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  1. It's always a good time for some Leonard!!! On a completly unrelated topic, here's a quote from a show I watched the other day with my little niece: "I know you can sing. I'm just saying, do you really want to do it in front of all of those people? Staring right up at you? Waving their cellphones, taking your picture? Putting it on the internet for people to see over and over and over again, so people can watch it for years and years and years?" Remember... internet is forever, something Leonard never had to consider and, well, we get to watch him today. Now it's time for some Joe Biden:
  2. I believe I'll have a beer and look at some boobies.
  3. 150... I'm thinking that somehow this should be part of the "How many times a week do you masturbate? " thread. :)
  4. It's doable - that there is a touch tone phone and you're not that old. :) Now if you tried any of these, then you're old, and by the way, you'd have a time trying to do it: Newer: Older:
  5. I would call a CERB lady, so should could let me leave the world with a smile. Oh ya, later she could let all my CERB friends know too.
  6. If you had one of these in your home for parties, you are old:
  7. I didn't know which thread this sould go in:
  8. In June, 2007, a Wienermobile with the Wisconsin license plate of YUMMY made headlines after being stopped by an Arizona Department of Public Safety officer for having an allegedly stolen license plate. Officer K. Lankow had observed the Wienermobile slowing traffic and checked the license plate to determine if the vehicle was street legal. The license plate came back as being stolen out of Columbia, Missouri, so the officer stopped the Wienermobile and detained the driver. Oscar Meyer had not notified police that they had obtained a replacement plate after the previous one had been stolen, and that it should be considered stolen only if not on a Wienermobile. The Wienermobile was released soon after the error was revealed.
  9. We all want to pretend to be someone else every now and then, but I guess it comes down to what you are asking for. Something like this might not be at the top of some lady's list of things to dress up as: But this might be kind of fun:
  10. Angela & Malika, I think it's a combination of alcohol and prescriptions drugs. Sometimes people drink by mistake while on a new medication forgetting that some of the side effects can be dangerous, and sometimes, well, the video says it better than I can :) Tratelle, those cartoon chicks are very cute, but this is what I prefer:
  11. Congrat-u-ma-lati-ums! (I can't think of who, but someone famous sounds like that :) )
  12. Another great variation of this great photo:
  13. I didn't know if I should be sharing this here or on the boobie thread. Additional Comments: She is Christina Applegate a.k.a. Kelly Bundy.
  14. Incase I didn't mention it, I love boobies! So does Charlie Waffles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9RCivBsjP4
  15. George Orwell was right, he was just mistaken about the year, is should have been 2004 instead of 1984.
  16. who the fuck are you? Why are you leaving this crappy comments on my facebook wall. I am not gay and I don't even know you. Delete your comments from my wall : http://www.facebook.com/people/Mad-DJ/617451803 If you don't remove them ASAP , I will find you and fuck you!
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