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Cooking a twenty-five pound turkey in under thirty seconds: :)

Congrats whiteman!

Underboob

What if they think is't chocolate ice cream covered brains, all it needs is a cherry on top!

I'm eating a nutella, peanut butter and jam sandwich.

Congrats Mr Nice!

Great smile:

I'd comment, but I reallty don't... well, you can guess the rest. Who works on a car in white?

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You just have to pick the item you hate the least, plug your nose and swallow without chewing and wash it down with lost of water :)

That was a good day OD!

This makes me laugh.

All boobies are fun boobies!!!! I don't know what the contest is, but I'm happy to be the judge:

Does she really need the high heels? http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1762333/sexy_tall_woman/ I think she does need a hug though.

I don't know who she is but she looks dangerously fun:

What RG said and: -Take a couple antacids -no booze beforehand, if you'd like to share a glass of wine with the lady that just fine -Let her know your new at this -Be prepared to take cold showers for a few days afterwards

If you know what this is, you're old: