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I've been watching for 20 minutes, and you'll never believe this - she drops it every time!

Nice boobs, but don't let either of them catch you staring, it could be dangerous:

I've been very naughty and need to be punished.

This turns me on:

William Shatner on Saturday Night Live: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x930vt_william-shatner-snl-skit-get-a-life_fun

How often... Well let's just say I got a voice command (recognition) system for my computer to keep my hands free for a reason :)

Does everyone know about the 3 or 4 or more pictures of topless beautiful girls posted everyday at page3.com ?

Did you see the guy being a water fountain in the pool?

That must be my buddy reincarnated - and he's up to his usual antics!

Angelina Jolie, Demi Moore Reese Witherspoon, Uma Thurman

Congratulations! And here's some boobies:

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You know you're old when you: a) Had the encyclopedia set in the picture b) Remember that it was collected one book at a time though Dominion (Picture borrowed from the boobie thread, in addittion to being old, there is something else wrong with me because I noticed the books).

That's probably where they got the idea - those dirty minded geeky bastards!

There are only two reasons to watch "Embrace of the Vampire" documented in the following:

Don't forget Ponderosa: I was sad to see them go, whenever I needed break pads I would go there and order a couple of "steaks".

Here's a real talent:

More Jessica: Sorry, no fripple but I could resist (or stop looking just in case I missed them).

The opportunity... after it's knocked.

Do you remember when wine coolers with those twirly straws were cool? If so, then you are old!

I remember seeing a movie similar to this, but I can't think of the title, but I do remember that it didn't turn out to well for the guy.

So the place next door is a vacant lot - that's worse in a way - you never know what sort of element will move there. The heads on pikes will work as a warning, but it sounds like the sort of area that will need repeated raiding parties, which is exciting at the moment, but generally a pain in the ass. I could buy that place too, but then it has neighbours and the problem starts all over again. What to do, what to do....

I don't have one of those, but I'm going to the store to get one right now! Do you know if they only work on TV images, or can you point the remote/device at any lady?

This will help: I wish I was this guy:

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