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You runined my mental image of Kelly, and you just made Christina so much hotter in my tiny little mind :)

Does it have to be "pure"?

If you won the lottery, what would you do with the rest of your days?

I'm no MD, but I think you had the flu before you took the shot and it coincidentially manifested itself the following day. I could be mistaken, happens all too often, but I don't think the flu virus can incubate that fast. http://health.howstuffworks.com/diseases-conditions/cold-flu/contagious.htm I've had countless flu shots, and I've never had the flu, but that could just be how my body works, everyone is different.

Here's the gold crown:

Sorry, I was expeciting "Yogi-ism's" - quotes from Yogi Berra. In case anyone else was to, I've provided some so you won't be disappointed: A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. All pitchers are liars or crybabies. Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken. Even Napoleon had his Watergate. Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious. How can you think and hit at the same time? I always thought that record would stand until it was broken. I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary. I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself? I never said most of the things I said. I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house. I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question. I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary. I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em. If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be. If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer. And in case you were looking for Yogi-ism's from Yogi Bear: Yogi Bear: Boo Boo, you've tried to stop my brilliant ideas with common sense a thousand times. Has it ever worked? Boo Boo: No. Yogi Bear: Then... let's go-go-go! . Yogi Bear: Just sit back and let Mother Nature carry us toward her own. Boo Boo: I think Mother Nature is kind of cranky today. . Yogi Bear: It's because I'm smarter than the average bear. . Yogi Bear: I'm so smart and it hurts. . Yogi Bear: [On the Ranger's phone] Hello? Hello? Is this the White House? Ranger Smith: Yogi! Yogi Bear: Hey, the President knows my name.

Congratulations!!!

If you know what this is, you are old:

Elle May Clampett (I'm not picky, either the original or remake)

Proper sleep is a very important key. Avoiding or at least reducing stress plays a big part to, when you are stressed your immune system actually shuts down to conserve resources. I reduce stress by looking at boobies, preferably in person. I think Oil of Oregano is intended to make you forget about what ails you instead of actually doing anything. Cod-liver oil works the same way. :)

This brings back memories - I sure do miss that damn annoying always in your way kitty!

Take an hour off work during the day for an "appointment", and then work overtime to make up for it. When you say you were working overtime, it will be the truth.

Have an amazing Birthday!

Gotta love Friday: .

Cool, thanks. My uncle worked there.

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Did you notice that they don't put cotton balls in pill bottles anymore? Was someone eating the cotton by mistake?

Ziva from NCIS, just don't piss her off:

"Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore? Again? The gossip website TheDirty claims to have proof that Ashton Kutcher cheated on wife Demi Moore with Sara Leal, a girl he met Saturday at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego. The affair alledgedly occurred the same weekend as the Hollywood couple's sixth wedding anniversary." And some people said Ashton would never be able to fill Charlie's shoes!

Incredable post Cat and congratulations on hitting 1,000!

I don't know what event/sport this is, but I'm a fan.