JuliasUndies

So, here I was watching the Muppets tonight, you know that show so many of us grew up on and never gave it much thought other than "hey look it's Kermit and Gonzo with Beaker!" I never paid too much attention to the songs before now... Watching the Muppets now, years later, I wonder how I grew up? Seems like every show encouraged the audience to have big dreams of being a rocker or actress or millionaire and nothing less.. Anyways, this song has stuck with me tonight and really had to share this with you.. Any thoughts? And if a show like this were to make a come back with the same dialog, I'm wondering if it would be banned as fast as Katie Perry's tits on Sesame Street?

Hey Great Work on the Promotion! But let's be real, this isn't a time to be talking about suits or clothes at all.. GET NAKED AND CELEBRATE!!! Cheers to you and your new position!

I totally would have dressed like this!

WooooYaaaaa!!! happy 1000th post you gorgeous woman!

Forgiveness would be nice, but it seems it would be nicer if there were no one to forgive , no one to hurt us, lie to us and take from us..crush us or abuse our good nature. I'm not a Saint any longer. Hurt has hurt me. Hurt has taken from me and hurt has changed me. I have no special powers to forgive and absolve my trespassers. Forgiveness to me is self-serving, something that during my short lived Saint hood I was avoiding when I was hurt. To this I forgive thee. Forgive you to make me feel better, forgive you to forget. Don't be fooled for I will never forget, forgiving is my way of freeing up your waste of space. If only they could forgive themselves and change their own lives..This would be a much better use for forgiveness. Additional Comments: P.S I'm so thrilled to be sharing this forum with a big heart like yours. I pray that your love and dreams will spread and touch us all.

I loved reading this and I eat it all up. Congratulations on 1000 posts here where you're home is. Your awesome contribution shines!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Have a great one!

I don't have much experience other than a broken wrist in grade school, don't get it wet!! That's when the smell and itch comes. I will suggest that you manage to get some fun out of it while you can since having a cast can be a bummer, might as well do what you can to make the best of it. My suggestions would be to have fun with it and get a colored cast or keep in mind that if you think it might get dirty, get a darker color. Get it signed by your friends, family and co-workers (or SP) so carry around a marker or two. If getting it signed isn't your thing..you can get really cool cast wrap or tattoos(castttoos) for them by googling cast covers. And don't forget to get medical attention if you experience odd symptoms like unusual swelling, numbness or tingling, wounds under the cast or if your cast becomes loose or split. Here's to a speedy recovery! Get well soon!

hehe..Seriously, spiked heels but no lipstick eh? What about "putting your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Shouldn't hemorrhoids be called asstroids? And shouldn't pubic crabs be called cockroaches? Why do people say they slept like a baby. Did they cry all night and keep their parents up? And Why does Nancy Botwin always make poor choices yet I keep wanting more?

Enjoyed this fine weather, baked chocolate snow balls and snuggled with the kiddos..Oh ya and sex, 3 times Bazzinga!

Greats-God! Yet another miracle performed here on Cerb! Well Done! Thank you for you!

I don't see where the problem is seeing a provider that is comfortable enough to offer such services. Myself, I have slept with boyfriends unprotected, does that make me unclean, and so what if I were paid for it or not. When we dabble in this industry, we all know the risks, they are out there if we are getting paid/paying for it or not, so put on your seat belt and drive carefully..Protect yourself, that's the best you can do. There is a market for BB services, they are enjoyed by many and if that's what they like then good for them..Please don't throw a chance to meet a great service provider away because of her personal choices since you would have used protection anyways, right? http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=109qwzYz4A0 starts at 5:25

If I read something that said "no restrictions", I would assume she is very open minded and anything goes, but I never thought of BB anything until now, I'm fairly open minded, but not when it comes to my safety (our safety) and I would think that that was standard safety practice? But hey, if no restrictions means no restrictions and BBFS it is all day every day then let's get this party started ! Reminds me of this song we sang in health class, grade 5 "My body is nobodys body but mine, you have your own body let me have mine" Starts at 5:25

For everyone running iin the 5K Army run tomorrow, I wanted to say Goodluck to you!!! Break a Leg - but not really-

Okay Okay we've heard it all meds, naturals, bubble baths and gimmicks... What ever happened to Plan A using BetsyLapalm, a good jerk off, pull of the piper, or wack off? Girls, a good rub-out, vibrating friend, veggies or dildo? If you have someone,commence plan B and do them.. If not plan A is sure fire way to get you zzzz's! Another great mystery solved by JuliasUndies, *taking a bow* *applauds* Your welcome, Anytime my friend

A really boring book, here is a list of the top ten most boring-est books Moby Dick Paper Chaser The Twilight Sage The Scarlet Letter The Bible Heart of Darkness Bleak House Look Homeward Babbit Wheel Of Time And thanks to a few inventors, sleep can come easy according to inventorspot.com you are not alone and have multiple ways to help catch more zzz's with everything from a snore backpack to a floating bed(magnetic).http://inventorspot.com/inventive_ways_to_sleep Really weird things to do include: Sing yourself a Lullaby like the good ol times, Rock yourself like a baby or curl your toes and hold for 7 seconds(just as puzzled as you) Extraordinary methods include a little thing called Autoslumber, relaxing and talking to everypart of your body starting from your toes on up. If you try hard to stay awake, and tell yourself to stay up, the sleepier you feel. You could try the Deathbed method and imagine yourself as an actor in a play that is about to die and need to lay still until the curtain closes.. Play the palindrome game..pop racecar madam eye deed civic radar ect.. If all else fails, well..we are Canadians, we will find our resources..straight from B.C Good Luck! ZZZZZZing

Keep up the great Roaming! Congrats!

Thanks to you and thanks for you, cheers! Congrats!

Happy birthday beauty, get naked!!!

There is a castle in the sky, I like to go there in my sleep, aren't any floors for me to sweep, not in my Castle on a cloud. Cheers to you Castle!

CONGRATULATIONS !!!Thank you both for your wonderful contribution to this forum.

SEX? Where? I don't own a watch, let's just do it now, okay?

Getting spanked is fun. From light, to hard-sting, then light tickles. Pink cheeks!

Done! I hope they win :)

I treat everyday like it could be my last, you can too Spud..Call your son, I'm sure he would like to hear that. If my mother called me and apologized, it would most likely change my life and set me free.