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Ugent Confirmation. Are You Dead or Alive?. Attn: My name is Funsho Babatunde, I work in the Accounts and Audit Dept. Cbn ,in the course of our General Auditing and Account revision of the 1st quarter of the year 2011,we discovered that the Bank Accounts belonging to some Benefactors have been changed on the basis that the owners have died some time last year or have given out an authorization note of change of data. (DEED OF ASSIGNMENT) After the investigations, however, it was revealed that there are Foreigners who are collaborating with Retired Staffs to make these changes illegally without the knowledge of the Bonafide Benefactors and one traced to your own change is this Mr.Howard Hays who said you are dead, hence they have forwarded some documents of funeral service held for you so as to divert your fund. They have also forwarded to this bank account below as the new account that will receive this money Bank Name: Bank Name: Bank of America Bank address: 510 Branson Landing Blvd. Branson, Missouri 65616 Bank fax: 417-337-5839 Account number:354006400237 Account name:Reba's Routing number: 081000032 But we wanted to confirm if actually this is true and hence decided to write to your email address which after 2 days from now and there is no response, we will then know that you are dead indeed and go on with the transfer. If proved otherwise by you that you did not die, please forward to us all the related Benefactors particulars including your Telephone number, contact address. These details from you will help to assist us reach a conclusion that you are not dead. Anything contrary to this claim will help us charge this man to court and prosecute him while your fund will be paid to you immediately without any further delay. You have to get back to us on time for us to commence legal proceedings against Mr. Howard L.Hays and his accomplices if you are still alive and did not sent him. We do await your positive response. Yours truly, Mr. Funsho Babatunde Accounts and Audit Dept. International Banking Unit. Central Bank Of Nigeria Tel: +2347089118143

You get invited to appear on the Jerry Springer, Maury Povish or Dr. Phil show. :)

That "fresh baby smell" is the best! And I miss boobie time :)

There are a bunch of privacy settings that you can set with Google like the "Ads preference manager" - by default you are given ads based on your historic searches. You need to check them periodically because they're always "tweaking" things for your "convenience". http://www.google.ca/intl/en/privacy/tools.html

Great post Cat, I too love my nieces and nephews to death! Age doesn't have to be an issue any more. This came out on Thursday: http://www.cnn.com/2011/10/06/health/fertility-eggs-embryos-empowered-patient/index.html

Teh Fanxgivin Turkey Flew Awai!

OD, that reminds me of two bits of Cary Grant trivia: Ian Fleming modeled the James Bond character partially with Grant in mind. Cary turned down the role of James Bond in Dr. No (1962), believing himself to be too old at 58 to play the character. (Roger was 58 in "A View to a Kill")

I seem to have gotten fripples and boobies mixed up somehow. I need to spend more time checking my work.

Cooking a twenty-five pound turkey in under thirty seconds: :)

Congrats whiteman!

Underboob

What if they think is't chocolate ice cream covered brains, all it needs is a cherry on top!

I'm eating a nutella, peanut butter and jam sandwich.

Congrats Mr Nice!

Great smile:

I'd comment, but I reallty don't... well, you can guess the rest. Who works on a car in white?

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You just have to pick the item you hate the least, plug your nose and swallow without chewing and wash it down with lost of water :)

That was a good day OD!

This makes me laugh.

All boobies are fun boobies!!!! I don't know what the contest is, but I'm happy to be the judge: