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  1. Phaedrus posted a picture in another thread that says it all - no tracking app required:
  2. Thank you for the update Notch, it's good to have someone outside the bunker. You're right - 12 times a day was a bit ambitious. I was able to do it for a few days but now I'm down to only 7 times a day; thankfully the ladies have each other when I fall down from exhaustion. The kids busted more than the windows because I can't get the blast door open. In a way it sucks because the domsday preper show was going to feature the bunker next month. On the other hand, does anyone know a good way to reuse condoms? - I may need to make my dwindling supply last for years.
  3. Cryptolocker: 5 Ways To Defend Against Ransomware Threats: http://www.crn.com/slide-shows/security/240163653/cryptolocker-5-ways-to-defend-against-ransomware-threats.htm
  4. Volcanic River in Iceland: Peacock Feather Magnified: Goat eye: Horsetail Fall, California:
  5. [SIZE=3][B]Note: Having looked at many, many, many photo albums I can say that no CERB lady needs to worry about this, they are sure to always get the best seats at any restaurants.[/B][/SIZE] [URL]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/10431535/French-restaurants-where-your-looks-decide-your-seat.html[/URL] [SIZE=1]Henry Samuel, Paris 06 Nov 2013 [/SIZE] Two trendy Parisian restaurants have been accused of seating guests according to how good-looking they are to raise the tone of the establishments. Former hostesses have claimed that Thierry and Gilbert Costes â?? brothers whose group owns hotels, cinemas, restaurants and cafes in the French capital â?? have introduced a highly discriminatory selection procedure for guests of Le Georges, in the Pompidou Centre, and Café Marly, overlooking the Louvre. â??The good-looking ones are led to the good places, where they can be easily seen,â? they told Le Canard Enchaîné, an investigative and satirical weekly. â??As for the non good-looking ones, it is imperative that they be dispatched to the corners of the room.â? Failure to obey the rules was said to result in reprimands such as: â??What are these ugly mugs doing at this table? Everyone can see them when they come in. Itâ??s very bad for our image.â? The hostesses themselves were picked according to equally exacting criteria: anyone short "without a model's physique and over 30 need not apply". One was told off for "not showing my breasts enough". They said that periodically one of the bosses, Gilbert, would come in person to â??harp on about the house principles of which he is very proud, as he invented them, saying: â??There are good looking people, you put them here; there are bad looking people, you put them there! Really, itâ??s not that complicated.'â? The only exception to this rule, they told the weekly, was celebrity guests, who â??pretty or ugly, old or young", get to sit before the â??vast panoramaâ? of the Parisian skyline. Telephone bookings naturally posed a problem. To get round this tricky issue, the welcome desk was asked to remain non-committal on seating arrangements, saying: â??Weâ??ll do what we can but can promise nothing.â? In the Cafe Marly, another chic eatery overlooking the Louvres museum and its pyramid owned by the Costes group, the hostesses claimed phone bookers were told balcony seats could not be guaranteed. Depending on the physical attributes of the guest, they would then receive the go-ahead to sit â??on the terraceâ? for all to see or not. A member of the Georges restaurant â??did not deny" the existence of such rules, according to Le Canard, merely saying: â??Itâ??s a little complicated to answer.â? A spokesman for the Costes brothers told the Telegraph: "They have no comment."
  6. I wished I had her problem:
  7. You could hit Denny's like Tim Allen and enjoy a meal with all the single dads that burnt the turkey: :)
  8. Just like regular cleavage, Australian Cleavage (aka Underboob) is something that I can't resist looking at!
  9. Thanks for the heads up about the social group NJ!
  10. It's a hipster fly! Equipped with a "mustache" and "aviator shades", the horsefly has one of the most beautiful eyes in the insect world: Robber flies sit on a perch and use their large eyes to monitor for any insects that happen to fly by: This citrine forktail appears to be calling out from behind a flower petal. Damselflies often how very expressive faces. This is partly due to the presence of psudopupils which give the impression that they are looking right at you:
  11. Normally, male jumping spiders in the genus Phidippus are the more colorful sex, but in the case of the Apache jumper, the female is the clear winner: A male Phidippus insignarius jumping spider performs an elaborate courtship display for a female. During this part of the routine, he raises his body, lifts his front legs, and shuffles from side to side: Orchid bees don't actually feed on orchids, but rather the males use their modified legs to scrape scents from the orchids onto their bodies. These fragrances attracts females: This may not be the image that comes to mind when you hear glowworm, but this bizarre creature is the form taken by an adult male glowworm. The feathery antennae are used to detect the pheromones of females: You can tell that this is a male luna moth by the large leathery antennae, which he uses to track the pheromones of females: The Halloween Pennant is a common and widespread damselfly with beautifully colored wings. Here, you can see the details of the wing veins:
  12. It's one thing to get a guy or girl's number, it another to interpret it. From American Pie 2: Jessica: If a guy tells you how many girls he's hooked up with, it's not even close to that. You take that number and divide it by three, then you get the real total. OK, so if Kevin is saying it's been three girls it's more like one or none. Vicky: None? Jessica: The rule of three. It's an exact science. Consistent as gravity. Steve Stiffler: When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with, multiply it by three and that's the real number. Didn't you fuckers learn anything in college?
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