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The doctor said it was a bacterial infection, a bad one too. No, not an std (or from rough play just a bit of sucking) but a good example of just how easy it is to contract something, I would have never guessed that I could get an infection from that. They hurt soo bad, they couldn't be touched for a week and all my veins were purple and black.

Unprotected sex is dangerous regardless of paying for it or personally. Unfortunately, despite the evidence, many still have unprotected sex..Ottawa having the highest HIV rate infections in the Country. I would love to see the day when huge ads are taken out on sides of buildings or in bus stations, in bars ect, to create more awareness. Safety Safety Safety! I'm glad so many ladies here on Cerb have the highest of standards. Let's all be safe. It's so easy to catch something, I once allowed a client to lick and suck on my nipples even..just that gave me an infection so bad my breasts were purple and black for two weeks and needed medication.

I agree police matter! If it's the same number calling, don't block it until you've reported it to the police and kept records of that number calling. Blocking it doesn't mean the harassment will stop, it just means that another phone can be used like a payphone..that's hard to trace. But if she is getting harass emails and such too there is a way the police can identify the ip address of the email-er. Keep a log with times and dates of the calls along with anything said. Harassment is wrong and will be delt with by the police and courts but if she is getting threats and such it is taken to a different level and delt with immediately. If she has a record button, use it. I hope it stops for your friend. Please convince her to go to the police.

What one person finds rude, another might not, do you think it's rude? If you are notorious for mostly watching the floor show and not getting a dance, the ladies do remember you and will stop asking and assume if you did want one you'd eventually ask. I don't think you would be perceived as creepy, it takes a lot of something creepy to get that name, but girls do talk and if you are the man that doesn't get dances and just watch, they would know and most likely point you out to the new girls too. But.. what does that matter anyways? It's for your entertainment and if it makes you happy to watch, that's what they are there for, management is getting business from the drinks and or food you are purchasing. Enjoy!

That was really amazing to watch, thanks for sharing. This one too is neat.

I once had a client book solely because it read something along the lines of 'clean comfortable atmosphere' , I put friendly in there somewhere..he was sold! Beware promoting discounts, don't discount yourself. Maybeline says it best 'Because you're worth it!'

Congrats! That's awesome!

Joji, It's a shame when things don't always turn out the way we were expecting them too. I hope from your experience that you will take away something positive and learn from it. The best thing is that there are so many pleasant service providers that are very professional and cater to your exact needs and come highly recommended from many many happy clients, all of these recommendations are provided here @ cerb to accommodate your needs and desires. Look no further and take no additional chances..If a non-smoker is what you prefer, there are many and so on. And then..when you find that special lady that makes you feel superb, please share with us, all the good times. Good times here, good times Cheers!

Happy Mothers Day!

The awkward moment when you drop your child off at a birthday party and the parents answer the door together..That's when you notice something familiar about the father...After he fumble's his words about how I look familiar and we must have met at the book fair at school...sigh's 'head slowly shaking' If only what happens in fantasy land could stay in fantasy land, like Vegas.

To call her sexy friend

Answering phones are really bad for business and atmosphere but remember in some Spa's the ladies are required to answer and have been told to. It's a good idea that if this does happen to make sure to speak to management about it..It could be they don't know it could hurt business. It's not always the ladies fault and would be a shame if she lost your business because of it.

Great thread, maybe the best! I just want to go ahead and nominate Every last lady here as a Cerb Goddess. All these beautiful woman with incredible diversities and all sorts of backgrounds coming together and doing what they love and being so great at it. Cheers you each and every one of you!

LMAO, Cerb is an in between world that exists in a magical atmospheric realm only to be achieved by qualifying sexual species..It is beyond here, perhaps a piece of enlightenment.

Happy birthday beautiful!

I've had near death experience where I thought I was going to die but no enlightenment that followed, as for afterlife...I need something to believe in that is better than this, something of a test here and that I will be going to a better place, that we will all be going to a better place. As for religion... "I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't than to live as if there isn't and die to find out there is". Mother Theresa

Good boy, consider this your virtual pet and rub all over! Congrats!!!

Lube Redbull soduko or crossword puzzles mascara perfume sample candy business card tweezers bouncy balls nail polish hand sanitizer pepper spray firecrackers key chain hand cream change purse condoms temporary tattoos that lick off note pad pen post it's hair loopy's mud masks eye blinder bubble bath car air fresheners ........... oh and sex stores have lute bag stuff too

And I love men A LOT, so much we have in common I say

If I had two vaginas..................................... Additional Comments: If I had two vaginas.....................................

Damn, I need more sex, where's my BBQ chips and chocolate?

I wouldn't hold my breath :)

It SUCKED!!! It was both our first time and it SUCKED!!! I remember thinking, THAT SUCKED!! Thank goodness it get's better from there...guess you have to start somewhere.

Happy birthday you old dog you!!!!get naked!!!

No more than a month and I say this to protect your best interests because it WILL drive you crazy and unless she does something really awful to you just how long can you have your heart strings pulled almost to the breaking point knowing you feel so much for her? And..what if she knows that and takes advantage of that? You can do it (in a funny accent)!! But you really need to ask yourself if friends is what it will be, can you be just friends? Can men and woman be just friends when one is in love with the other? Sometimes to get what we want/need we need to take a risk and if she feels the same way you do you will surely know when you cut it off after a month..and hey if she's okay with that and doesn't put up a fight..well.. You know what kind of friend you have/had and you had less in common tha you really thought, just sayin..And if she is very clear about being friends and you are okay with that then it may close doors on a potential mutually loving relationship is you spend time with her, hung up on her, like/love her and all that jazz..How will you move on if you are in love with your friend? Remember the saying, if you love them, let them go???