" There are truly only two things you can love for eternity, yourself and God (whichever God that is seems a point of endless debate and savagery). For some, love seems to be a reassurance that there will be somebody in the hospital room to hold your dying hand; however, there is only one who will traverse the axis mundi with you, and that is the Supreme Entity."
That is one of the funniest things I have read on this site. Jaded much? What would your God say about visiting all the intelligent, beautiful, and sexy women on this site?