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I think the girl in #2 needs moisturize her hands a bit more. Remember ladies, wash your hands before playing with your friends:

Does it involve diamonds, mink coats or kittens?

I wore this on the subway today; some women just stared, some whistled, some yelled "nice junk", some came up to me to talk and spent the whole time just looking at my package and never even looked me in the eye once. I felt like just a piece of meat. Why can't I wear whatever I feel pretty in and be treated like a human being.

Can I have his job please?

Who is there with you???? I only ask because there is no way you were looking at the arms.

That's awsome Ava!

I thought that they never end, oh, wait a sec, I get it now, they auto repeat and I just watch them for hours on end. :)

I'm sure there are lots of subtleties that I'm missing, but couldn't one of the agencies add a private password protected area to one of their web sites, where they could share all the bad date info with the other agencies, and invite all the CERB SPs to join in as well?

This seems to be one of those situations where a guy can't ever win. Not all girls, but some, could be doing this while telling me if I can't look her in the eye it's my problem: To avoid the possability of ever making anyone the least bit uncomfortable, I'm just going to start wearing these all the time:

Today, grabbing an employer's attention quickly and leaving a positive impression is critical. According to a recent CareerBuilder study, nearly half (45%) of human resource managers said they spend, on average, less than one minute reviewing an application. The survey, which was conducted by Harris Interactive from May 19 to June 8, 2011, included more than 2,600 employers nationwide. When asked to recall the most memorable or unusual resumes, human resource managers and hiring managers shared the following: Candidate said the more you paid him, the harder he worked. Candidate was fired from different jobs, but included each one as a reference. Candidate said he just wanted an opportunity to show off his new tie. Candidate listed her dog as reference. Candidate listed the ability to do the moonwalk as a special skill. Candidates --a husband and wife looking to job share --submitted a co-written poem. Candidate included "versatile toes" as a selling point. Candidate said that he would be a "good asset to the company," but failed to include the "et" in the word "asset." Candidate's email address on the resume had "shakinmybootie" in it. Candidate included that she survived a bite from a deadly aquatic animal. Candidate used first name only. Candidate asked, "Would you pass up an opportunity to hire someone like this? I think not." Candidate insisted that the company pay him to interview with them because his time was valuable. Candidate shipped a lemon with resume, stating "I am not a lemon." Candidate included that he was arrested for assaulting his previous boss.

Good or bad, I live and breath technology too.

For the Jessica Simpson fans:

The geek in me finds the use of "Leonard Nimoy" and the word "enterprises" in that sentence very funny!

I believe I'll have scotch instead of beer today and then go looking at lots of boobie pictures trying to see fripples. I believe I'll contact Microsoft and let them know that their spell check doesn't know about important words like "boobie" and "fripple". I believe that all boobies should pass in my hands and that I will gladly share them, especially with Malika.

That's great news to make a sunny Sunday even better! Thanks for sharing!

I've been vindicated!!!! Check this out: And if you haven't seen enough of Jennifer's fripples, you can also check out this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7HRlkqIN_E and this http://www.mileanhour.com/files/2010/4/11.gif I have all the episodes on DVD and always have a good laugh whenever I watch them!

Where are the PETA people when you need them!? Another kitty caught in a boobie trap. Anyone want to try and rescue the poor thing?

If you purchased it recently with a credit card, it may be covered by the card's warranty. Worst case, your home insurance will cover it, but it may be less than the deductable. Warning: The following statement will make some Apple "fan boys" mad: I can't think of any PC laptop that won't let you easily change the battery. Rubbing alcohol can be used as a cleaning or flushing agent on electronics and evaporates quickly. As a last resort, you can immerse the battery in rubbing alcohol for a day to try and disolve any buildup and then flush it out. That's excatly why they do it!

It depends a lot on your wants and needs. You can get an Android Next6 tablet from Walmar for only $188 http://www.walmart.ca/Electronics/Computers-Accessories/Tablets/Next6-Tablet It doesn't connect directly to the cell network (ala 3G), but you connect via WiFi or tether it to your cell phone for internet access. It's pretty neat and covers off all of the basics and then some. They have a 15 day return policy, so if you don't like it just bring it back and try another.

And that's 14 months before early release for good behaviour, etc. It'll probably be just time served while waiting for trial. What a sad system we have :(

Remember Tracy Lords? "At the age of 15, she ran away from home and was living with her mother's ex-boyfriend, Roger. Posing as her stepfather, he helped her respond to classified ads requesting models. Using a false drivers license ID provided by Roger that stated she was 20 rather than 15, she started in the porn industry..." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traci_Lords

You know your old when: You eat at 4, not because of the early bird specials, but because 8pm is your bedtime.

Shush!!! Those tastless toys are coming out next week and no one is supposed to know yet! :)