qwertyaccount

"A dollar deferred is a dollar earned"

Early congratulations!

Cash is a wonderful gift, she won't care that you gave her the same thing her brother gave her, and it magically turns into anything she likes.

Must be a real nice place.

1) No, my understanding is that you have to go though a lot of freaks, weirdos and even thieves to find the odd gem. 2) All ladies are different in their likes and dislikes, what they find hot and not. 3) I'm curious and would like to know too. 4) When price is discussed up-front before the encounter and you agree, you'll never be taken advantage of. Stick with the ladies on CERB. You've already gotten to know some of them in a way by reading their posts. Be very upfront with your disabilities and desires, and you'll be in for a blast of a time.

You filled out an order form for Eaton's.

Happy birthday, and many more!

Always listen to older people, they know stuff.

I was hoping that the two were separated enough that no one would notice :) Thanks for the fond memory - I loved that show! Julia, here's another place were junk touching is encouraged and staring at tatas occurs:

I fgeel your pain RG, this guy wouldn't quit felling my ass, telling me how firm it is and all.

Good gosh that was interesting!

Be careful who you accept a hug from on Monday.

This was my TV "remote" which was a big improvement on the broom stick I used before that:

Well done my friend!

She's Denise Milani.

Holly cow Batman! Here's some shark repellent from the oceanic repellent BAT spray shelf. Problem solved!

If you know why a TV remote it called a "clicker", you're old! Well before the era of infrared, Zenith invented the wireless remote control. The first widely used TV remote control had four buttons (power, volume, channel up, channel down) but no batteries. Press a button, and a tiny hammer inside the remote would strike an aluminum rod, transmitting an ultrahigh-frequency tone to control the set. They were affectionately known as clickers, because they actually clicked when you pressed the buttons. Before these slick devices, they actually had a remote that was physically wired directly to the TV. . . and before that they had kids that they would tell to go change the channel, or turn up the volume.

Do I: A) Have way too much free time on my hands, or B) Need to learn how to prioritize, or C) Other Knock, knock. Who's there? Landshark? http://www.spike.com/video-clips/gytf2i/land-shark

Boobs and science, a great combination! Ok, so this last one has nothing to do with science, I just like it, ok.