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I scored 44.

You've spent too much time on CERB when you log in specifically to check on a thread titled "You've spent too much time on Cerb when... " that day after you've posted something to it to see what others have written.

Happy Birthday emb3750 - I hope it was a great day!

I'm speechless Emily - way to go!

You've spent too much time on CERB when you have just not only read, but replied to, a thread titled "You've spent too much time on Cerb when... "

Bad breath I can live with, and tasting cigarettes isn't that big of a deal. What was a real turn off, and it only happened once with a non-cerb lady, is when I kissed her and I tasted cherry lube. I really like the taste of cherry, so that in itself wasn't the issue, the turn off was that I had just stepped in the door. I guess I wasn't her first :)

After hearing the winning lottery numbers for which there were no winners in the draw, I would go back in time to buy the only winning ticket. I would then use the money to buy a newer time machine that isn't so restrictive like this one:

My family and friends. Everything else I can live without or replace.

Generally, I don't look at guys profiles, the exceptions are the ones others have already stated. Perhaps some of the guys visiting your profile thought you might have a nice ass and were hoping to find some pictures of it in your photo album :)

Maybe it could retain a credit card like a bank machine or the new gas pumps, you only get your card back when you're done :) Another option would be a parking meter type device, where you select the amount of time you want by the amount of money you put in, and you can add time by running to the meter and putting more money in. This one even has a two-hour time limit:

Ashley Leggat:

Congratulations on your first 100, I'm looking forward to reading your next 100!

How about a 10 minute minimum option with each additional minute charge on a per-minute basis - just like a long distance plan? Many times a fella doesn't know how long he'll need, with the initial greeting, giving the donation, hanging my coat, dressing, showering, etc. especially when meeting a lady for the first time. With a per-minute billing option, no one would have to watch the clock, and ladies wouldn't have to be concerned with guys over-staying. A taxi meter time keeping device could be used, eliminating the need to keep track of start/end times as well as any concerns about being over/under charged: Just kidding! I'm perfectly happy with and respect whatever time options a lady chooses to offer. I know it's early for April fools day, but for some reason I just felt the need to be a shit disturber today :)

You know kids were in the store when...

http://www.news.com.au/technology/husbands-in-the-uk-must-admit-they-watch-porn-to-their-wives-uk-prime-minister-david-cameron-says/story-e6frfrnr-1226763911682 Published November 20, 2013 news.com.au HUSBANDS who secretly watch internet porn will have to confess to their wives when new family filters come in, UK Prime Minister David Cameron says. From next year people will have to opt in if they want their internet service provider to allow them access to pornography at home. Asked by BBC Radio what that would mean for those who may access such content without their partner knowing, Mr Cameron said they were "going to have to have a discussion" about their surfing habits. US President Barack Obama is closely watching Britain's moves to block abusive images from being seen, and to track down those responsible for making them. Google and Microsoft today bowed to pressure to rewrite their software to block 100,000 search terms used by paedophiles to access illegal material.

All browsers have their merits, and they disadvantages. One thing to keep in mind when looking at the alternatives to Internet Explorer, is what is the makers intention in producing it. No one does something for free, and if they do, what is their motivation to keeping it up-to-date. There is a very good chance that it is a non-Microsoft add-in that is the source of your grief. The buggy Adobe flash player is a frequent culprit -- it needs to be updated at least weekly. Add in "search bars" are another source of irritation, be they Ask, Google, etc. Most of this stuff can be disabled with the "Manage add-ons" function - click the gear icon on the upper-right (tools) and select "Manage add-ons" -- you can now disable any suspect toolbar/extension, search providers, etc. To try and find the one misbehaving the most, disable them all and then re-enable the ones you need or want. If you have Windows 7 or 8 on your computer, upgrade to Internet Explorer 11 -- it is currently the fastest and most secure browser there is.

Today I found the tub of melted ice cream that I put in the microwave last night instead of the freezer next to it. Tonight, no ice cream for me :(

My 2 cents: I like the "factory" colour, whatever it may be.

Happy Cerbiversary Cato! I enjoy reading your posts.

Few to no telemarketing calls -- long distance was very expensive so only local businesses would call. Phones without caller ID -- as kids we could fearlessly call random numbers and ask "Is your refrigerator running?"