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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHOOOOHOOOOHOHOHOOOOOWAHAHAWAWAASHAHAHAHAHBABAHAH!!!! okay for real now, am I the only one that keeps my vibrating phone in my undies?

just remembered ..stopped in at moms she was out and my brother was asleep so we took it upon ourselves to have sex behind the bar and used the community chair blanket to clean up , besides thats what in laws are for right? And thats the closest they are gonna get to getting any Posted via Mobile Device

Pepper spray-I'm always packin, always kneel and spray, never indoors Moped keys-lost my house keys A delicious selection of lip gloss and beef jerkey Broken smoke and loose tobacco Peraphenalia Pornographic playing cards Mini torch Chopsticks Pass port-you never know when you gotta go 10 prepaid visas-all used Vibrating "massage" pen Pink and black skull wallet Oh gross what is that? Mini finger flashlight Crazy glue A razor $4,895.81 A blue plastic blinking heart necklas-awesome Money order for $932.00 Wrappers for I don't know what Half a fossilized chocolat bar-that's where that went Butterfly knife-trained all fingers present A bunch of girly items A compass V-E-G-A-S beads-VEGAS BABY!! A soduko book.............. I'd like to thank you for helping me clean out my bag, it really needed it

OMG! This totally reminded me of a New Years I'd like to forget, my husband got so smashed and kept everyone awake until my Mom came down and calmed him down a bit and encouraged him to lie down and sleep (in the guest bedroom attatched to hers) So there we were, all still awake but in bed and my husband kept what he thought was a wisper but was actually soft yelling "I WANNA FUCK YOU UP D'ASS!!" followed by me shushing him which only encouraged him to start spanking my ass and saying even louder "COMMON WOMAN, LET ME FUCK YOU UP D'ASS"!!! Needless to say the walls are thin, but Mom never said anything about it in the morning or him spanking her that night either.

If you are married, remember the reason why you got married in the first place. Rekindle what you can and do what it takes. Maybe getting caught is a blessing in disguise and after a rocky road to recovery you may have a better relationship than ever. She may loose faith and have low trust in you, but that is a consequence you must face. For better or for worse. If getting kinky is a part of who you are now, then you must do your best to explain this to her..if she wants you to change and go to counselling, than she will have to get kinky with you and fill that in your life. Being commited is very hard and I have seen some weak people end a relationship because they didn't want to try. If your woman is willing to try then I encourage you to try. And if you enjoy the adultxxx world and can't give it up, be honest with yourself and your partner, the last thing you want to do is hurt her right? Good luck

HMMMMMM??????????? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs so where are they getting them from? Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck? Why is a square meal served on round plates? Why do you get a ticket for wreck-less driving? Why do reality TV shows have nothing to do with reality? Why is it when men get older they loose hair on their head and gain hair on their backs, noses and ears?

For the Zombie apocalypes tomorrow I was planning on doing what I do best, being me, for better or for worse. Let's cross our fingers that during after the earth-shattering tribulations, that CERB will hold out, ah who am I kidding of course CERB will hold out. See Y'alls tomorrow!

I imagine that it would be premeditated to decide to tape us gals. I've always had a tad wild side to me and live on the edge and I wonder if I were a man if I would do the same thing? (to reflect on it later on, for myself of course) But for those that aren't so innocent and post it online ect.. shame on them..

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I have to do my best to put myself in his shoes and believe him that his taping was out of innocence to look at later. In most places we video tape every client (outside the room) and trust that we keep the images confidential . I didn't know about this live feed stuff,I guess I am a bit behind. As much as he crossed the line...He is a very respectful and sweet man that has never given me a hard time. I have seen him since and we make jokes about the camera and this has never happened again. I have made plenty of mistakes. In some places I have been instructed to answer the phone, dropped my gum on him, ran out of oil ect.. They can be considered bad business and I could have lost clients over these, but I didn't. I have a lot of patience, especially for men. I gave him a strong warning and haven't lost him as a client. I am much more aware now.

James Dean! Meow!

Evil people go to hell, Redheads go anywhere they damn well please!!!

ONLINE ONLINE OMG!! Where the heck would they post this! I'm glad you were able to take it down.

Kinda like an underground poker club like in the movies eh? lol. That's an interesting idea however, it's all part of the business and I'm sure the percentage of men that video tape sessions are in the .001 percentile. In no way am I trying to raise awarness for mistrusting the clients. Just letting the girls know to keep an eye out for this sort of thing. Truth is, we want you to trust us as much as you want us to trust you. Certain places ask for money up front as assurance for the girls and insurance for the business, and some clients don't like this idea all the time but understand business is business..But we can't cross the line of taking away personal property, I don't think we would get very much repeat business. I remember when I was younger and stores would want me to leave my bag up front, I was furious and either wouldn't return there or say no and tell them to suck it :stiletto:

Thanks, yeah it was really creepy, made me wonder if this has happened to me before this. I only kicked his ass in theory when he thought I stole his camera..the look on his face was good enough when he thought his precious pricey technology was lifted by the massage girl he was video taping. Think he was thinking like "Ummm karma?" I'm glad to know and trust his word enough to believe that the previous video never left his hands but what about anyone elses?

PeepCreep Warning Just a reminder for the ladies to be on your gaurd. I caught a client video taping me during a massage. I confinscated his camera/phone and returned it upon deleting the recorded images. He confessed that he has taped me before this and erased it after watching it. I was really nice about it since he was a regular client, pays well and treats me very kindly. I thought I knew this client to be very easy going and had gained my trust. I won't release any information regarding who this was to protect his identity. Here are just a few things to keep an eye out for: Clothes in a lump with a hole A red light Anyone holding a cell phone during the appointment If the client seems preoccupied with a corner of the room CHEERS!

Like the Mabelline cosmetics slogan "MAYBE SHES BORN WITH IT" The Sex trade dates back many years, takes a certain someone that can do this kind of work. Not just anyone can be groomed for it and you can't groom someone elses mental state. You can learn all the skills you need to please a man physically but there is much more psychology involved in turning on and keeping a man pleased and interested that can only be self-taught by personal experiences. To be a succesful sex worker we need to posses many skills. We are a combination of medical doctors, pshyciatrists, social workers, therapists, personal aid, confidant, entrepreneurs, teachers,marketers...all rolled up. Take "pole classes" for instance, a well known exercise program offered for woman learning all the sexy moves on the pole. Well if anyone took the course thinking they can be a stripper after that because they can master a grind and flip position they have been mistaken. Special moves and looking good won't pay the bills. Men generally don't return to mechanical woman that have no interpersonal and communication skills. The entire package comes with the woman, like an innate behavior, you're either born with it or not and baby I was born with it. I'm not saying that trained woman can't be workers, just not the best of the best. I agree that you need to love what you do to be successful and all the training in the world can't give this to you.

Walking into the kiddos room to tell them to get to bed not realizing you are wearing something totally unappropriated when your son asks "Mom why are you wearing that? then not realizing until after you leave that you just replied by saying "Sometimes Daddy likes it this way" Making the mistake of telling your coworker about your AWESOME tip$ from the client just to have them tell the owner, then the owner fires you for seeing her regular and accusing you of either charging too much or F**KING the clients! People that tell stupid small lies that serve absolutely no purpose and people knowing they are bullsh**ing and just roll their eyes at them and let them get away with it while you maintain a character of honesty and get the short end of the stick. Having useless coworkers promoted before you because they are BAG-LICKERZ (no pun intended) even though you are much more skilled than them. People that believe anything they are told! Making a date with a friend and they spend the entire time texting or on the phone BY-LAW RATS WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING THEY CAN Rude undersexed cops Going to the Casino, WINNING, then get the the cashier just to find out you lost your winning voucher! Or getting yelled at for hitting the machines (I only broke two geeze, it's not like they are going to go broke over a few buttons, I'm the one with the busted bleeding fist)

Sean Connery is my second favorite!! He is sooo Yumm! I think Earkle is a cutie and he always was a hottie when he turned into his hot alterego. A younger stud..I think Zack Efron (Zefron) is sooo adorable.

It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!! Can we get some sexy pix of some men around here? Can't we all get naked already? Clint Eastwood, sexiest man alive!! I would make his day, any day!

It is at our lowest times that we find truths about many things in life. My sympathies are with you, I too have been in a similar predicament. I am good at giving advice, really, so listen here cause this is how it goes. During our lowest times, any true friend would not only stick by you but understand and respect your feelings. Good friends don't get upset about your situation and how it selfishly affects them, good friends put themselves in your shoes, look at the bigger picture and stay biased to you. You may just find out all their true colours in your time of doubts that you only have one good friend out of the three. Go with your gut instincts, any doubts and oust them from your personal life -blind loyalty will get you hurt-Good luck!!

Me?In a Movie? Oh wow I'm so flattered, thank you please no pictures! To think I may have "touched" this fine earth to a point of making a point about it and a movie well then let's see here..I know exactly who would play me! If we morphed these two actresses together, I think that would be the closest match to myself. Good pictures of them Sandra Burnhard & Madonna ! There you have it!

This is a different way of looking at it. The media has done their part in showing non-voters as citizens that have lost faith in the system and will simply not contribute their vote to avoid disappointment. Spoiling the ballet? Interesting concept, but with 40% of voters (millions) anti-system fighters would cause uproar?? Looking at it from those that choose not to vote, that huge percent of non-voters have already made an impact and expressed their voice by not saying anything at all, that says a lot about this democracy already. No matter who is Prime minister, each Prime minister will face challenges and may not be able to fulfill all election promises. I don't believe 4 years is a long enough term to make any real changes. When I clean up my room for instance, it get's messier before it get's cleaner.. with all the sorting, laundry, vacuuming ect..Now if someone messed up my room for me, I'd be lost and it would take me twice as long to put it all back the way it should be before I can go on and redecorate it. This is a great Country, I love it! I am so thankful for everything this Country has to offer, flaws and all. Funny thought, The Prime Minister should be on the new reality show "Undercover Boss" and find out first hand where changes need to be done. Additional Comments: I thought it was cute. You have made good points that I never would have thought of... and I learned them here on Cerb!! Gotta love it! Additional Comments: I also respect a choice not to vote, it's what separates Canada, and Canada is a free Country. I like the idea of spoiling the ballet though hehe or mwahahaha

I will not be voting because this poll is closed lol. Not meant to confuse outside this thread I have worked for both John Manley and Joe Clark canvassing for support, directing the media,data entry and running errands.

I have had the pleasure of spending time with all ages of Lads, from 18-85+ Each age group has it's perks and differences, but I feel that as a man ages..They tend to appreciate a woman(or @ least SP's) more so. It's a known fact that an aging man's testosterone levels are lowered some while estrogen can rise. No longer driven hormonally. Aging men 40+ are often (my thoughts) gentler, more appreciative, caring and more eager and willing to please(putting experience to the test). I wonder what men think?