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HEYA, JUST PASSING BY AND EXERCISING MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH HERE ON CERB, WHERE, WE CAN DO THIS! here is some useless personal information My crotch itches and therefore I am itching it My breath tastes and surely reeks of creamy garlic dip Today I split my pants I'm thirsty My nails are painted pink and have silver stars on them My legs have 3 day stubble I have 7 tattoos I sew, paint and write I have stretchmarks I am not wearing any pants Okay, who farted??? I see a psychiatrist or does the psychiatrist see me?(remember to ask) Addicted to facebook and update like twitter Happily Married to a client and Married another for an hour once I LOVE my kitty What do I think? I don't have to, I'm Catholic lol jk I am the friendliest person many have met I still owe $7200 on my student loan I wear animal fur blablabla if you have gotten this far.. XXX my apologies I forgot to mention my shoe size,religion and medical history. Gee, I nominate myself for valued member award; just look at all these values :)

I bet he'd be a good F*** .. Imagine what he could do with his cane?!

Haha! This is a democracy, what do you think? I'd say Stephen Harper, but he'd probably pay in a post-dated check and I wouldn't wait 4 years for my deficit to be paid off. Maybe Micheal Ignatieff, he seems pretty Liberal and Cocky. Elizabeth May- ya she'd bring her own non-synthetic all natural eco-friendly oil and probably has lots of money left from her campaign advertising fund.

Fellow voting Cerbites, the election is fast approaching and I would like to post a poll to gather cens-L-us information on the political party leaders. (keep in mind I have no idea how to post a poll so I will try and if it doesn't work let me know how to) Out of the 5 Party Leaders, whom do you think most likely is/has been a client? 1) Stephen Harper 2) Micheal Ignatieff 3) Gilles Duceppe 4) Jack Layton 5) Elizabeth May Just a random thought..wonder who the best tipper would be?:jackoff:

Maybe if a few clients came forward and told their story. I have seen men, real men have a tear in their eyes because they haven't been touched in so long - by anyone. http://www.dailygood.org/view.php?sid=9

Well, I think all the bases have been covered here, except one. You really can't afford it. The best part of visiting an SP is confidentiality. But I do recommend, if you have a wife or girlfriend.. Open up to her. Communicate what it is that turns your crank and drives you wild and you may just be surprised how flexible woman can be heck she may convey some fantasies she's been holding back and your sex life may just be better than ever. Time and time again I have men that are too shy to ask or their significant other for fetishes or domination n such and feel more comfortable with me, a stranger. It took me years to convince my shy husband to do some freaky stuff with me, now he turns himself over to me as I do him.

Paying a woman well makes her happy and more flexible to your needs, desires, wants, fantasies and fetishes. I feel much respect when a man has no quarrels over money, since he feels I am worth every penny. Usually you really do get what you pay a for. Good pay=Good Service WARNING TO LADIES**** If you ever do diaper a man and baby him, don't let him "breast feed" I let a man do this and was black and blue for two weeks with a breast infection, my bad. If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. 'Aristotle Onassis No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back. 'Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr. Women prefer men who have something tender about them - especially the legal kind. 'Kay Ingram Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer. 'Author Unknown

DRESSING UP IS SO MUCH FUN!!! I love requests to dress up fun fun fun heck Ive even had requests to dress him up (in my stuff) Fur, high heels, lace, short skirts, teacher, pigtails, plaid, running shoes, jean outfit, leather, nylons...you name it, I've done it!!! And love it!!!I never charge xtra for this I like a break from the norm since I am far from normal!

Yes! I became friends with a Client I had being seeing for a long time. We have a mutual respect for each other and have a lot of fun. He still sees me for massage and we also go out for a night on the town. I became friends with another client as well..We've been married for a while now, he's still a good client too.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that loves their pets like family, I really do , sometimes I take my kitty on car rides and include him in my day. Oscar, my love kitty! All the pets I have had were all adopted, rescued or found except for my prize AAA Koi fish and sea monkeys. I speak to my pets, even my fish! If ever even my fish get's sick, I cry like a baby, I'm such a baby! I write silly children s poems and such, here is a sample. It's about my Kitty that was found, he is blind in one eye so I dubbed him gangsta Kitty Kitty Kitty Kitty Kat Found you at the Laundromat Alone and hungrily chasing a rat Took you home and that was that Now you have a nice place to rest at Have a good meal, it's better than scrap Do you some good to put on some fat feeling good, happy Kat claimed my silk hat Out the window you starred on the sil you sat so free and safe far from any combat So soft and sweet so nice to look at Hope you'll come back again soon little Kitty Kat Okay yeah silly I know I gave up on dogs, each rescue I've had turned sour. Sometimes even the best dogs have a past with a screw loose. My year and a half rescued 120 lab/mastiff was the nicest dog ever and loved me so much. I never questioned why he followed me everywhere around the house even from the dishwasher to the fridge. Then, one night my man came home..he had a few beers. The dog was happy to see him until he got closer to him,he was fine until my man hugged me and he attacked him, bit his face, hands and a chunk off his hip. Blood sprayed the walls OMG I thought, so I intervened by getting in the middle, and he gave me a gentle "get out of the way nip" that exploded the vein in my arm, broke it in half pooled blood in my entire arm ewww, then sealed itself with a blood clot hematoma. Turns out the owners boyfriend would abuse her when he was drunk and we had no way of knowing. I'm going to cuddle my Kitty to bits now snnuglewoggles

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This sucks, especially since as children many of us are told that we will be loved regardless, and that we can our thoughts.. I find that it's very hard for people to relate or begin to understand something that they know nothing about and have never experienced it. I don't tell others what I do, but if I am flat out asked, I don't lie.. I get looked at much differently after that..I feel for ya

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These are great! I need to stop living in denial. Not having resources at hand makes me feel so irresponsible and dependent. I would really like to see more products and appliances designed to work efficiently without electricity, so in case the power goes, we can have better options available instead of resorting to wood for heat or gas for food. I recently looked into solar panels. Solar panels are not always a reliable source of energy, but clean and damn expensive and they are only meant for relief purposes, not to power the entire home at all. I really hope there are some affordable, ground-breaking technology to come very soon.

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I paint, write and cook. Sometimes I will paint for twelve hours straight depending on what I am working on. Writing helps, I write funny poems and quirky stuff on peoples statuses. I can cook all day, I love it Hot Tubbing, facebooking, sex, funfunfun, forget.. I stop working and focus on myself and the fam. Take something called "flarp" out on my balcony and wait in the shadows for unsuspecting neighbors... Camping oh Camping! have a fire, pull out the massage table, get batteries.., SHOPPING!! Watch my favorite shows and eat whatever I want Mostly, I do whatever I want, I've always been like this, spoiled. I don't let others dictate my life, I lead a very relaxing semi-retired lifestyle as it stands and I do my best not to let stress stand in my way or even cross my path, it's usually other people's stress that stresses me out the most..but I've learned to cope more with this. SHOOT!! I have an appointment in an hour and I'm not even dressed...that's as stressful as this day is going to get I tell ya!

Guys do get raped. Unfortunately a lot of issues revolving abuse are catered towards woman, probably created by a woman, one voice that has been supported. In recent years, after years of repression, woman finally do have a voice more than ever and use it. We are now considered equals were as in the past we had little rights compared to men. The abuse towards woman in the past and present outweigh the abuse towards men. When it comes to men and rape, men also need to stand up, however, statistically, males are raped and molested at a younger age and with little power, shame and shyness are unable to speak for themselves. Maybe you could start something targeted especially for guys. For years I never supported MADD, I was against drunk driving, but I didn't think I should support a group I felt was leaving out many people that are also against drunk driving. I didn't understand. Turns out it I really like the idea of MADD, glad that someone finally stood up, and spoke and made a difference, mothers or not- a great cause.

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Due to the rise in energy cost and huge rise in non-renewable fossil fuels, I'd like to know how/if you conserve energy and how you reduce your carbon footprint. I was reading Dr. Suess tonight to my lil one, The Lorax. Dr Suess is a genius! My lover and like to reduce our carbon footprint..When we have sex in the shower, we turn off the lights and if we're feeling esecially green, we forgo the water all together. What worries me is that I am not prepared for the future, heck I'm not even prepared for today. If the power went out, I'd be in the dark-bored. Where is my wind up TV or wind up stove? I really need some good ideas to get me through a black-out and be entertained aside from looking for flashlights.