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Police regularly park in the parking lots of buildings or behind plazas, the more unobservable from the street all the better -- they do this so they can catch up on their paperwork, chat on the phone or have a nap. They've regularly been in your parking lot since the building was built, you've just never noticed them before. Just like they didn't notice you leaving the hotel.

I completely agree!

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After a couple of cups of coffee I'm now awake enough to remember a couple of times that I was technically lost. I was using GPS navigation, and the map in the GPS was incorrect leading me to streets that don't exist on the wrong side of a lake, or the wrong way on one-way streets. Paper map & compass to the rescue!

Something that I forgot to mention that fStop reminded me of, keep a magnetic compass in the car too!

I'm a guy, so as all guys, I'm never lost - just taking the "scenic" route. Technology is great, only when it works -- always keep a paper map in your car! For you younger folks, a paper map is either a big piece of paper or in book form that has all the streets on it :)

U is for Universal parts - every "Tab A" will fit into a "Slot B".

This switch:

Question 36. You arrive on time at the location. You texted, and called every 10 minutes for a half hour to no avail. Do you: a) post on you can, ranting and raving about how badly you were treated b) realize that there could be something outside the ladies control preventing her from receiving your call, like being subscribed to Rogers c) go and peek into every ground floor window - maybe you can spot her d) go to the reception desk, show the clerk a copy of the ad and ask what her room number is e) accept it as part of the process, and go and find that train that Cleo, Cat, Emily, Nathalie, Kathryn, Eva and Meg are on f) b and e

My ear is itchy.

Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but a lady's eyes are a beauty to be beheld!

A is for the Anticipation of the zesty taste of dining at the yummy Y.

Nonsense that some fools believe: A girl's bra size is larger than a B cup? IMPLANTS! A girl's bra size is a B cup or smaller? NO BOOBS! A girl's face is beautifully symmetrical? SURGERY! A girl's face is a deviation from the norm? BUTTERFACE! A girl has a nice ass? SURGERY! A girl wears makeup? NARCISSIST! A girl has meat on her bones? FAT! A girl is naturally slender? ANOREXIC! A girl has a beautiful singing voice? AUTOTUNE! A girl is rich? SPOILED BRAT! A girl has a rich boyfriend? GOLD DIGGER! A girl is happy, and content with where she is in life? BITCH!

As a gentleman, I believe it's important for the lady to finish first and finish often. If she isn't having a good time, neither am I.

I believe in marriage, I don't believe that I should get married. If I meet the right girl one day that does NOT put up with any of my B.S., I'll reconsider -- if she is very, very persuasive. These days it seems that the institution of marriage is just a piece of paper for which a tax was collected by the government and probably a church. The feelings you have for your S.O., and they for you, are all that really matter.

Phone books save energy. Burn it in the fireplace to heat your home. Once it's burnt, get more for free -- you are entitled to one phone book per telephone in your home, whether bell or customer supplied.

I'm not comfortable with the "text only" requirement. She does have a variety of photos taken in different locations in different outfits, meaning she has probably been doing this awhile -- that given, the fact that you can't find any info is peculiar. Both items are red flags for me.

S - Stroking all the right places, Saying only nice things and Staying only the allotted time

F&F. Roasted or BBQ?

I'm single, so it doesn't matter if anyone finds out. I don't hide my activities, but I don't advertise them either. I never kiss and tell about any lady, be she professional or "civilian". On the occasion that I have let a married friend in on my adventures they were jealous of my freedom to see so many beautiful ladies -- and not having to "eat the same meal every day, even if it is steak".

Two sets of laws - one for them, one for those that pay them.

iPhone location tracking is factory built-in, no extra application needs to be installed. Check out: iPhone tracking: What you need to know: http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/mobile/04/21/iphone.tracker.explainer/index.html How to See the Secret Tracking Data in Your iPhone: http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2383943,00.asp

You can tether your computer off most blackberries and use it's internet connection. The big question is the type of data plan you have.