. A relationship is about what you are willing to sacrifice or give up not what you want to get or give each other, and if circumstances arise that the partners are not able or willing to fulfill the sexual desires of the other at that time for whatever reasons, death, hormones, sickness, stress...Then that's a sacrifice one should be willing to make for the other. If one partner chooses to search outside the marriage for answers without permission and get caught than they have wrecked their own home. We need to give ourselves some credit where credit is due and if you saved your marriage be it golf or an SP, good for you!

Mr WrinkledInTime, Everything you post has relevance, you my fellow Cerbite are a Legend and your motives and post need never to be questioned. I'm a dreamer, a space cadet that has a dream that one day all evil names like this can be blocked out like poisonous narcodics are here on Cerb, so when we make our forum rounds, we need not be reminded of such evil that hits so close to home. Just so sad

So, was that a yes? Can we leave out this name from now on?

This sucks, did the lady address you by your name? it could have been an honest mistake. I can't count the amount of times my phone has dumbed out on texting several contacts at once or sending all drafts randomly. Well, you know what? Julia's here to help! Chin up, it'll be alright now. Understood that many Sp's require a phone number to book, in this case get one! Don't let someone or somethings mistake take you out of the guilty pleasure game. Sp's usually have 2 phone's, one for business and one for private life. Make sure to cover your butt and get yourself one of them shiny new 40$ disposable phone's with a pay as you go feature.. Leave it at work or in a locker or wherever, so this won't happen again and voila! You just saved yourself and your So a messy and expensive divorce just like that. You should also clear it up with the lady to make sure just in case it was an honest mistake, it would be a shame to let a good one go.

I have not read any of this article. The name Picton turns my stomach as if to throw up. Can we please not post anything relating to this horrible man that does not deserve to have his name here. We all know the story and it is so damn sickening! Please Please can we avoid this piece of shit from now on? Many Thanks

Ahhh, that's adorable! I tried to give you points too but my love also needs to spread? One thing I did want to add about babies/children/kids.. When I saw and held my 7 pound 1 and a half once ball of baby-ness..It was that moment I believed in love at first sight. I fell in Love right there, right then, and never looked back. It chokes me up thinking that I wasn't going to have this lovely baby at all, I was far too young, uneducated and independent..When my son was born to me that day, I knew what I had to do and exactly what was important in this life and grateful so very grateful.

Yeah for you, the 500 club!! Congrats, I'm glad to hear you are here for the long run..Don't ask why but I just got really turned on and a bit wet..maybe it's just Cerb this post has excited my juices !! Toodles!

This is awful news Amelia, I'm so very sorry this has happened to you. I wish you all the best. Take care xo

Kids are cute when they aren't your own or kids are overated " I don't like kids, and never want any, never want kids or babies, NOT FOR ME" This was part of a conversation I was having the day before I found out I was pregnant with my first child. I was devastated! Long feelings and story aside.. I really like my kids! Motherhood makes me feel worthy, like I have a purpose..I can fail a thousand times at life, but do one thing right and that's being the best Mom I can be. When I met the love of my life I flat out told him I did not want any more children.. Then, before I knew it, I loved him more and more and when I thought I couldn't love him more, I would..Then I loved him so much, I wanted to make a baby- an uncontrollable urge to have his child and see our love in a little one's face everyday. We did just that. They are more cute then smell and do look like aliens when they are born, but not too me..They were born perfect, now that I look back in photographs, weird alien looking things for sure. I was so excited to change diapers and felt such a strong bond that I was doing the right thing, making my child comfortable and making this little guy happy. I just loves the little bums. My kids are wonderful and loving and I couldn't be more blessed. Sure, I wasn't born with the maternal instinct and had no desire to have a child but when I fell in love, I wanted to spread that love and no matter what happens between us, we are always reminded what love has brought us. Our children are a great symbol of our love. Two is more than enough, I only have so much love to go around. On the other hand, it really hurts. I worry, I don't want anything to happen bad to them and know that any day anything can happen..I can imagine that I will have a shorter life because of this worry I have. Love really does hurt. If you love your independence and doing what you want, don't have kids, you really can't do both. Some people think they can do it all, career and kids house and boat..Sure have it all and never see the family, so if you're a workaholic, don't burden your kids by having them. If you don't like making huge sacrifices..don't have kids.

Congrats Beauty, it's such a pleasure sharing this awesome forum with you. Thanks!

Thanksgiving Poem TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP. I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP. THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE, BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT. TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION, THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION. SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR, AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE. GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES, PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES. I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND, 'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND. I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE. BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES.... HAPPY EATING TO ALL PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE. MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP. MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP. MAY YOUR YAMS BE YUMMY. MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.

Ask them out already and get back to us pronto!!! :) Smiles

Now everyone stand for Oh Canada!

everyone the zombies are here!!! I just saw a couple of them in my parking lot !!! Omg!!!omg!!! ...wait... false alarm..sorry, just was my neighbors/ unless..can the new and improved faster zombies drive cars? If so they are unrecognizable!!!!! If so, how can we differentiate from the normal vapid blank faced expressions of most of the population here in suburbia, do the new and improved zombies jog also??? I do believe this may be a new kind of half breeds on our hands, chasing paychecks instead of brains...for now! Brace yourselves, govern yourselves accordingly!!!!

Wow! That's super nice of you to offer your stuff out here. I'm concerned. Do you know how expensive Sealy Mattresses are? A 37 inch TV? I want to know the gossip behind these giveaways..We all do! Oh and if you're dusting and find a like new car- I call shot gun! I also accept Sea Doos, 4 wheelers, gold, silver and platinum. I'm not a fussy girl when it comes to hand me downs.

YEEEAAAHH!! Excuse for a party? My place say...all of you? Congrats! Here's to another 1000! Cheers!

What girl doesn't like a man on top? I like your way, keep up the good work you social animal you!

I like Phaedrus's positive light that shines wherever he may be.

Nice Work Miss Moon!! Don't go anywhere, Cerb needs good ladies such as yourself.

DON'T CALL HER WORK!! Seems as though everything is already in motion. Please keep in mind the following- Yes, this was a set-up, it is obvious that Sara set this up with her co-worker to get the low down and plant some ideas, so go ahead and ask her out- not right away- don't call her place of work or show up there- just wait until your next time in three weeks. When you do see her next, it might be a good idea to let her know that her replacement mentioned she (Sara) was single then maybe slip her your card and leave it in her hands. Whatever you do don't ask her for "coffee" that's what people do on plenty of fish to meet in a public place and see if they are sex compatible, attractive and able to hold a conversation in person- you already know you all that Jazz. Remember, keep it cool, don't seem to eager, if she doesn't call it shouldn't matter enough to not go see her anymore. Now, do you want a relationship or a sex friend? A relationship is worth waiting for your next hair cut and if she doesn't call you within three weeks at your appointment after that just act cool, she may have been busy. If sex is all you want then hey, send a cheap bouquet of flowers to her work tomorrow saying something like " Sorry I missed ya, the blond says you're single, wanna get naked in my hot tub?" Oh ya once again, don't show up at her place of work to ask her out, she might get in trouble for dating clients. Good luck!

haha! I love it! I'm going to have to review Fraggle Rock ce soir and find out what all the pipe banging was about.:jackoff: