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Using my back-of-a-napkin time calculations from before, a 20 minute session would only leave 4.5 minutes of fun time -- that might have been ok when I was 18... Too many options & calculations may make it too confusing (for me anyway) and more about the business transaction than a sensual experience with a fine lady, and I hate to have the stress worrying if I'll finish on time or overstay my welcome. I can envision a 45 minute option, which would have all the benefits you've outlined and might make it easier for the ladies in booking "on the hour" appointments. I'm assuming it's a time and not money motivation for the options, since one doesn't need to stay for the 30/60/90/120 minute session , and do we really want to end up having this stuck on the end of the bed :)

X - is for the X-ray glasses I bought as a kid from the back of a comic book hoping to see some girls in their underwear like in this video "X-Ray Specs Make Every Man's Dream Come True": http://www.metacafe.com/watch/743937/x_ray_specs_make_every_mans_dream_come_true/

1) I hope she's not one of my niece's friends 2) I hope she's not one of my nieces 3) Thank god!

I'm in! I share OD's dilemma; I volunteer at a soup kitchen -- hopefully it won't cause too much confusion with the new volunteers that don't know me :)

Article was originally from USA Today, and just copied by Fox news: http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/10/29/body-shape-objectification-technology/3287287/ Here's an idea for a new study: "Why do pumpkin sales plummet after October 31st" -- how do I get government funding for this?

Try right-clicking on one of the blocked pictures and pick "properties" from the pop-up menu. You should be able to see who's it is next to "Address (URL)"; if you can, let the mod know as the advertiser is sure to want to fix any issue.

Article: Science confirms, men ogle women Published October 29, 2013 http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/10/29/science-confirms-men-ogle-women/ Science has confirmed what women have known for years - men really do look at women's bodies more than their faces. But a study published in the journal Sex Roles shows that women are just as guilty of staring at other women's bodies more than their faces. The US study took 29 women and 36 men who were fitted an eye-tracking system which measures how many milliseconds the eyes remain on a certain spot. Photographs of 10 women were shown, each with three digitally altered body shapes - curvaceous, much less curvaceous and in-between. Both men and women focused on women's chests and waists. Those women with bigger breasts, narrower waists and bigger hips prompted longer looks. Lead author of the study, Dr Sarah Gervais of the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, said the explanation may be evolutionary as men are said to be drawn to more shapely women for childbearing, while women may be checking out their competition. "We live in a culture in which we constantly see women objectified in interactions on television and in the media. When you turn your own lens on everyday, ordinary women, we focus on those parts, too," she told USA Today. "Until now, we didn't have evidence people were actually doing that to women's bodies," she said. "We have women's self-reports, but this is some of the first work to document that people actually engage in this." The eye tracking system is said to be more useful then questionnaires or interviews, which are subjective, because people may not known how much the subconsciously check out women's bodies. This sounds like tax dollars at work, the work of people that have never spoken to the opposite sex, or perhaps it was suggested by someone as a joke. What other ridiculous studies have you heard of?

Country is just an ok word, it doesn't have "tit" in it.

Another thing girls can do that guys can't:

Morning, noon or night - anytime is a delight! Ideally, all three.

I hate crying in the morning -- thank you for this.

I've come to learn that most ladies like naughty talk, even though many civilian ladies don't like to admit it thinking it isn't "lady like". So, ladies -- What do you like to hear in the sack? What really gets your heart racing? What have you heard before that you never want to hear again? I have a great memory but it only lasts for 3 minutes so plan on making a "cheat sheet" of "dos & don'ts" and taping it to my arm.

Welcome Lea! I don't have a preference - An inexperienced girl next door gives us the opportunity to learn from and explore each other. A "been around the world and back" gal gives her the opportunity to teach me, and I like teachers because they make you do things over and over until you get them right.

100 is a good start -- keep going!

Will you tie me up with your golden lasso and make me tell the truth?

Not necessarily :) Do prefer to have coffee first to wake up, sex first to get the juices going, or coffee during sex using the fellow's (or lady's) head as a cup holder?

Q - Quiet - you have to be quiet when bringing a girl back to your hotel room so that you don't wake up your roommate. Hopefully his snoring won't ruin the mood, too bad he couldn't be quiet too.

There is only one way to work this out that I can think of, but do you think the ladies would be offended or just confused if I handed them a stopwatch and clipboard as soon as I arrived?

Great choices so far, I'd like to add: James Bond (Roger Moore) Porky's (1 to 3) American Pie (1, 2, Wedding, Reunion) Revenge of the Nerds (1 to 4) Planet of the Apes (original '70s): [Planet of the Apes, Beneath the Planet of the Apes, Escape from the Planet of the Apes, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, Battle for the Planet of the Apes]

A faraday cage would definitely work and is second best to removing the battery. For a non-apple phone, turning it off is all that you need to do. Airplane mode only disables the transmitter, the GPS receiver would still be active and if there is an application installed that records the GPS location, all the data will be there for retrieval later. If apple's built in continuous location recorder is still there, it'll be busily recording the GPS and cell tower information.

Aside from the cruelty to friends & family, there is also a financial consequence to them - some will have canceled work for the next day(s) and booked a flight. Now if some of these hoaxters started to get sued for actual damages and punitive damages I'm sure the number of incidents would drop like a stone.

When double-mint just isn't enough: When you just want a blow so you can pop: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie-Roll center? There's a smile in every Hershey Bar: Chew it over with Twix: Snickers Satisfies: Taste the rainbow: Something to wash all that candy down with: